Serpent Skull- Beer and Pretzels (Inactive)

Game Master drbuzzard

Lalali is busy casting enlarge person the first round and needs Ivar to be within 30 feet at the beginning of the next round.

Ivar is only moving up 30' to throw frisbee's so you should be good, right?

Yeah, just a bit confused when what actually is happening. We have some sort of surprise round or is that all in the first round? Because then Ivar would only be enlarged in the second round.

This is the first round. No surprise round. You were made aware something was wrong when the guard started shouting. It also made the bulk of the cannibals aware.

That´s cool. In that case Lalali is only casting enlarge person, which takes the whole round, as i said.

I hope this works.
Janzadar won't let the Cannibals will his small new ally. He asks Shimye-Magalla for a boon, and runs towards the bushes.
Using his Agile feet domain power to ignore the plants for 1 round, and move 30' without impediment.
After that, he casts Obscuring Mist, making some of the cannibals unable to see, and preventing them from attacking in range and making them miss (hopefully).

Preparing for the long haul, Malok casts Aspect of the Falcon on himself.. He tries to move up to get view of the enemy afterwards..

Move up to 30' depending on how much he has to go to see something..

You can get to where Ivar is on the map after 30'.

#2 cannibal should be visible from the outside of the cloud.

2,3,4, 8 attack the kender.

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 8 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6 (they picked up clubs, broken sabers are dumb). miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 7 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 2 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 19 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 1d100 ⇒ 88 hit

The rest move up in the confusion of the fog.

PCs are up.

Barton casts Grease on the trail, catching Littlelad, #2, and #8 in the area of effect.

Counting on that buff acrobatics skill on the halfling to keep him upright.

Round 2 Ini 18

Moving up next to Ivar.
Castin Magic Missile on 1 if visible, if not just wait.
MM: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
MM: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

1 is visible in the tower, so you hit. Still up.

The Tengu studies #3 and fires.. Using Hawkeye as a swift action..

Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Dam: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

20% miss chance from the mist.

Looking at the map I thought he was out of it..

Miss: 1d100 ⇒ 66

What is the DC on the grease?

Grease DC=14

reflex: 2d20 ⇒ (2, 9) = 11fail, fail both cannibals slide off their feet.

fingers crossed for the peck....

Reflex: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24
Galittlehad maintains his balance quite right, what with having a lower center of balance and such...

The pint sized daring bravo holds his left hand high as he yells "Booze lord! May your dizzyness invigor me!" as he touchs his chest.
Lay on Hands: 1d6 ⇒ 2
Afterwards, the little figure decides to stab the ugly cannibal that he stabbed the round prior and step back.

5ft step diagonally.

Rapier: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (8) + 9 = 17
Miss Chance: 1d100 ⇒ 15
Damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Acrobatics DC 10 to move: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18Why do I even roll this...

"Just like I planned it....." Barton says as the halfling tiptoes out of the grease zone.

Well at least the mist screwed him.

"Get out while you can Randy!" Ivar moves forward to the edge of the fog and attacks the cannibal to the Halflings left,4 swinging the axe as hard as he can.

rage 2nd rd. Shield other: AC 13, Move: 15 ft.(I think) Attack: great axe (PA, FF,) rage, enlarged, weapon of awe, powerful blow
attack: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12 for damage: 3d6 + 9 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2, 4, 6) + 9 + 3 + 2 + 1 = 27

The mighty and reckless blow barely lands, but that is enough, and the savage is chopped into hamburger. You're not quite sure where the grinding action came from, but there it is- hamburger.

From where he is, hidden in the mist, Janzadar casts Bless to embolden his allies.
+1 morale bonus on attack rolls and on saving throws against fear effects.

2,3,8 attack Marty McShorty

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 15 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8 miss: 1d100 ⇒ 96 hit
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 17 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 miss: 1d100 ⇒ 20 miss
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 20 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 hit
confirm: 1d20 ⇒ 14 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6 miss

10 attacks the enbiggened Ivar.
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 4 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9 miss

1 chuck a javelin (hey, it's what he has) at Lalali.
to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 1 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7 , but he hits his own pet Koala on a tree and kills it.

PCs are up.

Janzadar casts Divine Favor on himself, and moves back towards his friends (drawing his trident and using his Agile Feet ability again), finding cannibal #10 on the way. He flanks him with Sir Galittlehad.

Barton activates his luck and moves over adjacent to #8.

He slashes with his longsword.

longsword: 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 3 + 1 + 2 = 15

damage: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 2 = 7

Having been clubbed like only a halfling can get clubbed, Galittlehad reels from the pain.

Once again he heals himself briefly before resuming his righteous assault on the cannibal's lower halves.

Lay on Hands: 1d6 ⇒ 5

+1 Bless, +2 flank... right now I miss being gestalt rogue. And higher level. And a barbarian.
Rapier on #10: 1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 9 + 1 + 2 = 18
Damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

you forgot missing not being ridiculously small

Wait until I manage to get my small hands on a Reduce Person wand/scroll/whatever. Then I shall be tiny, iny and chrome. WITNESS ME!

Malok fires at #8..

Attack: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32
Confirm: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20

Dam: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Crit Dam: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (6, 6) + 4 = 16

"CAW!!"

'They should have ran.' Seeing the next cannibal 10 surge forward our of the fog, Ivar recklessly swings his axe at the native, "Keep backing up Randy we've almost got you." again splattering gore upon himself, Randy, Janzadar, the cannibals and the javelin pierced Koala.

Shield other: AC 13: full attack: great axe (PA, FF,) rage, enlarged, weapon of awe, bless
attack: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 9 + 1 = 28 for damage: 3d6 + 9 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (1, 5, 5) + 9 + 3 + 2 = 25

Malok puts an arrow through the eye of one of the diet challenged.

Ivar hits another one so hard, they he is processed directly into head cheese.

Lalali moves up (see map) and casts color spray on them.

DC 16 with arcane point.
Layout:
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Barton moves up and engages #6.

Stabbing with his longsword.

longsword: 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 3 + 1 + 2 = 11 (luck, bless)

damage: 1d8 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 2 = 14

miss?: 1d100 ⇒ 72

(Lingering Luck 1/2)

will save: 5d20 ⇒ (1, 20, 19, 12, 1) = 53 fail, pass, pass fail fail

9 and 5 save. The rest collapse in a heap of savages and loincloths.

Barton chops up a vicious leaf.

9 swings at Shrimp.

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 12 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8 miss

5 moves up and clubs Lalali

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 3 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 miss

1 tosses another javelin, this time at Ivar figuring he's too big to miss.

to hit: 1d20 ⇒ 2 damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 but he's wrong

PCs are up.

Janzadar sees a group of cannibals approaching from the south.
"There are more incoming!" - he warns the others.
The throws his Trident at the first one.
I guess the leader.
Trident (Thrown) Attack (-2 range +1 bless +1 DF): 1d20 + 4 - 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 4 - 2 + 1 + 1 = 7
Damage (+1 DF): 1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 = 5
He takes a 5' step back and draws his light crossbow.

Actually between the fog cloud and the jungle, you don't see a group of more cannibals approaching.

In that case Janzadar will activate his Light feet ability again, move behind Sir Galittlehad and spontaneously cast Cure Moderate Wounds on him.
"Might Shimye-Magalla protect you!"
Heals: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (5, 5) + 3 = 13

Malok moves up behind Galittlehad and casts a heal spell as well..

Cure Light: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Still waiting on Ivar and the Peck. (Lalali will be botted for the moment due to RL issue).

sorry I didn't realize Ivar was back up. Ivar has ten foot reach right, he will attack 3 with 20% cover

not able to squeeze between the Halfling and Lalali, Ivar, looking around carefully, swings his axe at the cannibal just past his friends. "Make way friends I cannot swing my axe with you in front of me!"

Shield other: AC 13: full attack: great axe (PA, FF,) rage, enlarged, weapon of awe, bless
attack: 1d20 + 9 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 1 = 26 for damage: 3d6 + 9 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (3, 3, 3) + 9 + 3 + 2 = 23

miss<20%: 1d100 ⇒ 62

can Ivar see them sneaking through the jungle?
perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21

No, the jungle is quite dense. You splat another one, this time into blood sausage. You still are wondering where the casing came from.

ok, if anyone gets out of the way Ivar will continue pressing forward can he use his 5 ft step then?

If Ivar only has one attack, then can't he just use an attack action and a move action in his turn? With your size and the jungle limiting movement, I don't think you're getting much in the way of 5' steps in this fight.

There is no place to use a 5' step unless you go back (as Bart said, the jungle restricts movement and there's people the other way).

There is no place to use a 5' step unless you go back (as Bart said, the jungle restricts movement and there's people the other way).

sorry, I just meant as people fall back he would move forward down the path, I realize that it would shift his spot in initiative so never mind..

The shrimpladin swings his toothpick forward once again, the healing his allies provided having bolstered his overgrown confindence even more.
"Ye can't hit what ye can't see, because I am stabbing yer bottoms! Ahaaaa!"

Rapier: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
Damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Confirm: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22
If crit add: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

The pintadin prepares to deflect any incoming blows, his rapier being waved in front of him menacingly.
If attacked, I'll use Opportune Parry and Riposte. I will spend as many Panache as attacks I receive (up to 4) and return the first one as an Immediate Action.

Lalali will temporarily retreat to let Ivar do his job.