
Darin the Cheerful |

Reflex: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22 Oh the irony.
Darin roars in pain as the lightning bolt slams into him.
WHAT IN THE NINE HELLS IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
He turns around and spies Elorin annoyed.
Oh Cayden Cailean, mighty god of alcholic confusion, remove this affliction from my companion who so obviously is consumed with drink that he's willing to try to kill me, your brave and humble servant.
He reaches out with his hand and divine magic slams into Elorin to dispel magic.
Now blast the damn tree!

Darin the Cheerful |

Oh, whoops!
Dispel Magic: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (9) + 10 = 19 Yeesh.

Darry Swiftfoot |

He was whistling a jaunty little tune as he half rode up on his mount, lazy smoke trailing from his pipe.
Almost there boy, Im sure my cousin Bethandy will have a nice fat meat pie with you name all ove... WHAT IN THE NINE 'ELLS!
He suddenly cried out as he rounded the bend and saw the horrible flooding.
Bloody ell's
He murmered slipping off the back of his wardog and removing a bronze statuette from his saddle bag.
Sebastion.. go help the townsfolk get em out of the water eh?" He said using the magic of the stature to summon a griffon to ride.
was given permission to jump in so here i come! :)

Tarinhilliberanavius |

Confusion: 1d100 ⇒ 70
Tarinhil shouts, "They're all over my face! Trying to get inside my head!", and tears at his face again.
1d8 ⇒ 6

Darin the Cheerful |

making that a targeted dispel, so it just fails, rather than dispelling his flight or invisibility. Elorin, you just got magically assaulted by Darin. You know what to do.
How high up is he?

Darin the Cheerful |

General dispel it is.

Darin the Cheerful |

Well next round I can try protection from evil but that depends on you rolling high since you get another save, right?
On another note this reminds me how much I hate save or suck rolls as a player. Hilarious as a GM though.
Edit: and it's touch. Awesome.

Vincente Valentino Valdemar |

Why Elorin...Confusion shouldn't have you casting spells. You ATTACK nearest, not cast on nearest. You are confused, you wouldn't do the norm for your character
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
On the other hand...I'm dominated now, so that's not good.

MiniGM |

The creature unleashes its own personal brand of hell on Darin
5d20 ⇒ (8, 8, 11, 9, 15) = 51 teeth and tentacles fly everywhere the teeth and two tentacles connecting hard
bite damage: 2d8 + 25 ⇒ (6, 7) + 25 = 38 plus a 2 level energy drain dc 22 will to resist
2 tentacles: 4d6 + 36 ⇒ (5, 6, 6, 5) + 36 = 58
grab: 1d20 ⇒ 14
thats a total of 96 damage from 3 hits and 2 levels drained and you are grappled
Go

Darin the Cheerful |

Yep, dead. As an important point that would put me 3 points away from flat dead at full health. Not the most balanced encounter.
Note: I mean that towards the author of the AP, not you Mini.

Darry Swiftfoot |

Flying high above in on his bronze griffon, he could indeed see some sort of beastie in the chaos, regardless of who those chaps were fighting it, they could probably use some help.
Oi! hold on lads!
He called down as he tilted the magical creature into a charging dive.
Cavaliers challenge charge!, Flyby attack
attack: 1d20 + 13 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 13 + 2 = 25
damage: 1d6 + 2 + 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 2 + (4) + 5 = 15
ride check to negate hit in case it targets the griffon: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (12) + 16 = 28
griffon bite charge: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 8 + 2 = 14
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Tarinhilliberanavius |

Even if I could take a useful action rather than tearing my own eyes out, there's no way I could have helped you resist that. Too bad that Fernus isn't here to magic at it given its apparent AC.

Darin the Cheerful |

Yep - I mean it happens, just hate the save or suck rolls and a monster that can kill a 16 Con cleric with average health is just nasty. But if we always won it wouldn't be much of a game.

Tarinhilliberanavius |

Speaking of...
1d100 ⇒ 58
Nope. Still loving my own face... and too messed up to even notice what happened to Darin
Self-Inflicted: 1d8 ⇒ 2

Elorin |

Don't worry, I can likely finish off the entire party.
1d100 ⇒ 8 Too bad this didn't happen last turn, act normally this turn. Looks like I am 30' from the creature.
Elorin moves to 55' from the creature, then hits is with an empowered lighting bolt, changing it to fire.
Reflex save DC 23 10d6 + 5 ⇒ (3, 1, 6, 5, 3, 5, 4, 3, 6, 4) + 5 = 45 Empowered x 1.5 = 67 Points

Vincente Valentino Valdemar |

Wooooo

MiniGM |

so you all have a bit of a choice here. You can try to keep attacking it, or let it go and smash up the church. I know that sounds like I am trying to make you pick one, but really those are choices. Currently Vinny is basically drooling, but if the attacks continue he will windup attacking one of you. Darin is dead, Tarin and Elorin are confused, Unalaq is still MIA and Darry is up for action.

Tarinhilliberanavius |

Sadly, until the confusion wears off, I'm not able to have the moment of clarity to evaluate that.

Tarinhilliberanavius |

Did the force bombs that landed seem to have any sort of effect? Just wondering if Tarinhil's new persona (for next level's Master Chymist) might be in charge when Tarinhil snaps out of this, and he's probably more mad-bomby than Tarinhil..

Tarinhilliberanavius |

Ok, good to know, for when I'm fine tearing my face off. One more round, you say?

Darry Swiftfoot |

spinned about on the magical construct he once more tried to impact the things with his lance.. this time smiting it for what it was worth
charging, smiting, challenge: 1d20 + 13 + 4 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 13 + 4 + 3 = 38
damage: 2d6 + 4 + 5 + 5 + 1d6 ⇒ (5, 2) + 4 + 5 + 5 + (5) = 26 5 points electricity
ride: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (3) + 16 = 19
If the target of smite evil is an outsider with the evil subtype, an evil-aligned dragon, or an undead creature, the bonus to damage on the first successful attack increases to 2 points of damage per level the paladin possesses. Regardless of the target, smite evil attacks automatically bypass any DR the creature might possess.
If whatever that thing is any of the above add an additional 5 points of damage
griffon attack bite: 1d20 + 8 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 8 + 2 = 11
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Noble friends pull back while I distract it!
He called out courageously. Whatever it was it was certainly proving to be a challenge for those noble souls.

MiniGM |

forgot this
1d20 ⇒ 3 as Darry flies away his mount is swatted out from under him, it lands on one side of the river, and Darry plummets toward the water, hitting and skipping across it like a stone.
The beast looks to Vinny
The creature dies under the water and swims upstream away from the fight, it seems to be retreating
GO

Vincente Valentino Valdemar |

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Vinny looks to Darry and charges.
1d20 + 2 + 13 ⇒ (14) + 2 + 13 = 29
1d8 + 19 + 4d6 ⇒ (2) + 19 + (4, 3, 5, 3) = 36

Tarinhilliberanavius |

Confusion: 1d100 ⇒ 61
Tarinhil doesn't notice the beast leave, too busy clawing at his face to remove the strange wriggling worms he's quite convinced are there..
Self-inflicted: 1d8 ⇒ 3

Vincente Valentino Valdemar |

1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 7 + 2 = 22Is Vinny clear-headed now?