101 inscriptions on graves & memorial slates

1: on a tombstone:
"Here lies Timothy J Folkin.
he fought so well and died as well"

2: etched on a wooden plank set at make shift grave :
"Simon's last words : ' Ok, so maybe this wasn't such a great plan after all' "

3. Carved into an old slab of marble:
'She came and claimed my soul.'

4. "Here lies Lestamer Moore
He took a volley of four spikes from a Manticore
No Les
No Moore"

5. A tombstone with very small print: "if you can read this, you're standing on my <insert any inappropriate body part>"

6. "I %&$#ing TOLD you I was sick."

7. "I was hoping for a pyramid."

8. "Go away it’s just a Slumber Hex."

9. "Dang it's dark down here."

10. "I was an accomplished Bard, but hey no one's perfect."

11. A merchant's grave: "I made some good deals, and I made some bad ones, but I really went into the hole with this one."

12. "I knew this would happen... but NoOoOoOo, you just HAD to pet the Werebear didn't you"

13. "Ma loves Pa, Pa loves women, Ma caught Pa in a pool with 3 naked girls swimmin', here lies Pa"

14. "Never dump your Con stat."

15. Tombstone next to #14: "Don’t dump your Dex either."

16. Tombstone next to #15: "TPK's are the DM's fault."

17. Tombstone next to #16: "The CR system is WILDLY inaccurate."

18. "Did you know that Minotaurs can never be caught Flat-Footed?"

19. metal slate over a shallow grave reads:
" Here lies Gordon Alphenmort. Again.
Now stay there!"

20. a big plank set up in front of a Tomb that's been chained shot & from which a voice can be faintly heard saying:
"...i'm not dead...":
the Sign reads:
"this is the tomb of the Famous Gnomish Illusionist - Dirk 'Not-Funny' Chamens, he was a prankster alive and death didn't fix that. For your own good -IGNORE HIM"

21. etched on the top-most stone that rests on a huge stone rubble mound:
"Rocks fall, everyone dies.
-DM"

22. written on a makeshift wooden plank set up jotting from a shallow grave:
"Berried here is our party's hireling.
We probably should have at least asked him for his name"

23. A Stone tablet set next to an occupied glass sarcophagus in an unlocked tomb. The tablet has a big flawless Onyx embedded in it and reads:
"This is the semi-final resting place of the Necromancer Zorthys. His will included the building of this place along with leaving these final words - 'Might as well make it easy for the next generation' "

24. Here lies the body of Joshuah Pound, who was lost at sea and never found. Chaotic neutral cleric must have presided at the funeral.

25. No solicitors!

26.Here lies Marty Mc.Fly. Born in one of many possible futures. Let this be a warning to not speak of democracies and revolutions in our time period.

27. Calvin Klein. Killed by a heavy, great Scot.

28. Black Leaf. She failed to find the poison trap. I declare her dead.

29. Arch Stanton

30. Rest In Peace.
Gordo and Frankle Muntz.
Born together, died one day apart. Still together.
The bodies of conjoined twins are interred here.

31.Vlad Tepes first grave. He's not here but may come back for dirt.

32. 'Reserved for A. Bundy and his wife, Peggy.'
'The one who dies first has to be on the bottom for eternity.'

33: Here lies Antipaladin Staunton Vhane,
charming Swashbucklers parries drove him insane,
grapple he did her, with sheer murder lust
but he forgot she was a Succubus

34: On second thought, what, Unicorns are real,
isnt the worst last thought.

35: Here lies phantom thief, named bill the most charming
the vile cultiest antics where not quit heartwarming
Impersonate he did the silken Sin, with style
but knew naught his sister was here in her guile
Too good always was his disguise
for the lady in shadows ire did rise
she enfolded him in forcefull caress
which his caused his death, by lusts own excess.