[PBP Gameday IV]4-01: Rise of the Goblin Guild (Inactive)

Game Master Crashwheeler

That's even when I deliver it through my weapon? I figured the weapon itself had to connect.

Evan stands around thinking about what to do.
The goblins attack again. Horsechopper: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 Dogslicer: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Second Round
Evan
Kaylee
Sagart
Ekkie
Inoklar

Third Round
Ka'zaak
Natula
Julian
Goblins

Spellstrike (Su): At 2nd level, whenever a magus casts a spell with a range of "touch" from the magus spell list, he can deliver the spell through any weapon he is wielding as part of a melee attack. Instead of the free melee touch attack normally allowed to deliver the spell, a magus can make one free melee attack with his weapon (at his highest base attack bonus) as part of casting this spell.

So you can cast shocking grasp - standard; then can move your speed -move action - and deliver the attack through your weapon - free. Since you are delivering the spell through your weapon, you get a +3 to attack for the target having metal

Sorry thought I posted. I did move thou.

Evan steps to flank the goblin with Ka'zaak stabbing at it with his dagger.

Attack: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (11) + 3 + 2 = 16
Damage: 1d3 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 + 1 = 3
Sneak Attack Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Kaylee will cast unnatural lust on Versevosh. DC 17 Will save or he will have to move toward Kaylee on his turn and try to caress her, provoking AOOs from everyone along the way.

Versevosh isn't in this fight, Inoklar is and she is female. Do you still want to cast unnatural lust on her?

Sagart attempts to counterattack the goblin hiding behind the pillar with a power attack with his mighty falchion, but the blow glances harmlessly off of the column.

Inspired Courage Power Melee falchion (two handed) +6 ((two handed) 2d4+6/18-20x2)
Power Melee falchion vs goblin: 1d20 + 1 + 4 + 1 - 1 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 4 + 1 - 1 + 1 = 13
Damage?: 2d4 + 6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (4, 4) + 6 + 3 + 1 = 18

Sorry, was looking at the wrong previous post. That's fine, she just gets a +4 on the save for (presumedly) not being attracted to Kaylee normally.

Will Save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 Inoklar starts staring at Kaylee.
Ekkie throws a vial of alchemist's fire. Alchemist's Fire: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 181d6 ⇒ 6 Julian gets hurt a little from the vial.
Inoklar starts walking toward Kaylee, giving opportunities for Ekkie, Evan, Julian, and Ka'zaak to attack her. Ekkie AoO: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Third Round
Ka'zaak
Natula
Julian
Goblins
Evan
Kaylee
Sagart
Ekkie
Inoklar

Finally freeing himself from the sticky goo, Ka'zaak is not longer as scared as he was of the blade wielding foes.

As Inoklar begins to move forward, Ka'zaak lashes out with his nodachi.

mwk cold iron nodachi PA AoO: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10
Nodachi damage: 1d10 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18

He is still a bit off balance and the swing goes wide.

Trying to cover up his previous mistake, he steps forward and tries to land a killing blow. Calling on the holy power of Iomedae, he asks his goddess for her divine blessing.

"Iomedae, make your servant strike true. End the evil so we may restore righteous."

mwk cold iron nodachi PA smite flank: 1d20 + 7 - 1 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 7 - 1 + 3 + 2 = 30
Nodachi damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 9 + 2 = 19

mwk cold iron nodachi PA smite flank confirm: 1d20 + 7 - 1 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 7 - 1 + 3 + 2 = 16 so close
Nodachi damage: 1d10 + 9 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 9 + 2 = 14

damage: 19; if a 16 hits, then 33 total damage.

16 does not hit.

:( Then just the 19 damage.

On the bright side, that attack leaves her very close to death. One more successful hit should kill her.

[dice=hydraulic push! vs Inoklar (CMB)]1d20+6[/dice]

Evan stabs at the bugbear has she walks pass.

Dagger Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20
Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

AoO on Inoklar; Wakizashi + Shocking Grasp: 1d20 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 7 + 3 = 16

Julian swings his weapon at Inoklar while the bugbear passes, but misses.

As 16 does not appear to hit, I keep my charge.

Round 3:
Julian moves up to Inoklar and attacks again.

AoO on Inoklar; Wakizashi + Shocking Grasp: 1d20 + 7 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 7 + 3 = 22 Damage +2d6+4 Electricity: 1d6 + 4 + 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 + (5, 2) + 4 = 20

With everyone attacking her, Inoklar falls down and is bleeding out but no longer on fire. Seeing her fall, the last two goblins turn and run back into the sewers. AoOs available to Sagart and Evan, other than that...Combat Over!
On Inoklar's body are two different potions and one elixir. The goblins ran down a tunnel to the left while there is one tunnel to the right.

"OMIGOSH GUYS, WE DID IT! YAAAAAY US!!" Kaylee jumps up and down repeatedly, heedless of the effect it has on her more jiggly bits. "Ekkie, you ROCK! You're totally my new favoritest goblin ever! We should go get makeovers together! I bet you'd be the hottest goblin on earth when we get done, ya know? Can we go on another adventure? That would be SOOOO AWESOME!!"

I really wish there was another scenario with Ekkie in it out there. Unless I've missed one? I would absolutely play it with Kaylee so that she can hang out with her new bestie some more. LOL

Never one to not capatlize on a free swing on an enemy, Sagart does his best to end the goblin's miserable existence.

Power Melee falchion (two handed) +6 ((two handed) 2d4+6/18-20x2)
Power Melee falchion vs goblin: 1d20 + 1 + 4 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 + 4 + 1 - 1 = 25

Crit. Conf.: 1d20 + 1 + 4 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (20) + 1 + 4 + 1 - 1 = 25 (what are the odds!?!)

Damage?: 2d4 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (4, 1) + 6 + 3 = 14

Adtnl. Damage?: 4d4 + 6 + 3 ⇒ (1, 4, 2, 2) + 6 + 3 = 18

"Whoop-de-doo." Says Natula with all the enthusiasm of something inanimate--which she is except her index finger which is pointed upward, tracing circles in the air. "Can we get out of the sewer now?"

Evan lets the goblin go and moves to search the hallway to the south.

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (9) + 9 = 18 for traps
Stealth: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (14) + 10 = 24

"She went down faster than I expected," Julian says as he picks up the potions and elixir, to inspect them.

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 26
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15

If Julian doesn't know what's in a vial, he nonchalantly tosses it over his shoulder.

"Yep, just like a 2 sp bugbear." Natula averts her eyes from Kaylee to catch the two(?) vials.

perception (ID by taste in order): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20

perception (ID by taste in order): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

"Uhu," Julian replies, somewhat distracted by Kaylee.

Only somewhat? She's lost her touch...

Kaylee sees Julian's eyes on her, smiles and winks at him, and gives an extra little jiggle just for funsies.

You know, it was a toss up as to who was going to get the fire hose treatment back there....

The goblin that Sagart swung at gets chopped and diced. Going down the hallway after finding no traps, the group finds what must have been Inoklar's bedchamber. A search of the room finds a large chest containing Inoklar’s takings from the Nightsoil Marauders’ operations, including emblems and tokens of rival crime organizations in Magnimar: a set of miniature scales carved from black onyx stolen from an inattentive Night Scale thief, several Varisian scarves and knives taken from Sczarni thugs, an ornamental star of Desna filched from one of the Gallowed, a broken klar that belonged to a Shoanti gang leader, and most importantly, a golden Aspis Consortium badge. At the bottom of the chest, well hidden from her superstitious goblin minions, are Inoklar’s scrawled notes detailing her plans to take over Magnimar.
Conclusion.
With Inoklar’s defeat, the leadership of the Nightsoil Marauders is disrupted, and any remaining goblins quickly disband into small, disorganized groups posing little threat. The trinkets retrieved by the PCs from the guild’s headquarters are put to good use by the Society, as returning some of these help improve relations with factions of Magnimar’s underworld. The Society has plans to use the gold Aspis badge as vital part of an important covert operation against the Consortium. With Ekkie surviving, her fate is up to the PCs.
Scenario over. I will try to get the chronicle sheets out when I can. Feel free to roleplay more.

"Yay, we did it guys! Ohmigosh, Ekkie, let's go get those makeovers! I bet we can get your ears done up in a sorta ponytail-type-thing! Julian, you wanna come with us? We could use a man to tell us what looks good..." she winks at Julian.

"Oh, brother."

"This one is going for a bath and an ale, not necessarily in that order. May your sword arm stay strong!" the fighter says as ge wipes the remaining fetted goblin muck from his mighty blade.

"Oh come on, Natula, you could use some pampering too! Come with us! PLEEEEEEASE????!!?!!"

"Uhhh, however much I'd like to come along, I have somewhere I need to be. Have fun though!"

She's just going to make me carry lots of stuff after some kind of shopping spree, I'm sure of it.

While waiting for the rest of the party to decide to join her and Ekkie on their makeover/shopping spree, Kaylee sits down and says "Ekkie, can you hold still for like... a little while? I need to, like, sew a patch on this thing, and I want it to be your face! And Plarg can be on it too!" and with that she pulls out a needle and several colors of thread and starts sewing a patch on her scarf that looks... Craft(sewing): 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (11) + 7 = 18 remarkably like Ekkie and Plarg!

Other patches on her scarf look like a gnome with a dinosaur next to her, a rocky-looking creature, some sort of small fey covered in what looks like poo, a crown with a huge ruby set in the top (in fact there does seem to be an actual, small ruby sewn into that one), a wayfinder above a broken chain, and a strange fish with extra eyes and tentacles coming from behind it.

It is finished. Did they win? Was he victorious? What did he accomplish in Iomedae's name?

Nothing. He killed some thieving goblins. Once that could never pose a real threat to Magninar. He still has not found the man from his dreams, the ones clouded in mystery, the one he vowed to kill.

He looked around at his fellow Pathfinders, all had comported themselves admirably in their endeavors. Sadly, it was time to find a new team, and a new missions. He would always remember the short time they had.

"Friends, if I may call you that. I have enjoyed all of your company the last few days. I pray my lady Iomedea's protective hand be upon you in your future quests and I look forward should our paths cross once again."

He claps hands with the men and women alike before kneeling in front of Ekkie. "And you Ekkie have proven to all that you are a goblin among goblins. What is your fate little one? What is it you wish to do? I fear that many will shun you for no reason other than what you are." Ka'zaak looks to Kaylee.

"She is a genuine and true friend Ekkie, mayhaps you might want to travel with her for a time. Regardless, you have my thanks."

Ka'zaak bows his head in respect.

He turns heel and retrieves the goblins that he has knocked out or tied up. Nodachi out, he brings them to the local constable, defending them from the populace should the need arise to for them to be formally charged with the crime of theft.

Evan stares around. "Hey, Kaylee and Ekkie wait for me!!" The pudgy halfling chases after the bard and goblin off into the sunset.

Thanks for the game GM Crash. Later all see you in another game.