In The Court of Madness

Game Master hallowsinder

The insane Count Visage with incredible powers makes his home in a micro-world. The Count has decided to throw a party for the powerful and interesting and bored. The players are invited to serve as the nights hired "entertainment."


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M Human/Soulbound Doll Sorcerer (Arcane/Fey)

More than fair enough.
Init: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

Mordecai's smile does not waver and nor does his body quake. "If you insist, good sir."

Cast 'Sleep', DC 19


Male Young Nagaji (Juju Zombie) Ninja Assassin (26/30 hp)

Initiative: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (15) + 11 = 26

Niulamayu & GM & Eavesdroppers:
"Hurrah!" he says excitedly, and then peers around guiltily, checking again on Sir Rhayme, and then over to the approaching ship and the sound of a gunshot.

He turns back to the cloud then and can't help but giggle a littleat it, a particularly childish sound. "We should probably get off this bridge, but, how come you have some many different voices anyway?" he asks, before starting to move discretely back towards the shore again, leaving the others behind.


Nianju, GM, and Eavesdroppers:
"How come you don't?"

A number of high-pitched voices giggle in chorus.


Male Tengu (Advanced/Giant) Summoner 1

Initiative 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15

Mr. Big draws his large composite longbow and takes aim at the fellow at the wheel with the gun.
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18 for a possible 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (1, 4) + 7 = 12 points of damage.

Mr. Big screams out as he shoots, "Eagle-boy, attack the man on the burning ship!"
Since Eagle-boy is probably out of position for a charge, he will double move to be able to full attack next round


The arrow struck true, piercing a chain vest the man wore.

The man, having once again reloaded and leveled his pistol at Sir Nigel, waiting to fire as to give Nigel a chance back off, as he had demanded, once again shot at Sir Nigel when Sir Nigel again attempted to cast a spell with a pistol aimed at him.

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16

But, the shot missed.

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

The man did not fall asleep.


HP 14 /14, Perc: +2, AC: 18

Seeing the large, flaming vessel bearing down upon the makeshift bridge. Xane hustles along a little. Though she tries to give off an air of unconcern.


Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16

The cloud shuffles along the ship bridge toward the approaching burning ship, ready to move back if there's danger of an imminent collision.


I think that is exactly the point of a fire ship. :P


Male Tengu (Advanced/Giant) Summoner 1

Mr. Big takes another shot at the fellow steering the fire ship.
Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 for a possible 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (5, 3) + 7 = 15 damage

Eagle-Boy full attacks:
Claw 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5 for a possible 1d4 ⇒ 2 damage.
Claw 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 for a possible 1d4 ⇒ 4 damage.
Bite 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6 for a possible 1d4 ⇒ 1 damage.

Mr. Big then moves closer to one of the rails of bridge of boats just in case jumping into the water becomes the only way to avoid more burning.


Male Young Nagaji (Juju Zombie) Ninja Assassin (26/30 hp)

Nianju stops and peers back as his new cloud friend stops following, and in fact reverses direction to the ship about to crash into their little bridge.


M Human/Soulbound Doll Sorcerer (Arcane/Fey)

Eyes unblinking despite the shot and gunpowder, Mordecai's tiny digits trace another sign and he pushes out again with his silver mist.

Sleep, same DC


As the ship readied to imminently impact, before Mr. Big and Sir Nigel's turn, the fellow piloting the fire ship jumped over the side and into the water.

I should be here more often and get these posts up far sooner, my apologies for the delay. Nigel, Mr. Big, you may repost your new actions for that turn, if you wish, or it shall be assumed you held your fire as to not waste ammunition/spell energy.

"The ship careens into the bridge, causing mass havoc, damage, and general mayhem, ahem. Seth sure knows how to be a mild irritant. At least I presume it was him, I don't have many enemies on that plane.

1d6 ⇒ 4 Splinter damage to the floaty cloud, DC 15 Reflex for half.

Floaty Cloud Only:
Yes, that is AoE damage.


GM:
Reflex: 1d20 + 12 - 10 ⇒ (4) + 12 - 10 = 6
:(

Casting cure light wounds from a wand after my move (10-15' or so backward).
UMD DC20: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (13) + 16 = 29
See, why couldn't I have gotten that roll for my save?
Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

"Ow!" exclaims a high-pitched voice. A chorus of other voices echo agreement with that, and there are a few sniffles and groans as well. The cloud almost seems to stumble backward along the now-damaged ship bridge.

After a few moments, a sigh can be heard from a number of voices at once.


Male Tengu (Advanced/Giant) Summoner 1

"Celestial Dolphin-boy! I summon thee! Kill that nasty man for me!"
Eagle-boy vanishes in a puff of smoke as Dolphin-boy appears in the water and charges the man who just dove in.

Celesital Dolphin-Boy (smiting + charge)
Slam 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19 for a possible 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 with an extra +2 if the target is evil.


M Human/Soulbound Doll Sorcerer (Arcane/Fey)

Nigel directs his pheasant to hover just out of reach of the fellow in the water, hovering above him. "Well, good show, old boy. A mighty explosion of wood and flame, what. I now ask you whether you wish to earn your freedom and your life back. My name is Sir Nigel, and I bow to the Count's orders. Who are you and whom do you serve? Oh and do watch out for flipper over there" he adds, gesturing to the dolphin. "He bites."


HP 14 /14, Perc: +2, AC: 18

Xane hustles along and tries to help move the horse off the now possibly on fire bridge.


The horse, which is currently being ridden by Sir Rhaym and on the shore, is fairly not in need of help in that regard.


As Nigel hovers over the man who had dived into the water, Nigel might notice that it wasn't a man anymore when he surfaced, but in fact, a very wet dog that was doggy paddling to the opposite shore, holding a gun in its mouth, being harassed by Flipper.

The dog was giving Nigel quite an angry irritated look, but it was more busy not-drowning than attempting to speak.


"Hey! Leave the dog alone!" exclaims a voice from the direction of the bluish cloud, upon hearing the pheasant-riding fellow's remark and seeing the action in the water. Other voices join in with comments of their own: "Hey! Stop that!" "Flipper? What's a flipper?" "Don't know, but it had better stop!" "Yeah, quit it!"

GM:
Casting summon minor monsters from wand to summon 1d3 ⇒ 2 blue-ringed octopuses (octopi?), targeted on the dolphin. They'll appear at the beginning of my next turn and last for one round; I can post their actions then or now, your call.

Edit: This assumes the dolphin is in range (25') by my turn. If not, I'll edit as appropriate.

UMD DC20: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (18) + 16 = 34

(Edited.)


Your choice, Niulamayu.

By the way, text that is not bolded/in quote without a speaker listed, is not Count Narration.


GM:
Both tiny octopuses (octopi?) will attack the dolphin if it hasn't left the dog alone by the time they appear. Then they'll disappear.

Octo #1 Bite: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Octo #1 Bite Damage: 1d2 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 (so 1 nonlethal)
Octo #2 Bite: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9
Octo #2 Bite Damage: 1d2 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1 (lethal)

One fortitude save needed from the dolphin for each bite that hits to avoid being poisoned (save DC 10; frequency 1/round for 6 rounds; effect 1 Str; cure 1 save).

Well, darn. The dice still hate me.


Niulamayu:
I am.. So sorry.. That's just...


GM:
Wait, so... we never heard you say harassed then. :P

I went ahead and retcon'd it a bit to go off what Nigel said instead.

(Edited.)


Male Young Nagaji (Juju Zombie) Ninja Assassin (26/30 hp)

30 Stealth:
Stealth: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (11) + 19 = 30

Nianju find a new hiding spot on one of the ships that survived the impact, watching the current goings on in confusion. Whoever was Seth, and why was he so angry at them? It wasn't like the Count had sent them to do anything to him, and then he'd turned into a dog; that was weird.

His new friend had been far too close to the ship when it hit the bridge too, he hoped he was okay as he peered around trying to figure out where everyone had ended up.

Perception: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15


HP 14 /14, Perc: +2, AC: 18

Xane ambles along the not disintegrating bridge of ship's decks and makes her way to shore and the horsy. (^_^)


Male Tengu (Advanced/Giant) Summoner 1

Mr. Big continues to track the dog and fire arrows at it.
"Throw a fire ship at me will you!"

Mr. Big shoots an arrow at the swimming dog.
Arrow (into melee) 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9 for a possible 2d6 + 7 ⇒ (6, 5) + 7 = 18 damage.

Flipper [aka Dolphin-Boy]
Nose Smack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12 for a possible 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5 damage. [with +2 points if Seth is evil as the Smite Evil is ongoing]


Male Human Paladin (Shining Knight) L7 | AC25 (T11FF24) CMD23| hp 32/71 | Saves: F10R7W7 | Percep -1 | Init +2 | Channel 3/3 | LoHands 5/7 | Smite 3/3 | Status: Aura of Courage +4 (10ft.r. ), Haste, Prayer

Safe ashore, Sir Rhaym wheels his mount and prepares to render assistance. As long as it doesn't involve swimming.
He looks with astonishment at .Xane. apparently walking through the destruction completely unharmed.
Sir Rhaym Perception, looking for people who need help: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13


HP 14 /14, Perc: +2, AC: 18

Um...Xane's more hustling through the destruction...assuming it's moving at a pace to be gotten away from...


Mr. Big's arrow flies wide, and the flipper continues to ineffectually harass. The situation where Mr. Big is, is beginning to become more firey, with the danger of burning becoming more pronounced. Smoke is applying a 20% miss chance, now.

Upon the shore, a mist shrouded tower can be seen, further down along the coast and atop a hill, and a path can be seen both leading to it and further inland.


HP 14 /14, Perc: +2, AC: 18

Xane hustles to shore and moves to stand besides the horsey.


Male Tengu (Advanced/Giant) Summoner 1

Mr. Big stashes the bow and hops into the water to swim to shore. He will also call Flipper back to him to help him swim.

Swim 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20


Male Young Nagaji (Juju Zombie) Ninja Assassin (26/30 hp)

As the other's head towards shore, abandoning their interest in the Kamikaze 'Seth' Nianju clambers down the side of the ship to slip into the water and swim after the fellow, offering his aid in getting the fellow to the other shore if it seems the dog will accept it anyway.

Swim: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22


Nianju:
Considering the rules for swimming, this might take awhile, so, shall we allow the other players a few rounds?

"So, the majority of our entertainment lies safe upon the shore, having demolished with amusing enthusiasm nearly everything or everyone who might have given them a clue as to what was going on. Will they choose to go inland, chase Seth, or go to the mysterious tower of ominousness? Or all three!"


Male Young Nagaji (Juju Zombie) Ninja Assassin (26/30 hp)

GM:
Fine with me :)


Male Tengu (Advanced/Giant) Summoner 1

Once ashore, Mr. Big drinks a potion of healing.
Healing 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Excellent!


M Human/Soulbound Doll Sorcerer (Arcane/Fey)

Nigel directs his mount to an elegant landing upon the shore. Dismounting quickly with a look of irritation, he surveys his surroundings carefully. "Where has that blasted creature gotten to, what?"


Guys, it is very important that you specify which shore you have landed on. The one with Rhaym, or the one Seth was headed too. Otherwise I don't know what to tell you.


"Wait, Friend!" calls a voice.

The cloud moves slowly across the ship wreckage to the water, climbing (?) down the side of the ship and then moving cautiously along the top of the water after Nianju.

GM Only:
Flying, but pretending to walk on top of the ocean. Also keeping my eyes out for Seth.

Perception: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12


HP 14 /14, Perc: +2, AC: 18

Xane is following/chasing the horsy. (^_^)


Male Young Nagaji (Juju Zombie) Ninja Assassin (26/30 hp)

Niulamayu & GM:
Nianju pauses and looks back as the clowd descends from the ship and walks atop the water. He smiles slightly at the sight, though his mask is once more in place, so it is unlikely to be noticed. He glances to the dog again, before turning back to Niulamayu, treading water.


M Human/Soulbound Doll Sorcerer (Arcane/Fey)

Nigel will go with Rhaym.


Male Tengu (Advanced/Giant) Summoner 1

Mr. Big will also go with Rhaym.


Mr. Big, Sir Nigel, Xane, and Rhaym:
Uh, yeah, you guys see a mist shrouded tower, upriver, and that road described above.

Nianju and Niulamayu:
"So, apparently who I am and why I did that are more interesting to you than the path the Count intended for you? Want me to begin my standard rant/monologue or you got something you want to say first?" Seth asks as he turns back into human form on the shore, pulling off his left boot and turning it upside down, water spilling out, not looking directly at Nianju or Niulamayu.


GM and Nianju:
"Ooh, a rant!" "What's a rant?" "Hurray for rants!" "Okay!" "Yay!"

"Wait, wait, wait... are you alright?" asks a timid voice from the cloud's direction.


Male Human Paladin (Shining Knight) L7 | AC25 (T11FF24) CMD23| hp 32/71 | Saves: F10R7W7 | Percep -1 | Init +2 | Channel 3/3 | LoHands 5/7 | Smite 3/3 | Status: Aura of Courage +4 (10ft.r. ), Haste, Prayer

Sir Rhaym gazes at the flaming wreckage of ships with some confusion.
"What on earth was that all about?" He muses aloud.
Valinor gives .Xane. a look that is simultaneously haughty, suspicious and worried and edges away from her.
Looking around, Sir Rhaym spots the tower.
"The Tower! That is our goal!" He proclaimed, pointing at the tower with his lance. "Onward Valinor! We ride!"
Valinor rears up in a heroic pose, neighing, before launching into a gallop along the road to the Tower.


Male Young Nagaji (Juju Zombie) Ninja Assassin (26/30 hp)

GM & Niulamayu:
"The count makes plans?" he asks, looking at this 'Seth'. "He didn't tell us anything that we should be doing so..." Nianju shrugs, looking at the cloud as it asks if Seth was okay. "... go ahead!"


Male Tengu (Advanced/Giant) Summoner 1

"Return to the sea Dolphin-boy! Come Can-man, hopefully this tower will have some answers for us."
Mr. Big dismisses flipper. He looks over at .Xane. and Sir Nigel, and says sarcasticly.
"It was so nice of the shiny fellow and the horse to wait for us, wasn't it?"


HP 14 /14, Perc: +2, AC: 18

Xane shrugs in reply to Mr big,

"Well, that's what horses do, right?" And she begins to trudge along after 'Mr Shiny man' and his horse.


Nianju and Niulamayu:
"If you think he doesn't make plans, you're not as smart as you look. Real crazy people don't make demiplanes. Real crazy people couldn't be shifting people and realms around. People who pretend to be crazy to make people underestimate them do that." He finished setting his boots to dry.

"Maybe the Count is insane, but that's only a faint maybe. And if he is, then some magical force is probably behind it, guiding him towards some purpose." With an offhand manner, he grabbed the two arrow shafts in his chest with one hand, his fist squeezed them together without so much as a wince, and yanked both arrows out in one motion. He cast a meaningful eye at the cloud as to the condition of his health after this. The wounds bled, but already seemed to be healing before their eyes.

"I don't know that purpose's entirety or even goal yet, but I can sure as hell tell that I'd rather be toiling in the rocks of Phlegethon than having any part in the Count's twisted tale."

"All I know, is that when you destroy the working parts, what you get is a broken machine."

Sir Rhaym, Perception and Ride check, please.


GM:
UMD: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (3) + 16 = 19

Oh, of course it won't roll higher than a THREE... oh well.

GM & Nianju:

"Wait, does he make planes or demiplans?" "I'm confused!" "The man said he makes plans!" "He also said we look smart..." "We always knew the Count wasn't really crazy." "Shh!" "But can we trust him?" "Trust whom?" "I don't think so!" "Of course we can!"

The various voices begin speaking more quickly, and switch to another language*. The discussion continues for a few seconds, then ceases.

*GM: Let me know if you want me to write out the full discussion for you; I know Nianju can't understand it.

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