Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Man, that sounds like something Russel Crowe should've said in Gladiator.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai's preparing for his second career as a motivational speaker.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

for a while there, perusing potential fodder for the game, I had a complex about "oh, man; I'm going to look like I'm purposely introducing fire-resistant stuff...." but lately, it seems like stuff I randomly pick is resistant somehow or another, so I'm getting over my neurosis. Like this asbestos elemental thing....(j/k)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

As monstes get tougher, many of them gain resistances. It only seems logical that more and more foes will have fire resistance - not that that will save them from Riese's spells, which now burn hot enough to damage creatures who are immune to fire! Nasty!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Yep, very handy that! :)

Elgan bends over and pets the nervous dog.

<In Canine>
"DOn't worry pal, I'll be right behind you,... guarding the food cart,..."

;P


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on; anybody want to buy more equippermint, go right ahead.
I'm just reading On Stranger Tides by Tim Powers; it's a nice weirdish read.

Sencho sends another, less innocuous than Goldie or Hex Chun Chan majordomo type called Suave to cant wi ye.....
human guy, dressed in silken robes;
calmly he states, "Sencho has a bit of magic that may be useful to your endeavour to explore yon pyramid...." he sips at a goblet of amber potable; when he lifts it from his mouth, the bit the sipped away seems to fill back up;..."with this magic he can make you all look like sahuagin for a good long time. I'll lead you all back to his place in an hour or so if that seems to be of use to your proceeding; though feel free to talk it over if you wish.
I'm thoroughly versant in the process, so let me know if you have any questions about it."

The Exchange

Male Dworc (half-dwarf/half-orc) Monk4/Barbarian2/Rogue2/Jack-of-all-Trades2/Master of None2/Quasi-diety2
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

She wants 50 g.p. for the tat. rough guess... it takes about 6 hours to do all told.

Then she sprinkles a white powder on it and the pain recedes to an uncomfortable prickling.

no tats; no idea what it feels like.

who's got ink IRL?

I got 4 myself. A smallish dragon on my left bicep, a flaming skull with a rose coming through it on the right, a cartoon parrot on my left calf(wanna see my bird? It's in me sock!) and 2 dragons intertwined and falling from the sky in a passionate embrace (from a book I have). The calf hurt the most. I like the pain though so it's all good.

I wish I could get some more soon but money is tight.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"That sounds mighty useful, Master Suave. Are we tallking Alter self or just something analogous to Disguise self?"


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

I need to shop! Something cool for myself....
Are we up to date on liquidating and divvying up treasure? If so what did we get lately?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"It will disguise you as a sahuagin, though you will not be altered into an actual sahuagin. And it will last for days instead of hours.
You shant be able to breathe water by way of this spell, though it wouldn't hinder you own spell's propensity to do so, nor should it make you able to swim, or to claw like a sahuagin. Just look exactly like one."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Once the hot metal smell of magic recedes, (allready stealing from On Stranger Tides), you'll even smell like a sahuagin. Pungent, musky....yet fishy."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

shopping's cool. Again, you can find somebody who knows somebody.....who knows somebody who's got what you want. If this game was IRL, I might fart around and roleplay it more, but that could take strange aeons in a pbp to accomplish.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Riese wrote:

I need to shop! Something cool for myself....

Are we up to date on liquidating and divvying up treasure? If so what did we get lately?

I have a loot list under a spoiler a couple of pages back. I just didn't think we could sell anyhing here. If we can, I can draw up a list quite quickly.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Riese wrote:

I need to shop! Something cool for myself....

Are we up to date on liquidating and divvying up treasure? If so what did we get lately?
I have a loot list under a spoiler a couple of pages back. I just didn't think we could sell anyhing here. If we can, I can draw up a list quite quickly.

You can sell here; it's ostensively "bartered" away for stuff you want, at the standard rates for buying/selling goods.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip, bored with tattooing decides to wander around the pirate town and get a little intel. He plays sea chanties as he walks about and tries to get to know the area and who's about.

Perform (Stringed):1d20+20=37,Gather Information: 1d20+7=19, Diplomacy: 1d20+8=21

Oh Cap'm Flamebritches was a cussed old soul
With a goat for a father and his mother a troll
Tho' he sailed the seas even as a wight
He still couldn't get his britches alight

Oh sing a song for ol' Cap'm Flamey
His undead state he just can't blamey
No realm beyond would want the cuss
So they all said no and stuck him with us ..."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

random rumours...

"there's an orricaine a-brewin far shore..."

"the Capm's goin' arfter the silver ships in two days' time. I saw his ship stocking warter; sow I know."

"the Capm's got a pointer...a coumpasse of neecrowmauntics wot shaws him th' way that the silver fleet is. It shifts it's nose to point at warr the silver fleet is at the time. I accidental loik come up into the room war it were; he explained its warrkings t'me. I thought he were to kill me."

"ghost lights... up on that old Olman temple..."

"....dragged in the fish-for-gumbo nets off the docks; there was a forearm bone in the nets.....it war human, it warr..."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
You can sell here; it's ostensively "bartered" away for stuff you want, at the standard rates for buying/selling goods.

This is it! Short story: everybody gets 2853 gp, 7 silver and 5 copper each, plus some items detailed under the spoiler.

Spoiler:

Stuff to keep:
2 spellbooks
Summon monster IV, Greater invisibilty, Stoneskin, Evard's black tentacles, Lesser globe of invulnerability

Riese and Altai pick 2 lvl 4, 2 lvl 3 2 lvl 2 each;
Altai’s suggestions:
Level 4: Confusion, Phantasmal killer
Level 3: Clairaudience/Clairvoyance, Dispel magic
Level 2: Gust of wind, Summon swarm

+2 amulet of natural armor - useful for anyone
torc of displacement 3 charges/day...1 charge 20% miss, 2 charges 30% miss, 4 charges 40% miss for one round – interesting item for anyone
ring of protection +2 – for Oso or Pip?
wand of fireball 5d6; 25 charges – Altai (unless Pip can use it?)
+2 bracers of armor – Riese or Pip
wand of cure mod wounds wit' 25 charges - Oso
Gittik (or Pip) takes Bagrom’s stuff:
+2 chain shirt
+2 small scimitar
+3 small kukri
and a solid silver baby rattle worth 50 g.p. in a pouch around his neck.

Stuff to sell:

+1 small warhammer – 2300 gp
+2 small kukri – 8300 gp
+1 small studded leather – 1175 gp
+1 large falchion – 2300 gp
+1 breastplate – 1350 gp
blighter's hexeye +2d6 plants; elves 3x per day (a magic eyepatch) (no idea what this is worth)
+1 great club – 2300 gp
+1 studded leather armor – 1175 gp
+1 scimitar – 2300 gp
+1 shortbow – 2300 gp
+2 leather armor – 4160 gp
and 9,000 g.p. in miscellaneous coin, gems, and such.

Value of sold stuff is 27660/2=13830+9000=22830.
22830/8=2853 gp, 7 silver and 5 copper each. This does not cover the Blighteye or the value of any equipment Gittik might sell after taking pop’s stuff.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Pip doesn't have fireball on his spell list; however, with a d.c. 20 use magical device roll,....the pyromania just grows and grows.


Male Human Rogue 14

Can Beldan have the amulet of natural armour? No worries if one of the more heavily combat inclined characters would prefer it.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Pip doesn't have fireball on his spell list; however, with a d.c. 20 use magical device roll,....the pyromania just grows and grows.

Hmmm ... Fireball ...

Homer Drool


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Pip should get the +2 ring of protection. Oso can take the wand of cure moderate wounds.

Is the displacement thing a free action or a move action to activate?


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)
Fake Healer wrote:


who's got ink IRL?
I got 4 myself. A smallish dragon on my left bicep, a flaming skull with a rose coming through it on the right, a cartoon parrot on my left calf(wanna see my bird? It's in me sock!) and 2 dragons intertwined and falling from the sky in a passionate embrace (from a book I have). The calf hurt the most. I like the pain though so it's all good.
I wish I could get some more soon but money is tight.

The BOLD above wouldn't happen to be from DragonRiders of Pern would it? It sounds very familiar,... And I don't have any ink. Never really had the desire to inscribe something on my body that I was pretty sure wouldn't look good as I got older. (Unlike most youths, I actually paid attention to what my dad looked like!) Though I must confess I DID entertain the thought,... more than once. And if I had, it would have been a dragon! :)

The torc/displacement item would be cool for almost anyone. Oso (or anybody) could use it to protect themselves while providing aid to an injured fellow. Very cool. I am definitely playing Elgan as a backup healer now. He still has the ability to burn any spell into a heal, and he has a decent number of spells now. But with his new Slayer forms, he is a little more into the fighting now. (NOT that we need it with Ginsu Stig and Quizinart Gittik on the job!) And I still have to watch his HP,.... ;P

I can't think of anything to buy for a druid right now. I'll take a look when I have time. Unless anybody has any suggestions?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Oso Legumbe wrote:

Pip should get the +2 ring of protection. Oso can take the wand of cure moderate wounds.

Is the displacement thing a free action or a move action to activate?

Book's at home. I'll look then; Magic Item Compendium.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
Ginsu Stig and Quizinart Gittik

"Stand back, citizen! Ginsu Stig is on the job!"


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan’s been pretty quiet after the beach fght. He wouldn’t admit it, but he’s worried about Stig. It’s not like the dwarf to be so drunk that he’d miss a fight!

Whilst others are off getting ink done, he falls to sleep in his berth on the Hellwind, to be refreshed for this pyramid thing in the morning.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:


who's got ink IRL?
I got 4 myself. A smallish dragon on my left bicep, a flaming skull with a rose coming through it on the right, a cartoon parrot on my left calf(wanna see my bird? It's in me sock!) and 2 dragons intertwined and falling from the sky in a passionate embrace (from a book I have).

The BOLD above wouldn't happen to be from DragonRiders of Pern would it? It sounds very familiar.

Is it this picture? BTW, are those books any good?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

a lot of people think so; I tried to read them in ninth grade and the fact that it had a lot of really weird words in it made it kinda wearing for me at the time; kinda like reading Dune or something--tried that at about the same time and I couldn't keep straight what was going on. Only in Dragonriders, there'd be weyrs, werries, weyrriders, weyr this and weyr that; I just gave up.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

I think so. At least I have a fondness for them. But I did also start reading them in jr high. The different words made it more interesting for me. Like I was discovering something new.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Oso Legumbe wrote:

Pip should get the +2 ring of protection. Oso can take the wand of cure moderate wounds.

Is the displacement thing a free action or a move action to activate?

I just checked. It's immediate activation.

The Exchange

Male Dworc (half-dwarf/half-orc) Monk4/Barbarian2/Rogue2/Jack-of-all-Trades2/Master of None2/Quasi-diety2
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:


who's got ink IRL?
I got 4 myself. A smallish dragon on my left bicep, a flaming skull with a rose coming through it on the right, a cartoon parrot on my left calf(wanna see my bird? It's in me sock!) and 2 dragons intertwined and falling from the sky in a passionate embrace (from a book I have).

The BOLD above wouldn't happen to be from DragonRiders of Pern would it? It sounds very familiar.
Is it this picture? BTW, are those books any good?

Nope, it's in The Book of the Dragon by Monte Sant, Illustrator: Ciruelo.

It's on page 48 of the book. Mine isn't quite done yet (black lines, no color yet). His Site.
I plan on having the dragons colored in two slightly different tones so you can tell them apart more easily. Here is a site with the image on it---Dragons Mating.


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

For my spellbook picks- 4th level- enervation, phantasmal killer
3rd- dispel magic, fly
2nd- gust of wind, summon swarm

I could use the Bracers of Armor +2 but it isn't any dire need, they don't stack with Mage Armor or Greater Mage armor so it's mostly worthless to me.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Does Pip want the bracers? If not, we'll sell them too. Finally, can we just add the extra spells to our spellbooks?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

yeah; that's cool.


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Its probably better if someone who cannot heal themselves takes the displacement item. It will hopefully give them an extra round or two of security if they get low on hit points.

Oso will ask around about the Barons House to see if the tattoo guy was talking truth or just shooting the breeze.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

I was thinking maybe Stig should take it. With all that 2-handed power attacking, his AC usually isn't the best.

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
yeah; that's cool.

Awesome. Consider them scribbled!


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Yah, anything to up my ac is cool. I gots no HPs


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Just looked at your character, and your chain shirt is far superior (sadly, bracers give armour bonus to AC). So we'll sell the bracers, I guess.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Alack alay. Howz about the fireball rifle of extreme boominess?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Take it! Just be careful where you point it.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

FYI, Elgan has a serious hatred of the Blighteye eyepatch thing goin' on. It vs Plants AND Elves?!? OOC, I think it's an unusual item. IN game, ELgan wants to destroy the vile thing! ;)

Sorry lack of posty-ness (and shopping-ness) busy with dress rehearsals of Opera. Will return to normal-ish soon.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I know,....good thing you killed that cactus man with the eyepatch quicklike.


Male Human Rogue 14

What’s the GP limit in this place for barter or trade for minor magical items such as potions? I didn’t think Bel would want to do any shopping, but I realised he could do to restock on a few potions.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Beldan Vale wrote:
What’s the GP limit in this place for barter or trade for minor magical items such as potions? I didn’t think Bel would want to do any shopping, but I realised he could do to restock on a few potions.

I'm saying no g.p. limit; there's loot aplenty.


Male Human Rogue 14

Cool. I’ll pick up a few potions when I get a chance to look at it; after that, and a good night’s sleep, Beldan is ready to tackle the pyramid.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Beyond some bottled tools, I'm not buying anything either. I've tweaked my spells a little, so I'm ready to go.

BTW, I'm fine with Elgan destroying the odd eyepatch.


Male Human Rogue 14

“No way!” says Beldan. “That eyepatch makes me look badass. Besides, it could come in handy if we run into dark elves or … um … tree … things. Seriously. It could happen.”

I don’t really mind much either way, and I’m sure Beldan can be talked out of it, but this actually could come in pretty handy. Hey, there’s gotta be plant monsters on the Isle of Dread.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on....I'll prolly kick the show tomorrow nite; give everybody time to finalize.
I have a real fun class to attend at work tomorrow, so I'll be AFK most of the day.

Oh, and somebody wants to play Rod and/or Hudak,......Rod's got a full brace of fireball charm beads and Hudak likes to chop things.


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Right on....I'll prolly kick the show tomorrow nite; give everybody time to finalize.

I have a real fun class to attend at work tomorrow, so I'll be AFK most of the day.

Oh, and somebody wants to play Rod and/or Hudak,......Rod's got a full brace of fireball charm beads and Hudak likes to chop things.

What's the class?

Ok, so does Rod want to Turn or use the fireball necklace?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'd say fireball at this juncture. Those boneclaws look harsh.
The class is.....about.....learning how to order supplies on a computer from central supply!!! *crickets chirping*

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