Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

Game Master Heathansson

dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

new page. new MAP linky.

Again.

And I'm just waiting to see iffin Pipster wanted to light up the dead angel wit' his other arrows.

Yeah that's a good idea

Pip quills the dead angel/dybbuk with the remainder of his undead bane arrows

"Shop smart. shop Pipmart!"

self spoiler:

Pip feathers the dead angel and it shrieks.

Their turn in a minute or two.

Drelzna's probably dead, or whatever a dead vampire means, because she's acutally been dead for centuries.

She reanimates anyway, spitting up black blood.

She looks really horrid now.

She touches Emrael with her wicked sword, and Em takes

7d6 ⇒ (1, 6, 2, 3, 2, 3, 2) = 19 in dybbuk pain touch.

"Do I possess Drelzna or the sword?!? Guess wisely or die, elven whore!!!" says the body of Drelzna.

self spoiler

The angel goes after Pip, flapping feebly on mangled wings.

7d6 ⇒ (1, 3, 2, 1, 1, 2, 4) = 14 as Pip feels the pain touch of the dybbuk......

group's attack!!!!!

I like dybbuks.

I guess! Lol

Pip growls as the dybbuk's touch hits him

"Buckle up bonehead, because you are about to go for a ride"

A stream of undead bane arrows go towards the animated corpse

Attack 1 (manyshot also):1d20 + 22 ⇒ (2) + 22 = 241d8 + 2d6 + 19 ⇒ (8) + (6, 4) + 19 = 37
Attack 2: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (13) + 22 = 351d8 + 2d6 + 19 ⇒ (4) + (6, 4) + 19 = 33
Attack 3: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (4) + 22 = 261d8 + 2d6 + 19 ⇒ (8) + (3, 3) + 19 = 33
Attack 4: 1d20 + 22 ⇒ (7) + 22 = 291d8 + 2d6 + 19 ⇒ (7) + (3, 4) + 19 = 33

Additional damage for Manyshot (if ATK 1 hits): 1d8 + 2d6 + 19 ⇒ (1) + (2, 4) + 19 = 26

self spoiler:

Pip hits with two arrows, but it proves "fatal" whatever that means.......the dybbuk comes steaming out of the angel's mouth, destroyed and now random ectoplasm to disperse into the cosmos, as the dead angel slumps to the ground.

It's Elgan and Emrael and Zippy's turn (as Pip can now walk the deck surely), and all that remains is whatever vulgar entity now animates the Vampire Princess and her evil blade.

"Pip, can you shatter the blade?" Delaying for a response

Pip ponders then yells out:

"I think I was sleeping in AP arcane magic music theory the day they taught that one!"

Pip should know that one, but he doesn't

You know, Emrael still has mirror image rolling. We haven't been accounting for that in the last couple of rounds' damage. Can we retcon that?

It's all good, Pip. I've built a glass cannon and they haven't missed her yet, so I'm grasping at straws. I don't have improved sunder because I don't use that tactic...

Emrael shifts to the side, setting up a spring attack that ends with her standing next to Elgan. "I need some healing, friend, have you any you can offer?"

Attack: 1d20 + 23 - 3 - 4 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 23 - 3 - 4 + 1 = 35 Spring Attack, Combat Expertise, Fighting Defensively, Haste
Damage: 1d8 + 14 ⇒ (4) + 14 = 18

AC 42, Touch AC 31

Confirmation: 1d20 + 17 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 17 + 7 = 37 Includes penalties from before and Critical Perfection
If the crit confirms, she spends two arcane pool points to increase the crit multiplier via Perfect Strike ability
Damage: 2d8 + 28 ⇒ (2, 3) + 28 = 33

Oops!

I guess, retcon: mirror image is down, and......she's at max hp. There's no bleepin way I can count all that crap now.

that sound fair?

self spoiler:

She crits the dead animated vampire....but it's still swinging.

Where's Em springing back to? She's right next to it....

Spring attack says you make a movement and attack during the move - and the target does not get an AoO. It's cheesy, but she's shifting five feet to the side - still in range for the melee attack - and then moving back to where Elgan is. So... to J48, attack, then to M52?

As for the retcon, that's probably too generous - I know how many points she took since popping up that spell - three shots for 19 each.

7 images, Emrael is #1: 1d7 ⇒ 1
7 images, Emrael is #1: 1d7 ⇒ 3
6 images, Emrael is #1: 1d6 ⇒ 1

SO glad I bothered to say something! Freakin...

I guess, she's got 6 images then, and only down 60 hp instead of 80 thereabouts.

Elgan's up.

Elgan drops to the deck, landing lightly on his once-more-elf-shaped toes.

"Shuwuh t'ing dere chere'! Wun healing cummin raight up!" He says, snagging a wand from somewhere on his dragonskin armor and tapping Em lightly with it.

Cure Crit: 4d8 + 16 ⇒ (5, 7, 6, 3) + 16 = 37

Elgan observes the healing on the warrior, and shakes his head.

"Dat won' dew chere'. Stay close, Ah'll fix yeh up. Jus' whut deh heck iz a Dybbuk anyhoos?!?"

Seriously, why have I not heard of these beasties before?

probably better off

The dybbuk puppeteers the vampiress to lurch after Emrael;

"you're not getting away from me, dearie!!!" it pukes out black bile;

touch attack;

Em on a 1 of 1d6
1d6 ⇒ 5

And there's 5 mirror images left.

Group's attack!!!

Nice, well, not really, but you get my point. :) I read that article, and looked it up on the Paizo site.

As Elgan has NO chance of figuring that out on his own (i don't think he has a single point in K: Religion) his original question still stands. :)

Heh heh

Elgan Taps Em with the wand one more time, even as he watches the strange haunting before him with a hawk-like gaze.

Cure Crit on Em: 4d8 + 16 ⇒ (1, 5, 8, 8) + 16 = 38

Those two should have you almost full now, yes? Healed for 65 total if can still add right.

"Hm, now dat's intrestin'. All I gots teh say iz, if'n yer in deh sword, yer tawkin' an awful lot fer an in-ani-mate object!"

And he throws another handful of flame at the animated vampiress,...

To hit (Touch att): 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (20) + 20 = 40

Flame dmg: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10
I failed to notice the +5 max on the '+1 per level' to dmg earlier. :P

Wow. Wait, I just threatened a crit with a fire touch attack. Shame it's only a 1d6, ;P

Attempt to confirm, 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (10) + 20 = 30
Additional fire dmg: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

owell;

Elgan fires the dybbuk up again.

self spoiler

Pip and Em are up.....

Please reread above, I just threatened a crit and rolled to try and confirm. :) Post is edited

duly noted; extra damage has been tallied.

nitey nite!!!!!

Lol, In our final performance of "She Kills Monsters", while lightsaber -dueling the mind flayer (Yes, this was onstage) one of the actors ad-libbed; "How many Hit Points do you have?!?"
:)

Yeah, she's full up, thanks. I think I will hold off trying to type this next action on my phone, but it will be a full attack with sprinkles. After I get home tonight.

Pip aims at Dreznla's animated corpse

"Baby, you got reaaal ugly"

His hand finds his new spell storing arrows, each primed with a Cure Critical Wounds spell, and he sends a stream of them down range

Attack 1 (manyshot also)1d20 + 21 ⇒ (14) + 21 = 351d8 + 4d8 + 15 + 19 ⇒ (6) + (3, 5, 1, 2) + 15 + 19 = 51
Attack 21d20 + 21 ⇒ (19) + 21 = 401d8 + 4d8 + 15 + 19 ⇒ (8) + (2, 6, 1, 7) + 15 + 19 = 58
Attack 3 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (19) + 19 = 381d8 + 4d8 + 15 + 19 ⇒ (3) + (1, 4, 4, 7) + 15 + 19 = 53
Attack 4 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (4) + 19 = 231d8 + 4d8 + 15 + 19 ⇒ (5) + (2, 2, 4, 7) + 15 + 19 = 54

Additional damage for Manyshot (if ATK 1 hits): 1d8 + 4d8 + 15 + 19 ⇒ (6) + (4, 8, 1, 2) + 15 + 19 = 55

Pipster is showing the benefits of good preparation. Those arrows are genius, sir!

Emreal presses the attack. Power Attack, Haste bonus

Haste Attack: 1d20 + 20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 20 + 1 = 26
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (2) + 23 = 25

Spellstrike Attack: 1d20 + 20 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 20 + 1 = 34
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (5) + 23 = 28

Attack #1: 1d20 + 20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 20 + 1 = 33
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (2) + 23 = 25

Attack #2: 1d20 + 15 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 15 + 1 = 26
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (3) + 23 = 26

Attack #3: 1d20 + 10 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 10 + 1 = 19
Damage: 1d8 + 23 ⇒ (1) + 23 = 24

How very disappointing...

self spoiler

Pip hits with three of his four attacks, and really tears into the undead synergistic being(s).

self spoiler

Em hits a few times, and it's almost finished.

The dybbuk pain touches her.

1 is em
1d5 ⇒ 5

damage if it hits, 7d6 ⇒ (1, 3, 2, 4, 2, 3, 5) = 20

nope.

Group's attack!!!!!

It's almost finished.

back in a half hour. first day of school today. Everybody's in a foul mood......

Huzzzah! Nighttime carpentry ftw!

Elgan tosses another handful of flame, and then shifts into a BIG dire Lion, roaring as he bites & swipes At the animated corpse with his elemental backed natural attacks,...

Fire to hit: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22
Fire dmg: 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10

Single bite attack as dire beast, (figure that he can't make a full attack): 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (20) + 20 = 40
Dmg: 1d8 + 18 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (8) + 18 + (6) + (1) + (3) = 36

Haste extra bite attack 1d20 + 20 ⇒ (5) + 20 = 25
Dmg: 1d8 + 18 + 1d6 + 1d6 + 1d6 ⇒ (2) + 18 + (5) + (2) + (4) = 31

Elgan cooks her one time really good, then bites her all to hell.

End of combat.

xp/treasure in a minute.

70,400 exp each.

she has
+4 banded mail
+4 ring of protection
slippers of spider climbing

and

a +5 bastard sword.

Welcome to 16th level.

One more level to 9th level spells......

HUZZZAH!!!

nitey nite!

HUZZAH!

Huzzah indeed! Woot woot!

Elgan shimmers back into his (usually) elvin form and sits on the deck, obviously tired. He makes a nasty face, and immediately begins to wipe his tongue, trying to get the taste of thousand year old vamp out of his mouth.

That,... came out so much more wrong that it sounded in my head,... ;P

Pip views the wreckage and smiles grimly

"Well, you can always tell when the Regulators throw a party "

He turns to his summoned pal

"Zip, ole buddy I think now it is safe to hit the trail. Until the next time"

Zippy gives him the hang ten waggle

" You got it Halfpint"

Zippy fades into a sparkling cloud and disappears

Pip gazes around

"Anyone seen Altai? Or that old monk and that surly Orc dude?"

Pip ambles over to the vampires corpse and takes a look at her ring

"Shiney"

I'd like to claim the protection ring if no one wants. I have a +2 one now someone can have if i get the +4. iirc they don't stack

70,400 exp each.

Welcome to 16th level.

One more level to 9th level spells......

Whoa!

That,... came out so much more wrong that it sounded in my head,... ;P

I am so glad I wasn't taking a drink when I read that.

Pip ambles over to the vampires corpse and takes a look at her ring

"Shiney"

I'd like to claim the protection ring if no one wants. I have a +2 one now someone can have if i get the +4. iirc they don't stack

They do not stack. Emrael has a +3 of that particular item. You can have the +4 or we could both get a +1 boost. AC is not really my problem against most foes, though, so feel free to claim that ring. I'm wondering about the slippers if no one wants them. The rest is all market goods to me.

"Bravo, friends. Even missing half our number, we defeated a legendary foe. Twice. Sadly, I am not sure what became of our fellows."