This dude is waaaaay eerier. Marilyn Manson is ascairt to watches this video.
Heh heh.......I should base an evil bard on this vid......just a pasty face and skeletal hands floating in a black void......
It'd be eerier if the hands and head kinda floated about like they were unattached to each other
What was with the guitarist with the honking big double-necked axe who played like cousin Mikey at a basement kegger?
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I thought Roy Orbison and Jimmy Page had a transporter accident.
KARMAKARMAKARMAKARMAKARMA CHAMELEON....
Called in on call. I'll be offline for.....4-5 hours at this juncture.
Huzzzah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Huzzah!.....
ayup...
To Evindra,"Well, sister, let us see if we cannot help the men, shall we?"
Drawing a wand from her belt, she touches her leg with it before moving toward the leg with Elgantree and the nearest creature.
As she moves, she tucks the wand away and invests arcane energy in her blade, causing it to burst into flame and trail sparks.
His very first attack was; I put the damage in there.....
+1 Keen Holy Flaming Burst Shocking Burst Cold Iron Katana.....got it.
They're not immune to criticals.......
"Let's get these bastards then!!!"
Evindra double moves, ends up right behind Colu.
So,......in round one, Elgan (to roll saves) and Beldan are left to attack.........
Woah....nice colors on the quote boxes. Must be Google chrome.....
Huzzzzah!!!!!!
Frostbite (1st-level, 2 hours)
Frigid Touch (2nd-level, 3 hours)
Elemental Aura (3rd-level, 4 hours)
Water Breathing (3rd-level, 4 hours)
Wreath of Blades (4th-level, 5 hours)
Beldan continues to fire bolts at the creature on the ledge.
Em:
** spoiler omitted **
Beldan continues to fire bolts at the creature on the ledge.
[dice=Shocking Burst Crossbow, first attack]1d20 + 20 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 3
[dice=Damage]1d8 + 1 + 1d6 + 1 + 3 + 8d6[dice=Shocking Burst Crossbow, haste attack]1d20 + 20 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 3
[dice=Damage]1d8 + 1 + 1d6 + 1 + 3 + 8d6[dice=Shocking Burst Crossbow, second attack]1d20 + 15 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 3
[dice=Damage]1d8 + 1 + 1d6 + 1 + 3 + 8d6
If you want to pick a different target that's fine; he can't hit the guy on the ledge because Elgan flopped on top of him.
The only other ledge is waaaay over at ef 10-12. It's the yellow box inside the black stuff which is walls....
** spoiler omitted **
Beldan continues to fire bolts at the creature on the ledge.
[dice=Shocking Burst Crossbow, first attack]1d20 + 20 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 3
[dice=Damage]1d8 + 1 + 1d6 + 1 + 3 + 8d6[dice=Shocking Burst Crossbow, haste attack]1d20 + 20 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 3
[dice=Damage]1d8 + 1 + 1d6 + 1 + 3 + 8d6[dice=Shocking Burst Crossbow, second attack]1d20 + 15 + 1 + 2 + 1 + 3
[dice=Damage]1d8 + 1 + 1d6 + 1 + 3 + 8d6
Saved rolls; making a note of them.....
So,......in round one, Elgan (to roll saves)
I'll roll his saves; then it's their attack.
Elgan comes down on the thing like a log.
SMAKOW!!!
Elgan needs to roll a 21 fort save, or be sickened for 1d6+4 minutes;
also,
Elgan needs to roll a 21 fort save, or be paralyzed for 1d4+1 rounds.
Elgan makes his saves with a +11 fort.
The one under him claws and bites him again.
Elgan takes 25 hp in damage; and needs to make two more fort saves d.c. 21 or be paralyzed.
The four sasquatch run up and start wailing on the brachiosaurus, doing 140 hp in damage with their clubs.
The brachiosaurus starts vomiting buckets on them and all over the place due to their stench.
It's like that fat dude in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life with the mint there.
And, finally,....
when Beldan alights on that far ledge, a creature becomes visible.
"A shroud of dark wings cloaks this thin, humanoid shape. Two monstrous red eyes glare malevolently from its narrow face."
It looks at him, with those red eyes, beckoning; he's shaken up by it.
He's got the shaken condition, and it beckons to him, and it flame strikes the front brachiosaurus, and it flops dead there in the hall.
The sasquatches have cover now; you can't shoot through its legs at the moment.
Group's attack.
nitey nite!!!!!
Satari, narrows his eyes as a profound sense of wrongness rolls over him. "Beldan is in grave danger," he says and starts running. Over his shoulder the old man calls, "Altai finish these monkeys quickly. We have found the real threat." Satari leans forward into a flat sprint up the dark highway. He clears the first metal carriage in a single motion, placing once hand firmly on the roof and flipping perfectly to land, still running. Ahead looms the bulk of the dinosaur's corpse, killed instantly by the evil that now threatens Beldan. Satari jumps, scrambles, and runs straight up the back of the beast. He vaults from its head, foot placed between it's filmed eyes, and leaps over the heads of the monkey ghouls below.
He skids to a halt just short of Beldan and the Moth-winged Nightmare Child.
Now what?
I get those sometimes.
Satari, narrows his eyes as a profound sense of wrongness rolls over him. "Beldan is in grave danger," he says and starts running. Over his shoulder the old man calls, "Altai finish these monkeys quickly. We have found the real threat." Satari leans forward into a flat sprint up the dark highway. He clears the first metal carriage in a single motion, placing once hand firmly on the roof and flipping perfectly to land, still running. Ahead looms the bulk of the dinosaur's corpse, killed instantly by the evil that now threatens Beldan. Satari jumps, scrambles, and runs straight up the back of the beast. He vaults from its head, foot placed between it's filmed eyes, and leaps over the heads of the monkey ghouls below.
He skids to a halt just short of Beldan and the Moth-winged Nightmare Child.
Now what?
You're 20 feet below the new menace with that position.
The old venerable monk goes Yoda at full speed, jumping around at high speed to get past the mob of sasquatch in a desperate attempt to reach his friend.
That being said, it's not dead, just fell over a little bit. I quickly looked at a plain ole brachiosaurus for the stats just then.
It gets back up with 33 hp, and through the magic of retcon, doesn't get an aoo from the four brutes.
So I think that's fair; the brutes don't have cover now.
So. Still two brachiosauruses in the mix.
I think that fixes things; sorry......sooooooo many stats to stay on top of in this one.
So, groups' attack still.
Huzzzzzah!!!!!
Brachiosaurus stamped on S5 I reckon; it's still up, but does not feel at all well.
Oh; I forget this too much to not be ashamed to call myself the dungeonmaster; I guess having some shame would help me with that.....but again, who is carrying the black dragon that was turned into a snapping turtle again?......I guess it was Claw, in a Gucci Purse or sommat?
HuzzzzzzzahrRrr!!!
Pip readies his next set of arrows, fixing to polish off the undead skunk ape he'd already quilled
This is round two.
round two.....FIGHT!!!!!
Seeing his chance, Pip goes for the wounded ape
Bow attacks (within 30'/all feats/Inspire courage/Haste with +2 bow/+3 arrows):
Additional damage for Manyshot (if needed):
right on.
Pip kills s3 with one arrow;
moving on to s5, he hits with one more arrow; s5 is very very hurt, but is still slugging away at the brachiosaurus.
Group's attack.
Pip's done his deal,
Satari......can clarify position if he wants,
and everybody else is up to bat.
Satari:
This is telepathic communication. At the speed of neurons, it in no way affects the time in battle. Your actions are uncompromised.
That being said,....
You seem to be seated in lotus position, floating in a black starless void.
At the edge of your vision, you can see numerous mothmen, floating around you in a spherical zone a good 30 feet away, their red eyes an eerie constellation providing some modicum of light.
They speak in concert.......
"YOUYOUYOU.....MUSTMUSTMUST.......LETLETLET......US TAKE HIM.....us take him....us take him....."
Dok:
This in no manner affects you in battle. Telepathic communication, at the speed of neurons.
The old woman is standing their next to you. You stand in a void, surrounded by doors.
"Why is your mind blocked, Dok?" she asks you.
"The doors! The doors!"
a buzzing thrumming of wings appears in the silence of this void. Around you, about 30 feet out, dozens a ebon mothmen, with red eyes like a constellation of eerie stars, provide an eldritch illumination.
"The doors have the answers. We have the keys!!! We would bribe you with them! With your memories!!!!!"
"What the,.......this doesn't make any sense!!!"