Let me look at d20srd for a minute.
Yeah; you've heard rumors in the Sea of Dust, of cactus men. They hide from people usually. Xenophobic. (can ya blamem?) ;)
Yeah, you could if you want to. Just to let you know, Gittik's right up there too; the guys' been hit by two fireballs, and there's a giant owl in your face, as well as Oso's. I'm just making sure there's no confusions or nothing.
Hekkz yih.
Confronted by a screeching fiendish owl, Pip strums a riff on Lucille
"Bye bye birdie
Were gonna miss you so
Bye bye birdie
But now it's time to go."
WOOSH! The owl disappears in a cloud of black feathers, that smell like brimstone.
Having technical difficulties at work....I think that's everybody, then I'll do their turn in the next hour or two.
Pip riffs a little bridge on Lucille
"BOO-YAH!"
Ogay....
The mul moves to e23; Pip can aoo him on the plank.
The mul misses wee Pip.
The kongamato hits Elgan with his warhammer; Elgan takes 7 dmage.
Another owl appears where the first one was dispelled; it claws Oso for 7 h.p.
From the doorway at i18, a bugbear/dire boar tauroid (Pip remembers him being introduced as MONGO) crashes through the burning wall bellowing. He pulls his tulwar and advances to gh23-24, hitting Pip for 25 h.p. in damage.
Players' turn.
Again, if Stiggy shows up tonite, he can emerge from below and attack...
Altai fires rays of fire at the newcomer.
You hit him both times. He screams at you. Angry pig scream.
Ogay....
The mul moves to e23; Pip can aoo him on the plank.
The mul misses wee Pip.
AoO: 1d20+7=21(22 with IC on), 1d8+1=4 (5 w/IC on)
From the doorway at i18, a bugbear/dire boar tauroid (Pip remembers him being introduced as MONGO) crashes through the burning wall bellowing. He pulls his tulwar and advances to gh23-24, hitting Pip for 25 h.p. in damage.
Pip's normal atk: 1d20+7=12(13), 1d8+1=2(3)
Reeling from the massive damage the Bugtaur has sliced him with, Pip reacts poorly.
Whelp, Pip and Oso's normal attacks miss.
The mul that I said was on the boat, though,....Pip smacks him on the plank. He falls in the drink (missed a balance check). So that's one less immediate issue.
He's in the water at f22.
Beldan, make a spot check if you would...whenever you show's up.
Hmm....maybe I could turn my pbp into a political morality play of some sort.
Okay....they're not pirates. They're.....medieval venture capitalists.
Hmm....maybe I could turn my pbp into a political morality play of some sort.
Okay....they're not pirates. They're.....medieval venture capitalists.
I prolly did and didn't even know it.
You see....
Oh, and it's NOT a RICKROLL.
;D
ElganHAwk Screeches in pain, flaps backwards to get away from the batman, and then Dives, towards the deck of the ship.
Folding his wings at the last second, Elganhawk dives THROUGH the rigging of the mainmast, twisting to avoid becoming entangled in the ropes. He calls back with a laughing, mocking screech. The hawk-ish equivalent of, "Nyahh,Nyahh, Nyah, Nyahhh, Nyahh!!"
He then turns, aiming for the plank,...
You're able to pull it off; he takes a swipe at you that catches air.
Do youse wanna end up somewhere over the ship, or on the deck?
"Oooo, him take breath away."
You're able to pull it off; he takes a swipe at you that catches air.
Do youse wanna end up somewhere over the ship, or on the deck?
"Oooo, him take breath away."
Looks at Gittik's new blonde streaks.
Charming ..
Looks like Gittik, Riese, Beldan, and Stiggy set to go.
Gittik doesn't hear the mage on the roof making any noise any more. He hears some kinda choking sounds from down at his feet, that's about it.
"WEIRD PIGGY FREAK, YOU DIE NEXT!!!!"
You give him an icy b#%+~slap and take a chunk out of his scalp. He's mad though.
I like flying hobbits. Reminds me of Peter Pan. Or Peter Pank; a graphic novel I never got, the cover had punker lost boys or something.
Oso grins at Pip, "that owl, you owned it man."
mutter mutter - wish I coulda hit it
(lol)on their previous attack a second one popped into existence right in front of you....he though he was back home in Gehenna, then he got called right back.
The whole place seems to be waking up....there's shouts of "arrr.....wot?" and "ahoy!"
Gongs and bells being rung, shouts; and a smallish stormcloud appears above the burning building and puts it out with rain.
Oso grins at Pip, "that owl, you owned it man."
mutter mutter - wish I coulda hit it
Pip winces, trying to stanch the blood spurting from his side
"Yeah I got him, But Mongo the Bugtaur did for me."
“Eeek!”
After seeing what he saw in the water, Beldan hurriedly climbs back to the top of the wharf.
"Who's summoning the infernal owls? Can anybody see or hear another spellcaster?"
“Eeek!”
After seeing what he saw in the water, Beldan hurriedly climbs back to the top of the wharf.
The bugpigbear is right next to where you're coming up, and as he is massive, loud, and reeks of pigscat, there is no way to miss this fact. He'll get an aoo with the tulwar; are you sure you want to do that?
"Who's summoning the infernal owls? Can anybody see or hear another spellcaster?"
You can see him in the big building now where the bugpigbear came crashing through the wall.....it's another kongamato.
Woah.....if I type "pigs**t" with an "h" and an "i" where the stars are, it sneaks past the obscenity filters.
Nah … popping his head out from cover, Beldan sees / smells / hears the bugpig and thinks better of climbing up right here. Trying to be as stealthy as possible , Beldan edges along the side of the wharf to a position that will put one of his allies between him and the monster.
Gittik's on him, but he's up in the air; you can get down that way a ways though and end up in g26 or so.
The nasty thing doesn't see the rogue, and he pops up at g26. He can see an eruption of blood where the mul went down underwater...
Riese; Stiggy....I guess if somebody wants to run Stiggy go ahead...
Riese eyes up the Hog-o-bugbear thing and says, "Oh I do love the smell of bacon in the air! Imbelia furtion de'flar-imbelia!!!". A bolt of flame and force appears, glowing white hot, and streaks of to hit the creature. 5d6+6=24 from an Arcane Thesised Fiery Riese's Firebolt, DC17 reflex for half. Hey! I got fire in my fire! Two great tastes...
You light him up.
He.....(I failed my wil save)
Riese makes him squeal like a pig....
OOOOOH he's mad now (missed his reflex save, wot wot).
Stiggy....(?)