Pip will soar out and try to get Cap'n Flamebritches with a Sound burst
New page! Adjusted list of effects:
Gittik: Haste, Protection from evil, Vigor
Stig: Haste, Enlarge person, Protection from evil, Resist fire (20)
Elgan: Barkskin, Call lightning
Oso: Haste, Bull's strength, Magic circle against evil, Crown of the grave
Riese: Greater mage armor
Beldan: Haste
Enormous wasp: Haste
Huge beetle: Haste
Dire wolf: Haste
Pip: Fly
Altai: Nothing
Still to go: Riese, Stig, Gittik and Beldan
"Accurotni en'forcier Dri-ot!" Three missiles of force, looking like eldritch flame, materialize and slam into the captain of the flamewalker's vessel unerringly. Riese holds his position next to Tom by the wheel of our ship.
3d4 3=11 magic missile.
Beldan moves to C7 and chucks a flask of holy water across the decks at the skelington in G7.
“Hey Altai,” yells the rogue. “You can turn me into that scraggly thing if you want – s’long as I can turn back. I feel pretty useless against these things as it is…”
"Oh, no worries, you can turn back. I think. One second, and I'll be right over."
"Oh, no worries, you can turn back. I think. One second, and I'll be right over."
One question, with polymorph, do weapons and armour re-size if you're changing size but otherwise remaining humanoid?
Pip will soar out and try to get Cap'n Flamebritches with a Sound burst
sorry; I needed lotsa sleep yesternight...
couldn't sleep, night before.Pip smites the capm; he doesn't seem stunned or nothing.
"Gor! Thar's a thin I kid do widdae hyarrin aggin!"
"Accurotni en'forcier Dri-ot!" Three missiles of force, looking like eldritch flame, materialize and slam into the captain of the flamewalker's vessel unerringly. Riese holds his position next to Tom by the wheel of our ship.
3d4 3=11 magic missile.
"wot? you pissent!!!" the missiles blast three holes plum through his torso.
Beldan moves to C7 and chucks a flask of holy water across the decks at the skelington in G7.
“Hey Altai,” yells the rogue. “You can turn me into that scraggly thing if you want – s’long as I can turn back. I feel pretty useless against these things as it is…”
It doesn't quite kill him, but it jacks up his day good n' proper...
Now th' muckrakers....Gittik n Stiggy...
here's the link; can you linky to it?
I'll say a d.c. 10 balance check on a boarding ramp.
e9, e10, and e11 are clear on the enemy ship, but there's a gob of them at e8, f8,f9, g10,f10,f11,g11,h11, and f12...
:D
Bastards! Pissing up my linkyfu!
Oh well.
Heh heh....
Pip strums the power chords from "Givin the Dog a Bone" by AC/DC.
"....Givin' the dog a bone..
givin' the dog a bone .."
It sounds groovy on a steel geetor.
Pip makes that sumbeetch wail like Furies of Hell
Th capm:
"Darrr! That be not music! It's sonic dismemberment!!!"
Pip:
"You know, they make ointment for rashes like the one on yer face.."
"I know....they make it out of halfling fat."
"No but you sing it and I'll hum along..."
"Arr! Bein bald won't sparr ye from ginn scalped, fresh one ye!"
"I know....they make it out of halfling fat."
Wrong flaming Homer! They make it out of halfling FARTS! Here I'll give you a free sample!
Farts in Cap'm Flamebritches general direction, then strikes up a tune
"Oh there once was a terror of the Seven Seas
With his head on fire but no c0ck to squeeze
Since the cabin boy shoved glass up his bum
That circumcised the pirate right to his tum!"
"Ye snivveling little rat-faced git! I'll gut ye fer that!"
"He he!"
Elgan almost chokes on his spell as he tries not to laugh at Pip's entertaining verse.
He ends up sounding like a strangled chicken, but manages not to lose the spell.
Th capm:
"Darrr! That be not music! It's sonic dismemberment!!!"
e9 dude got turned; I didn't update the map positions....you hit d9; he takes some damage but doesn't fall. You take 6 h.p. fire damage from hitting him...
Stiggy, enlarged, has one leg on the Sea Ghost and one leg on the Hellwind ship. d-3 10-11...
With two strokes he smites down the firewraiths at f10 and f11.
Stiggy would've took fire damage from those he hewed, but he's magically protected.
Their attacks forthcoming...
Oh, and Oso's at c10 on the loading chute behind Stiggy I reckon.
Pip composes another stanza for The Ballad of Cap'm Flamebritches:
"Oh the flaming pirate animated many bones
'Cept the one poor bone that he called his own
Though he gnashed and wailed and cast spells dire
His little trouser bone just wouldn't catch on fire."
Ogay.....
The two on the poop deck jump to d12, d13, on your ship, along with their capm; who is now at d14 on your ship. Stig can aoo either of the first two...
The one on the focastle at g7 attacks the beetle; not much damage there.
The ones at g11 and h11 move to f13 and g13, moving up to the poop to assumedly jump across to your ship.
On the main deck, there's fire wraiths at e8, f8, e9, f9, f10, f11, and f12; stigg could aoo the ones at e9 and f9 since they just shifted forward.
Gittik is attacked by e8 and e9; one hits for 13 in damage; his sword cuts and burns.
Stiggy is attacked by f9, f10, f11, and f12;
two hit for 14 h.p. The.....fire protection came in real handy.
Tom notices the sails are on fire; starts calling for bucketmen and climbing the ropes to see what he can do.
"Damn this armor! Oh,....sorry Riese. It really is nice....."
he looks all worried at Riese.
NEW ROUND. EVERYBODY'S ATTACK.
And Stiggy can slap on an aoo to the total of whatever other mayhem he proceeds on about.
Pip composes another stanza for The Ballad of Cap'm Flamebritches:
"Oh the flaming pirate animated many bones
'Cept the one poor bone that he called his own
Though he gnashed and wailed and cast spells dire
His little trouser bone just wouldn't catch on fire."
"Oyll have yer spleen on my plate ere the night is dawned over."
"Parmission to come abarrd.......I'm abarrd annyway. Let's burnem down, boyz."
Clacking skeletal teeth, and "arrr's" all around.
Pip will smack Cap'm Flamebritches with a Dispel Magic.
"Though he screamed and cried like a little git
His undead and flames didn't help him a bit
As the Regulators cut him down right quick
The pirate died as he lived: with a flaccid d1ck."
Roll th' d20 bones, me matey! T'see if ye can dowse his flames.
As the flaming skeletons hop onto the ship, they are greeted by a large, drooling Dire Wolf,...
Dire Wolf Attack:1d20+11=28, Bite Dmg: 1d8+10=14
Trip attempt:1d20+11=25
Even from in the air, and despite the howls as the flame scorches fur, Elgan can tell that the Dire Pooch is truly happy right now as he chews on the animated bones. With a final screech Elgan's spell is completed, the now-familiar cloud forms, and Cap'n Flamebritches' arrival is greeted with a bolt from the blue,...
The wolf trips the one at d12; his face and mouth are burned. It's like taking a bite of cheesecake, and then finding out the fork was heated over the oven until it was red hot.
The lightning jolts him hard, but he still battles on.
Pip's spell does naught...
"Arr! Yerr impotent impudence will nontheless be punished, you wee puffin!"
The wolf is on the jollyboat at bc 13-14...
"Arr! Yerr impotent impudence will nontheless be punished, you wee puffin!"
"The only thing impotent is twixt yer legs flamey! And the only puffin is what ye'll be doing for Davey Jones once you end up on his doorstep later!"
Launches into the final stanza:
"Well the tale of Cap'm Flamebritches is now all done
Now that the Regulators have had their fun
And the only thing folks will remember of him
Is the song I'll sing of his flaccid limb."
Do you wanna trip the other one, or finish the first one off?
Meh....I guess he tripped the one in d13 behind the first one. His muzzle is burned up some more.