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1d20 + 18; 1d8 + 14 + 1d6 + 1d6; 1d20 + 14; 1d8 + 14 + 1d6 + 1d6; 1d20 + 18; 1d8 + 14 + 1d6 + 1d6
Altai:
Since the giant is dead, Elgan takes out Pip's foe at j12 with his first hit, and then hits k 15 twice, also killing that bugbear with his branchy attack.
Pip'n'Stiggy up to bat!
Huzzah!!!
Gotta go purchase stuff.....back in an hour.
Gotta go purchase stuff.....back in an hour.
The other bugbear fighting Claw looks at Beldan, furls his brow, and lets out a leonine bellow of rage, then, "fight like a hero, you maggot!"
"Hey, whoever's alive at the end of the fight gets to decide who the heroes were. I'm gonna be that guy."
He laughs.
"Then when you eventually do take a dirt nap, you can be my thrall in Niflheim!"
hasta manana, dudes!
Kinda bad day; nothing (immediately) wrong or death/injury causing; just need some "me" time over here.
Kinda bad day; nothing (immediately) wrong or death/injury causing; just need some "me" time over here.
Wild Shape (Su): At 4th level, a druid gains the ability to turn herself into any Small or Medium animal and back again once per day. Her options for new forms include all creatures with the animal type. This ability functions like the beast shape I spell, except as noted here. The effect lasts for 1 hour per druid level, or until she changes back. Changing form (to animal or back) is a standard action and doesn't provoke an attack of opportunity. The form chosen must be that of an animal with which the druid is familiar.
A druid loses her ability to speak while in animal form because she is limited to the sounds that a normal, untrained animal can make, but she can communicate normally with other animals of the same general grouping as her new form. (The normal sound a wild parrot makes is a squawk, so changing to this form does not permit speech.)
A druid can use this ability an additional time per day at 6th level and every two levels thereafter, for a total of eight times at 18th level. At 20th level, a druid can use wild shape at will. As a druid gains levels, this ability allows the druid to take on the form of larger and smaller animals, elementals, and plants. Each form expends one daily use of this ability, regardless of the form taken.
At 6th level, a druid can also use wild shape to change into a Large or Tiny animal or a Small elemental. When taking the form of an animal, a druid's wild shape now functions as beast shape II. When taking the form of an elemental, the druid's wild shape functions as elemental body I.
At 8th level, a druid can also use wild shape to change into a Huge or Diminutive animal, a Medium elemental, or a Small or Medium plant creature. When taking the form of animals, a druid's wild shape now functions as beast shape III. When taking the form of an elemental, the druid's wild shape now functions as elemental body II. When taking the form of a plant creature, the druid's wild shape functions as plant shape I.
At 10th level, a druid can also use wild shape to change into a Large elemental or a Large plant creature. When taking the form of an elemental, the druid's wild shape now functions as elemental body III. When taking the form of a plant, the druid's wild shape now functions as plant shape II.
At 12th level, a druid can also use wild shape to change into a Huge elemental or a Huge plant creature. When taking the form of an elemental, the druid's wild shape now functions as elemental body IV. When taking the form of a plant, the druid's wild shape now functions as plant shape III.
Huzzah!
Stiggy n Pip up to bat...on call all wknd; don't know how much I'll be about.
Priest makes everything better.
There's a bugbear fighting a frost giant 10 and 15 feet away to the southeast;
Claw the golem is fighting 4 bugbears and a frost giant just closed with him to stiggy's west.
The bugbears are within 30 feet, one being meleed by Beldan, and the giant within 40 feet; I'm not sure what stiggy's hasted speed is at the moment, but if Stig could go 40 feet he'd get aoo'd by two bugbears...
South of the main group, there's a good four frost giants; all but one of these within 30 feet of elgan and the stone giant; nothing stig could reach to melee in 1 round with a single move action; so it's up to you.
There's a bugbear fighting a frost giant 10 and 15 feet away to the southeast...
Huzzah!
He can roll up on them at t11 and start wailing away.
Which one gets it first?
Stiggy drops the bugbear; and the giant chokes up on his axe, grinning wickedly.....
PIP!!!
Stiggy drops the bugbear; and the giant chokes up on his axe, grinning wickedly.....
"Ye hae got somethin' caught in yer teeth thaur laddie."
<Flourishing his hammer with one hand, Stig grins back and gestures at his front teeth.>
The giant retorts; "pfffft!!! Aaaaah,...Freyja...."
That's the best thing I said all month.
The giant retorts; "pfffft!!! Aaaaah,...Freyja...."
"Och aye... reit up thaur in th' top front teeth. Ah'll help ye gie et it, shaa Ah?"
"from which hag's coot
came his beardlice ?
that now, the barber,
comes for trimming?"
"from which hag's coot
came his beardlice ?
that now, the barber,
comes for trimming?"
"AroooooooO!"
He's kenning....
omfg!!! that reminds me;
I saw a van painted up like the Mystery Machine yesterday.
"from which hag's coot
came his beardlice ?
that now, the barber,
comes for trimming?"
"Weel there's nae arguin' 'at mah mammy is a hag an' Ah'll nae be unffended therefair--but tae be frenk wi' ye it is a bit cowurdly fur ye tae say so in 'er absent, yit yer cowurdliness understandable considerin' she'd poond ye intae a dub ay bile, bluid, phlegm, an' black chutney if ye ever spoke ay 'er coot in 'er presence."
"Tell your flappydugged, beardape mother to expect you in hell, whoreson!"
err.....Niflheim.....
"Tell your flappydugged, beardape mother to expect you in hell, whoreson!"
"Heel cooldnae possibly be waurs 'at mah childhuid ye hoary m%*+&+$*@$#@."
"A m*@@+&%*++*~ I may be, but the mothers I f+@% don't belong to me!"
"A motherf&#!er I may be, but the mothers I f&#! don't belong to me!"
"We aw ken abit gian'folk wi' ugly troll biches, but Ah'd nae brag waur ah ye, big hoary britches."
<Stig winks, laughs a hearty laugh, and shouts to his mates.>
"Did ye hear 'at Ah got heem back wi' a rhymin' cooplit."
<Stig readies his stance.>
"Noo fur 'at salad ye got caught in yer teeth."
"That was good Stig," Beldan calls back. "Ever considered going into the bard business?"
Stiggy drops the bugbear; and the giant chokes up on his axe, grinning wickedly.....
PIP!!!
As soon as Pip shoots off the bolt, he grabs Lucille and keeps the sturm und drang going
Stig's enemy still stands. He's got a smoldering gout of smoke, though, rising up out of his left nostril.
Their attacks forthcoming.
The bugbears at k8 and j10 attack Claw, missing.
The bugbear at l8 attacks beldan, missing.
The bugbear at j11 attacks pip, hitting twice for 16 h.p and 17 h.p, pip can roll saves for half per his power.
Now the giants.
the one at hi 8-9 attacks claw, hitting once, for 24 h.p. with a massive axe.
the one at tu 12-13 misses stiggy twice; all his smacktalking made him fumble.
the one at uv 18-19 moves to rs 12-13, and hits stiggy for 24 h.p. damage.
qr 20-21 moves to pq 14-15 and hits the stone giant Goatcheese for 28 damage.
gh 16-17 moves to jk 13-14, looming over pip, and swings at Altai, but rolls a two and misses.
de 21-22 moves to lm 15-16, attacking elgantree, and misses.
the dice gods sent me many rolls between 1-5 on a d20, and saved the sorta decent rolls to be wasted on Claw's armor class.
Group's attack, and the battle is now an in-your-face free-for-all.
...and...I just got called in; probably gone for the rest of the afternoon; might be around real late.
...and...I just got called in; probably gone for the rest of the afternoon; might be around real late.
Probably not for....6-7 hours though.
Pip, reveling in the chaos, amps the volume
"And the wizard in the back
Said 'everyone attack!'
And it turned into an Asgard Blitz!
And the dwarf in the corner
Said 'Frosty, gonna warn ya
'it'll turn into an Asgard Blitz
Asgard Blitz ..."
huzzah!!! laterz...
Pip's energy cloak sparks as the bugbear's weapon pierces through
Altai backs away from the threatening giant, pulling his new magical staff from its holster. He points it at the swirling melee in front of him, and it erupts into fire once again.
A) Drop the Glitterdust in the HI 10-11 intersection in order not to blind the golem
B) Take a 5' step to L11
, I'd be very happy. Because if he does:Altai backs away from the threatening giant, pulling his new magical staff from its holster. He points it at the swirling melee in front of him, and it erupts into fire once again.