Velag looks around with a slight grimace as he feels the hostile gazes upon him. He then starts to chuckle, and looks up to the bouncer, smiling a wicked smile, "You serve elfses? Them's tasty."
He sighs as the bouncer's expression shifts, then shrugs, Keep pointing out bestest meats, but cookses never make them. Always end up with onion-covered slop that Bucko likes. It not fair.... At least them haves beer.
He scans the room again, lingering briefly on one particularly yummy-looking gnome, Would better understand Reta's toad..., then heads toward an empty table. He leaps atop the table and says loudly, "We here, we have shinies, we pay for food and drink. But, me warn you: Stoopit tallfolk at other bar try cheat us. They was tasty. Other stoopit tallfolk tried ignore us and hope we go away. We leaved with bellies full of themses. So, bring us stuffses quick, before the angries and hungries win."
He gets back down off the table, pulling up a chair next to Reta, saying, (Goblin) "Me telled them bring us stuff and hurry, or we eats them. Still deciding if meant 'or' or 'and', though most of thems look bland-tasting." He then adds, "You look pale. Need more healing?"
Reta covers her mouth, giggling. "We eats them, that funny," she says in what she perceives as speaking "quietly". Looking around and sighing, she props her head up with one hand and drums her fingers with the other on the table, becoming instantly bored.
....and eat all the patrons and burn the place down?
"What's wrong with humans goblins comes tah eats an drinks an humans sends us stoopids town guardses an we eats them. Maybe humans sends us tha humans they not likeses so much so that they feels better. Likes tha old goblin saying ever village has an idiot an tha goblins eated him."
"They bests respects us we gobbie kings an queens we takes no SHIZ from them an theys brings a whole roasted pig with a big apple in tha jowls fer us to eats, an brings it quicks!"
Snickering at his pals antics, Joboo sat and picked his nose. He was more than willing to visit their village... mesa gonna bump uglies with squishy gobo gals there...maybe be king too...yah King Joboo sound goody goody gumdrops...
Velag says, "This place dumber than last place. Me say we burn, at least fire be fun.... and maybe slow longshanks get cooked. Velag still hungry... stoopit longshankses."
Reta claps in excitement at Velag's idea. Her eyes focus far away at the thought of such fun, a smile full of sharp teeth showing in full bloom.
"Stupoods humans, one days they comes and begses us to helpses them an we says too bad youses too tasty an monsters eats yous up!"
"Are we out of cow-man jerky? I bes hangry!"
Bucko rides along on his goblin dog, his left-tenant in tow....
Velag points, "Could bring nice stuff back to Fens. Get real chair for Chief. Burn rest. Eat riders. All fun."
"More stoopids humanses! Tha places is infested wit tha humanses!"
Reta narrows her eyes at the mention of the Chief. She points in the direction of Kaer Maga. she ponders a moment what she's trying to say and then it hits her, She nods emphatically as she starts out that way.
Perception
"Whozats comins?"
Bucko rolls up a sheet of paper in traditional goblin spyglass manner....
"Hopeses is gobbie girls, tired o mushy-mushy wits same sames."
Velag says, "One look wizardy. One have weapons. Not sure if look tasty."
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"Looksee humanses adventurers...we say hellos?"
Bucko looks over the riders....
"We spreads out an not be all catched in same places, wizards spells dangerous."
Bucko hopes everyone knows how to spread out.....
@Humans
"Where goes heroes?"
'Ooh Oi! Never trusts Umans, special when wear robses. Wesa gonna hidey hidey ho. Then attacks when ready? Bet dey have lots of mula and shinies.'
Joboo waved to Croney and Minion to follow him off the trail and trusted they knew how to stay unseen until it was time to attack if necessary.
"Where him goes?.....Now they done did it now! They done pisseded me off!
@Humans
"Now yous done it, stoopids!"
Bucko waits to see what the dumb asses do...
Reta's eyes go wide at the sight of the newcomers before they revert into a glare. She pulls out both her blades, looking around for a place to ambush. she pauses a moment to count the horses and then concludes with, She extends only two fingers from her hand so she doesn't drop her weapon.
Velag finds a place to hide himself, then shakes his head at the sudden vanishing, Who him think he be? He not sneaky!, and casts see invisible, then whispers, "Akolite, stay with wolves, shoot other horse after count 10. Badbait, stay close Reta, me leap out and flankie when ready."
He then casts shield of faith, then starts sneaking forward in the grass, readying to cast divine favour when things get closer to his reach.
Bucko activates his flight hex and surges into the sky.....
"Hey stoopids humanses, you wants to bes killeded by goblins!"
"Velags where wizard head ats?"
Bucko lets the rider get close enough to catch both in the area of a glitterdust...
Reta's eyes narrow and she spurs her goblin dog into a charge, heading straight for the horse.
Velag points for Bucko and says, "Him there. Not far, about 10-frogbog tongues. Less good flyer than yous. In fact, me judge him be stoopid with the bad magic.". Velag considers things, then shrugs, Me let Bucko have that fun, then breaks cover, following Reta in an ill-advised charge, but swinging his little blade up at the rider.
Damage: +2 Divine Favour, +3 Judgement
Bucko carefully targets his glitterdust to get the invisible wizard....
Velag sees a spark coming, and does his best to take cover from the blast.