GM Burglar's 4-13 Fortress of the Nail
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mechaedd
Male Bear Burglar 1
So, it turns out he pretty much finished half his "backlog" of work, but didn't document that he did. Apparently, the paperwork was more frustrating than physically running paper around 2 buildings, 3 blocks away from each other. We should be back to a regular schedule. Whenever you guys are ready to bunk up in the given two inn rooms, we'll keep the predetermined plot train a-goin'.
In effect: Male Half-orc Inquisitor 16 | hp -39/130 | Init +10 | AC 28, T 19, FF 23 | CMB +22, CMD 36 | F +16, R +17, W +18 | Prcptn +28 (drkvsn), SM +31 |
Good to read, Burglar.
It looks like Erin should be the diplomat, with KULIK (and maybe Marduk) assisting. However, that appears to run counter to her PC background — she hates the Hellknights, and for good reason — so we should discuss it. KULIK can take the lead, but is not bright (INT 8) and often takes things literally rather than as they are meant.
Thoughts?
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
I can do it, it will just be....interesting, haha.
Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
So is my faction mission to just do the mod?
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
Yeah, I believe that is the way this and the disappeared were set up. With your faction leader being incarcerated and all.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
Don't diss the 8 int. That's actually the average for the party. If we need to lie, I can help out. Otherwise it's better for me to keep my mouth shut.
Male Bear Burglar 1
Marduk Beastblood wrote: So is my faction mission to just do the mod? To succeed at the mod, to be technically accurate. Apparently, Faction diviners can only foresee within the timescale of "one scenario"; Baron Jacquo knows you're gonna fight that Half-Dragon Gelatinous Cube that just HAPPENED to eat Baron MacGuffin, but not what he's going to have for lunch the next day. (Unless it's a multi-day scenario.)
Male Bear Burglar 1
Ashur wrote: Oh, right you are. Herp. Wishful thinking since mastery gives me nothing useful and dominance is amazing. Fixed. I thought about some rogue levels so I could spend my feats on getting all the favored terrains. So, imagine a Rogue 2/Ranger (Guide) 4/Horizon Walker X. MAGICAL.
By the way, Erin, I want to play a Rogue/Ranger/Horizon Walker in RotRL. I won't be able to do a lot of damage until, like, 8th, but oh god the perception and trap scores.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
Yea, that's what I was going to do. Every feat 3rd and on was going to be extra rogue talent for more favored terrains.
Male Bear Burglar 1
Quote: Wait, how would that even work? Well, on the assumption you succeed in the primary mission, you're gonna be able to talk to the paracountess. She's probably seen it before and will most likely be able to commission you a statue depicting how that works.
Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Where do you think Marduk got the idea?
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
I could use a new statue...
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
Seeing how frequently they appear in the adventure paths, I find it odd that I cannot recall seeing a porn statue in PFS yet.
In effect: Male Half-orc Inquisitor 16 | hp -39/130 | Init +10 | AC 28, T 19, FF 23 | CMB +22, CMD 36 | F +16, R +17, W +18 | Prcptn +28 (drkvsn), SM +31 |
You have to reskin those. ;-)
Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
I think they have more room for mature content in APs than in PFS mods.
Male Bear Burglar 1
See, I'd count it as some of those "misc trade goods" like jewelry that can be traded around at full value.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
GM Burglar wrote: See, I'd count it as some of those "misc trade goods" like jewelry that can be traded around at full value. See, now I want to make a character with profession(porn-monger).
Male Bear Burglar 1
See, but you could take take Profession (Merchant) and just be really, really seedy.
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
Yeah, you would have to ask burglar for his special sense "inbreastigation" to pull that one off correctly.
In effect: Male Half-orc Inquisitor 16 | hp -39/130 | Init +10 | AC 28, T 19, FF 23 | CMB +22, CMD 36 | F +16, R +17, W +18 | Prcptn +28 (drkvsn), SM +31 |
Sczarni faction. "It's just business."
Male Bear Burglar 1
Hey, my gunslinger successfully saved the hot babe before everyone else, thanks to that "special sense."
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
This I want to hear. It sounds as interesting as my friends new definition for "gather information."
Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Bah, I guess this one is up to you guys.
I can't justify Marduk trying to intimidate the woman that just dominated him.
Male Bear Burglar 1
Playing Shadows Last Stand, Part 1 at Dragon*con 2011 (I think). DM passed around an Init/Perception/Sense Motive tracker. My 7 Cha Gunslinger was a "ladies man," so I wrote down "Inbreastigation." Later, there's some people with bags over there heads that are gonna suffocate.
Me: "Are any of them ladies?"
DM: You're not sure at a glance.
Me: But I've got Inbreastigation!
DM: Oh. *Looks at sheet* The one in the middle is a lady.
Me: Yes! Saving her first!
Note, Marduk, Intimidate in this case isn't "I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU." It can actually be on-par with the dialogue you've already made to her. I.e. things that make you look beefy/manly/overpowering to impress them with your strength.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
That is priceless. I may steal that...
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
+7 diplomacy mod for the win.....lmao.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
Erin can be very persuasive.
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
Apparently, but I would figure she is a lot more comfortable doing it with a blade in hand.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
True, but what doesn't that apply to? :)
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
Wow, talk us all the way through the fortress and when stuff gets hairy the trust disappears.....ouch guys... :(
Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
Well he's a victim of the Hellknights, one would think you would want him freed despite his incompetence.
Male Bear Burglar 1
Especially with that Indomitable Cayden faith, nyuk nyuk nyuk.
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
The funny thing is I am trying to get him out of here, with his life intact, and you guys are making it much harder.....the trust...haha.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
Well stop being so good at lying to people. I believe that you want him to stay here.
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
I still think it is funny you think Erin would leave a guy in a Hellknight prison. Lol.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
Maybe for the sake of irony?
In effect: Male Half-orc Inquisitor 16 | hp -39/130 | Init +10 | AC 28, T 19, FF 23 | CMB +22, CMD 36 | F +16, R +17, W +18 | Prcptn +28 (drkvsn), SM +31 |
I, for one, am marvelously amused that KULIK is the most subtle of the Brutes. :-D
Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
In effect: Male Half-orc Inquisitor 16 | hp -39/130 | Init +10 | AC 28, T 19, FF 23 | CMB +22, CMD 36 | F +16, R +17, W +18 | Prcptn +28 (drkvsn), SM +31 |
(see also: tallest midget) :-D
Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
I suspect that first encounter is a good example of how all of our fights are going to be. Let's just be sure to choose targets better next time.
Raging Tiefling Ranger(Guide) 4/Barbarian 2/Horizon Walker 3 (HP: 92/96 ; AC:28/24, T:13, FF:24; Fort:+14 Ref:+10 Will:+5 (+1 versus poisons, disease, fear, and confusion); Init+2; Perception+13(Barkskin)
You mean I walk up, get focused down, retreat and everyone else mops up?
Male Half-Orc Sorcerer/Barbarian 17 | HP 134/184 (150 stoneskin, 0 temps) | AC 17 (22) T 11 FF 16 (21) | CMB +20, CMD 39 | F: +20 (22), R: +13 (15), W: +15 (17) | Init: +1 | Perc: +19 (21), SM: +0 (2) | Speed 40ft (50ft) | Active conditions: A bunch.
Male Bear Burglar 1
In effect: Male Half-orc Inquisitor 16 | hp -39/130 | Init +10 | AC 28, T 19, FF 23 | CMB +22, CMD 36 | F +16, R +17, W +18 | Prcptn +28 (drkvsn), SM +31 |
That's always frustrating. >:-(
Just got 4-18 last night, but haven't yet read it.
Male Bear Burglar 1
You know you're in for a treat when they reference a book even MORE random than the Tome of Horrors.
Female Human Rogue 10 (hp 82/82) | F +7 R +11 W +9 | AC 24 T 15 FF 24 CMD 27
Is it bad that I got that feeling as soon as I saw the picture you put up?
Male Bear Burglar 1
No, it's supposed to give that effect. You should have seen Jander trying to cast in Hell, it was delightful.
Sidenote: Jander is a Sarenite Aasimar NG Cleric who keeps my local Thursday PFS table alive on numerous occasions. This "keeps them alive" thing often excludes the 10 Con Dragon Disciple, but that was just because that's a hilariously bad but justified concept. 8 Wisdom, interpreted as "almost suicidally vindictive Sczarni." It's great.
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