DM Salsa Presents: The Jade Regent (Inactive)

Game Master AdamWarnock

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Soli is silent for a long moment as she ponders Emi's statement. Then, she turns to Buttersnips and kneels down to look the fey in the eyes. She smiles, but the smile is tinged with sadness.

"Buttersnips? Out of everything in the whole wide world, what do you like to do the most? What makes you happiest?"


Half-Orc Alchemist Chirurgeon 3 | HP 2/25 | AC 16/12/14 | F+5, R+6, W+4 | Perc +8, Darkvision 60ft | Init +2 | Move: 30ft. , Hero Points: 1
Daily Alchemy:
Bombs: 3/5; Extracts 1st Level: 3/4

Jerukh stands listening, then his brow furrows as he hears the interplay.

The augmented alchemist gruffly adds his own wisdom from his post:

"The wickness of some umírající (fey) makes them happy. This much I know... I say again ware her words..."


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>:D

"Oh!Iliketomakeart!Sculpturestha-" she begins to say but then cuts herself off.

"I love to make sculptures that look alive, as if they are frozen in time," she says, slowing her words down to an almost normal persons speaking rate.


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"Don't worry...I am," Soli murmurs in reply to Jerukh as Buttersnips speaks of life-like sculptures. Then she looks the fey in eyes.

"Sculptures, frozen in time. Life-like...because you start your work while your subjects are still alive, don't you? Don't try to lie to me either - I got a glimpse inside your heart. I saw what you do," she says slowly, her tone one of sadness mixed with something that might actually be anger. "It's not beautiful at all. It's...it's a mockery of beauty. Ugly."

Soli carefully climbs to her feet once more and gives the rest of the group a resigned look. "I saw what I saw. But I wanted...no, needed, to hear it from her first. I don't think there's anything in there that can be saved."
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Sorry, didn't mean to draw this little interrogation out for so long. Depending on what everyone else has to say/do, we should hopefully be ready to move on...Soli basically is.


Half-Orc Alchemist Chirurgeon 3 | HP 2/25 | AC 16/12/14 | F+5, R+6, W+4 | Perc +8, Darkvision 60ft | Init +2 | Move: 30ft. , Hero Points: 1
Daily Alchemy:
Bombs: 3/5; Extracts 1st Level: 3/4

No it was cool - actually accentuated the hidden malevolence of the fey more...

As he hears Soliana tell that the fey actually tortured things and makes art and trophies of them, the brute alchemist growls in pain and anger;

"Torture... So much pain... All to appease a creature's evil whims... It is against everything we hold dear..."


HP 19/30 | AC 17 (t16/ff11) | F +5, R +4, W +4* | Perception +1 (lowlight vision), +3 initiative | hero points: 3 | active effects: --

Emi listens uncomfortably to all the talk of fey and their wickedness.

I wonder what they would all think of me if they knew I was connected somehow to the first world, that I might even have the blood of faeries in my veins... I can’t hardly defend this wicked creature though...

”Do vhat needs to be done...” she offers with grim resolution, before sheepishly adding, ”but remember that not all fey are vicked...”


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As it becomes clear that her survival is at stake, Buttersnips begins to struggle against her bonds.

"Nononononono!Icanchange!Icanbegood!Ipromise!"


Female Ulfen Human Holy Knight 1 | HP: 13/13 | AC: 17 (T: 12, F: 15) | CMB: +4, CMD: 16 | F: +4, R: +2, W: +1 | Init: +2 | Perc: +0, SM: -1 | Speed 30'

Oh Cayden's balls, now she's going to say whatever she thinks will save her life.

Vigny closes her eyes for a moment and sighs. Then she kneels down to look closely into the fey woman's eyes.

"Why could we ever believe you? You're life is at stake right now. But as soon as it wasn't anymore, what would really change? You're asking us to bet the lives of the people who cross your path in the future that you would be different. How can we do that?"

Vigny clenches her jaw, looking for determination.

"Soli knows what you've done. You've heard how many people do what you're doing now? People who begged you not to butcher them while you did the horrible things you call 'art' to them. You never stopped did you? What did they say to you? What did you think and feel when they pleaded? Tell me. I want to know."


HP 19/30 | AC 17 (t16/ff11) | F +5, R +4, W +4* | Perception +1 (lowlight vision), +3 initiative | hero points: 3 | active effects: --

talking to it is a mistake... I can't watch this...

"I vill stand guard outside," Emi announces as she steps out the door, "in case anything else comes for us... try not to take too long... ve need to keep mofing."


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Buttersnips quickly goes from begging to hurling curses and spitting venom back at the companions.

I'm assuming that you're going to end her life. If so, please roll a coup de grace.


Female Ulfen Human Holy Knight 1 | HP: 13/13 | AC: 17 (T: 12, F: 15) | CMB: +4, CMD: 16 | F: +4, R: +2, W: +1 | Init: +2 | Perc: +0, SM: -1 | Speed 30'

Vigny stands back up and sighs again. "I was hoping for something else."

She takes her sword in both hands and drives it through the fey woman's chest.

Coup de Grace Damage: 1d8 + 4 + 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 + (7) + 4 = 18


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With a final gasp, Buttersnips falls silent.

Okay, where to now? By the way, there's still mist about obscuring your vision.


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Soli watches the execution without a word. Though she knew that, ultimately, they'd made the right decision, that knowledge was little comfort when faced with the grim reality of life outside her own small world.

This is how things are like out here, sometimes. And maybe one day you'll have to be the one to finish things. Can you do that, Soli?

She kneels down and carefully closes the little fey's eyes and folds her arms across her chest. If she notices any of her companions looking at her strangely, she responds, "I...I know it's stupid, but wicked or not, it still makes me sad. She...she liked to create. To make things. And I wonder what she could've made, if she'd been born differently or had been raised with kindness and compassion. That's all."

With a sigh, she climbs to her feet and turns her attention to the more immediate issues at hand. "Now where to? I don't like the idea of running around with all this mist still hanging about but we can't just stay here, either. That Muhtildah will be back, I'm sure of it."


Female Ulfen Human Holy Knight 1 | HP: 13/13 | AC: 17 (T: 12, F: 15) | CMB: +4, CMD: 16 | F: +4, R: +2, W: +1 | Init: +2 | Perc: +0, SM: -1 | Speed 30'

Once it's clear the fey woman is dead, Vigny is eager to move on to something more pleasant, which would be almost anything else.

"With the mist so thick, we should be able to go right up to the bluff the castle's on without being seen from the walls. Maybe we should go look for that secret passage? Might as well use the mist if we're going to be stuck in it."


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"Sounds like a good enough plan to me," Soli agrees. "May as well try to make the most work for us...good thinking, Vigny!" she beams at her companion.


HP 19/30 | AC 17 (t16/ff11) | F +5, R +4, W +4* | Perception +1 (lowlight vision), +3 initiative | hero points: 3 | active effects: --

"Yes, vell done Figny," Emi answers from somewhere nearby. "Ve'll hafe to stay pretty close together though... who vants to go first?"


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Randall Cupshot:

You wake up slung over some brute's shoulder with little memory of how you got there. To your left, about where your waist is, you hear a gruff, rumbling voice muttering curses and complaints to itself.

"Bugwort get this. Bugwort fetch that. Muhtildah hungry Bugwort, get Muhtildah somefin' to munch an' crunch," it says before going into another overly-long, obscene, and disconcertingly childish curse. All around you, there are just buildings shrouded in mist.

As you set out, you hear the crunch of heavy footfalls on the dry leaves that have begun falling from the trees. Over this steady rhythm you can hear someone murmuring in a deep, growling basso voice.


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Soli instantly freezes at the sound of footsteps and strains her ears and eyes to figure out where it comes from.

Perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (8) + 6 = 14

"Hsst! Do you hear that? Where's it coming from?"


Female Ulfen Human Holy Knight 1 | HP: 13/13 | AC: 17 (T: 12, F: 15) | CMB: +4, CMD: 16 | F: +4, R: +2, W: +1 | Init: +2 | Perc: +0, SM: -1 | Speed 30'

Vigny stops when Soli stops. She listens, then answers "Dunno. Forward?"

She waves her arm vaguely in the direction they are facing.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11


Half-Orc Alchemist Chirurgeon 3 | HP 2/25 | AC 16/12/14 | F+5, R+6, W+4 | Perc +8, Darkvision 60ft | Init +2 | Move: 30ft. , Hero Points: 1
Daily Alchemy:
Bombs: 3/5; Extracts 1st Level: 3/4

Jerukh glowers at the distant sound, trying to discern their nature;

Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15

The alchemist hefts his cudgel as he follows Vigny...


Male Azata-blooded aasimar Bard 3 arrowsong minstrel HP:20/25, percept +7, fort:2, ref:6, will:3, ac:18 To:14 FF:14 hero pt:1 Active:inspire courage (+1+1)(2 rounds used)

worst hangover ever:
Curses....I've had rough nights of drinking before, but this one takes the cake. Where in blazes am I? And who is this brute?


HP 19/30 | AC 17 (t16/ff11) | F +5, R +4, W +4* | Perception +1 (lowlight vision), +3 initiative | hero points: 3 | active effects: --

Unsure how to proceed, and unconvinced that "Dunno. Forward?" was sufficient for a plan, Emi decides to put her feminine charm to work...

"Vhat a handsome foice I hear!" she calls out into the mist, "Vhere are you? Come here so I can see vhat you look like, and so you can see vhat I look like..."


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Randal:

Just as you're wondering how you got here, you hear the enticing voice of a woman. The brute carrying you stops and scratches his head, his incessant mutterings coming to a sudden stop.

"Pretty voice think Bugwort h-han-handsome," he asks into the mist as he tentatively heads in the direction of the voice.

"Pretty voice think Bugwort h-han-handsome," the voice asks as it draws closer.


HP 19/30 | AC 17 (t16/ff11) | F +5, R +4, W +4* | Perception +1 (lowlight vision), +3 initiative | hero points: 3 | active effects: --

Bugwort?!? rahat*...
'rahat' is Varisian (Romanian) for a word that can't be repeated in polite company (or through the forum censors)

"Vith a name like that you must be handsome," Emi calls back, "follow my foice so I can see just how handsome... and so you can see how beautiful I am..."

well, this seems necessary at this point... for the first part, no need to bluff on the last bit- I definitely believe I'm beautiful ;)
bluff: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26


Female Ulfen Human Holy Knight 1 | HP: 13/13 | AC: 17 (T: 12, F: 15) | CMB: +4, CMD: 16 | F: +4, R: +2, W: +1 | Init: +2 | Perc: +0, SM: -1 | Speed 30'

Vigny stifles a giggle, Emi's plan is so silly. But it seems to be working....

She readies herself for Bugwort's(!) arrival, keeping her longsword in both her hands. She doubts she'd be able to see well enough to block anything with her tankard anyway.


Half-Orc Alchemist Chirurgeon 3 | HP 2/25 | AC 16/12/14 | F+5, R+6, W+4 | Perc +8, Darkvision 60ft | Init +2 | Move: 30ft. , Hero Points: 1
Daily Alchemy:
Bombs: 3/5; Extracts 1st Level: 3/4

Jerukh shakes his head at Emi's attempt to beguile what is likely another brutish rogrpříbuzní...

He too readies his darkwood cudgel for when "Bugwort" draws close enough...

Salsa - am presuming that Jerukh's mutagen is no longer in effect?


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This is going to be a quick fight anyway, I'm going to be merciful and say that it is still in effect, but will be out after this fight. Going to give Randal a little longer to respond.


Male Azata-blooded aasimar Bard 3 arrowsong minstrel HP:20/25, percept +7, fort:2, ref:6, will:3, ac:18 To:14 FF:14 hero pt:1 Active:inspire courage (+1+1)(2 rounds used)

Randals plan was to wait until the brute stops to try to catch him off guard.


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Soli shakes her head but doesn't object to Emi's plan. As the other voice grows closer, she readies her glaive and waits...


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Well, that settles that.

It doesn't take long for Bugwort to find Emi's alluring voice. He comes to a stop and scratches his head in confusion as he slow points to each of the four women, oblivious to the weapons pointed at him.

"Which one o' ya is de pretty voice," he asks after a rather long moment.


HP 19/30 | AC 17 (t16/ff11) | F +5, R +4, W +4* | Perception +1 (lowlight vision), +3 initiative | hero points: 3 | active effects: --

Uhh... any kind of description on Bugwort at all? Like race, size, color... any weapons or armor, or big pointy teeth? OOC I assume he's carrying a possibly unconscious Randal but I don't really know what he looks like either (or whether he's armed/armored)...

"You cannot tell from looking at us?" Emi answers coyly.


Male Azata-blooded aasimar Bard 3 arrowsong minstrel HP:20/25, percept +7, fort:2, ref:6, will:3, ac:18 To:14 FF:14 hero pt:1 Active:inspire courage (+1+1)(2 rounds used)

Emboldened by the new voices added to this already muddled puzzle, Randal seizes the opportunity,

'Help! This fiend has taken me prisoner! he yells, while struggling against his captor.

escape artist: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 18


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Sorry, the GM suffered an ID-10T error.

Bugwort, as it turns out, bears an uncanny resemblance to the recently fled Muhtildah, save that his face, and the rest of him, is covered in warts. He stands nearly eight feet tall and is much more bulky than the other ogrekin was. He's clothed in a hodge-podge of rags and scraps of leather held together with twine and rope. He blinks his dull, beady eyes as he turns around at Randal's voice.

"Huh? Who's dere?"

Randal almost falls on his face as he gets out of the ogrekin's reach. The brute is none to bright and seems to have forgotten that he was carrying him on his shoulder.

And readied actions can go off, He's not smart, so you win initiative and have the surprise round. Have fun.


HP 19/30 | AC 17 (t16/ff11) | F +5, R +4, W +4* | Perception +1 (lowlight vision), +3 initiative | hero points: 3 | active effects: --

what a shame... the poor dolt is almost too dumb to kill, but if any smarter ogrekin happen by he'll quickly be reminded that we're his... enemies, or food, or whatever...

surprise round
As her companions begin to unleash their attacks against the witless hulk, Emi gracefully moves around behind him while readying her bladed scarf. providing a flank for someone...

top of the first round (assuming he's still up)
After the opening barrage of attacks, Emi reaches out to touch the confused ogrekin, hoping to send him into a fit of uncontrollable laughter...
touch attack vs FF, flank: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 5 + 2 = 8
wow... that was probably the only way I possibly could have missed that.


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Female Ulfen Human Holy Knight 1 | HP: 13/13 | AC: 17 (T: 12, F: 15) | CMB: +4, CMD: 16 | F: +4, R: +2, W: +1 | Init: +2 | Perc: +0, SM: -1 | Speed 30'

"Wasn't my voice."

Vigny goes after the big creep's stomach with a roundhouse swing of her longsword.

Attack (Power Attack): 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (19) + 7 - 1 = 25

Damage: 1d8 + 4 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 4 + 3 = 12

Crit? 1d20 + 7 - 1 ⇒ (20) + 7 - 1 = 26

Crit Damage: 1d8 + 4 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 3 = 15


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Male Azata-blooded aasimar Bard 3 arrowsong minstrel HP:20/25, percept +7, fort:2, ref:6, will:3, ac:18 To:14 FF:14 hero pt:1 Active:inspire courage (+1+1)(2 rounds used)

As he tries to get his bearings and take in the confusing surroundings, Randal seems ready to spring to his feet and arm himself.

But, events unfold quickly as one beautiful woman dances her way around his former assailant and another beautiful woman steps up and slashes the ogrekin viciously.

"I must be dreaming," he muses, "for there could be no better way to be rescued....."


Half-Orc Alchemist Chirurgeon 3 | HP 2/25 | AC 16/12/14 | F+5, R+6, W+4 | Perc +8, Darkvision 60ft | Init +2 | Move: 30ft. , Hero Points: 1
Daily Alchemy:
Bombs: 3/5; Extracts 1st Level: 3/4

@Vigny: Oofft! Nasty!

Surprise Round Effects/Buffs: Mutagen: +4 STR, +2 AC (30 minutes duration)

As the brute does not suspect the imminent attack, Jerukh shifts forward engaging the monster;

30ft Move

Round 1 Effects/Buffs: Mutagen: +4 STR, +2 AC (30 minutes duration)

As Vigny brings her blade to bear with vicious effect, the mutagenially enhanced alchemist follows up with his own cudgel;

Melee: MW Club: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 22
Damage: Club (+Mutagen): 1d6 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8


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"Um, sorry - but we can't let you do whatever you were about to do to that man," Soli offers apologetically as she too attempts to slash at the ogrekin with her glaive...

Glaive: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Damage: 1d10 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

...but misses soundly, apparently too slow or good-natured to make effective use of an ambush...


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"Ow! Quit it! That hurts," the dimwitted brute says before snarling and turning green and ripping the rags about his arms and chest. Strangely the rags around his legs turn purple as well.

"I! Sed! STAHP!"

1-Emi, 2-Vigny, 3-Randal, 4-Jerukh, 5-Soli: 1d5 ⇒ 4

Turning and glaring at Jerukh he raises one meaty fist and takes a swing at the cudgel wielding alchemist.

BUGWORT SMASH!: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Jerukh ducks out of the way, but barely has time to recover before another fist comes hurtling for his nose.

BUGWORT SMASH! (again): 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 4 = 9

Once again, Jerukh proves the quicker and dodges the second blow.

Party up again. Randal, feel free to whack him since you have all of your gear.


Male Azata-blooded aasimar Bard 3 arrowsong minstrel HP:20/25, percept +7, fort:2, ref:6, will:3, ac:18 To:14 FF:14 hero pt:1 Active:inspire courage (+1+1)(2 rounds used)

Randal stands and begins a rousing speech about the spectacular defeat of the ogre tribes of the north, as if he himself had witnessed it. Urging his newfound allies to rise to greatness,just as the farmers in the story.

standard action- inspire courage(+1+1)
Move action- stand up


Female Ulfen Human Holy Knight 1 | HP: 13/13 | AC: 17 (T: 12, F: 15) | CMB: +4, CMD: 16 | F: +4, R: +2, W: +1 | Init: +2 | Perc: +0, SM: -1 | Speed 30'

Hm, strange new person sure does have a nice sounding voice... I hope he's not another some kind of fey whatsit.

Vigny continues to press her attack, again working the torso of the big brute.

Attack (Power Attack): 1d20 + 7 + 1 - 1 ⇒ (17) + 7 + 1 - 1 = 24

Damage: 1d8 + 4 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 3 + 1 = 16


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"Uh...is that normal?" Soli gapes as the ogrekin not only changes size but changes color, as well. "It's not some sort of disease is it??" she asks as she swings her glaive again, looking quite concerned.

Glaive vs. Brute: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Damage: 1d10 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6


HP 19/30 | AC 17 (t16/ff11) | F +5, R +4, W +4* | Perception +1 (lowlight vision), +3 initiative | hero points: 3 | active effects: --

Emi frowns a bit as Bugwort flies into a rage and then gets cut deeply by Vigny again. With a huff of resignation her face hardens and she brings her bladed scarf around to slash at the back of its legs.
attack, flank, IC: 1d20 + 7 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 7 + 2 + 1 = 15
for: 1d6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 1 = 7


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With a couple more quick cuts, Bugwort gurgles and begins to sway.

"Bugwort... Sma—*"

With a ponderous thud, he falls face first to the ground.

Combat's over. What do you do now?


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"So...that happened," Soli remarks after a moment of awkward silence. She looks at the man that Bugwort had been hauling around, curious.

I wonder where he came from?

"Are you okay?"


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Male Azata-blooded aasimar Bard 3 arrowsong minstrel HP:20/25, percept +7, fort:2, ref:6, will:3, ac:18 To:14 FF:14 hero pt:1 Active:inspire courage (+1+1)(2 rounds used)

"Well, I think I'm all right," Randal says, looking over himself and his gear.

"It's been an incredible few days, that's for sure."

Taking stock of the strange group, he begins to explain.

"Seveal days ago, whilst minding my own business in Sandpoint, I was approached by 4 men of suspect character. Nathan The Large, Edwin Silvertongue, Joseph The Pale and Gregory The Millstone.

I knew these men to be somewhat unsavoury, but they talked of a map to great riches and I have a soft spot for fortunes." he looks over Bugworts corpse as he continues

"As the men slept two nights ago, I took a look at their packs and found this 'map' to be a bar rag from the Rusty Dragon with a crude drawing of the hills outside the town and an X on it with the phrase 'kill Randal here' next to the it."

"Naturally, I helped myself to a few of their belongings and took my leave, only to make camp last night alone and wake up in the arms of that!.

Then, as if still recovering his wits, he says "I'm so sorry for my manners, after you so galantly rescued me, my name is Randal Cupshot, and I am in your debt."

sorry for the multiple edits. Still on my phone only


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Female Ulfen Human Holy Knight 1 | HP: 13/13 | AC: 17 (T: 12, F: 15) | CMB: +4, CMD: 16 | F: +4, R: +2, W: +1 | Init: +2 | Perc: +0, SM: -1 | Speed 30'

Vigny looks down at the big ogre-ish guy with surprise.

"Huh. The Lucky Drunk must have really not liked him."

When the former captive tells his story, she turns her attention to him.

"Sandpoint? You're from there? So you're not a satyr or some other fey something are you?"

Vigny tries to get a good look at his legs through the fog, to make sure they're not goat or something else not humanoid.


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"Wh...they...actually drew a map marked with the place they'd planned to murder you?" Soli responds, looking incredulous. "Those men were either extremely brave or extremely stupid! If anyone'd seen that map it would've practically been a confession," she adds, shaking her head.

"Um...uh, anyway, I'm glad you were able to get away from them," Soli continues after Vigny's understandable, but still awkward, questions. "You said you came this way from Sandpoint? I don't recognize your name or your voice or your...anything, really. Did you come from Magnimar or somewhere first?"


Male Azata-blooded aasimar Bard 3 arrowsong minstrel HP:20/25, percept +7, fort:2, ref:6, will:3, ac:18 To:14 FF:14 hero pt:1 Active:inspire courage (+1+1)(2 rounds used)

Somewhat confused by the question, Randal pauses before checking the status of his legs and saying "If I were a satyr, would that be good, or bad?"


HP 19/30 | AC 17 (t16/ff11) | F +5, R +4, W +4* | Perception +1 (lowlight vision), +3 initiative | hero points: 3 | active effects: --

Emi giggles as Vigny cranes her neck to examine Randal from the waist down.

she must have been on the road too long to check out his ‘equipment’ so openly...

When Soli questions the man, she smiles. ”No, he is from Sandpoint,” she answers, ”I recognize him from the dragon... he has a gift for telling tales of questionable reliability, and he is not a fery good tipper, but he knows vhat the bottom of a bottle looks like... he probably nefer spent much time at the church...”

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