DM Jelly's Price of Immortality Trilogy (Inactive)

Game Master Jellyroll

Rinse, repeat on 1

somebody owes me a save

The way everyone is crowded in, I'm going to cast on Emil. He seems to be the only one with room to grow. At that point, he'll occupy 2x2 squares. And there he'll stand, grasping his enlarged club... which deals 1d8 damage.

Viorec finishes casting and gestures toward Emil. He takes a step and cranes his neck, trying to see past Devlin and Eve. Catching a glimpse of flailing, dusty bones, Viorec flings a ball of acid at skeleton #6.

ranged touch: 1d20 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (14) + 1 - 4 = 11
damage: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Gorum's left buttock! he curses as the acid narrowly misses Eve but sails past the skeleton.

Oh the futility of firing into melee through cover, even with a touch attack. +4 AC for Mr. Bones, -4 for my attack.

Emil stands ready to receive the warrior blessing that Viorec is about to cast.. finally someone sees my true potential!

Oh bloody hell, where has thy enemy fallen? Not sure whats left as their already dead, Devlin takes a swing at what he thinks is the most animate and still standing one.

Atk:: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Dmg:: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

totally lost track of the battlefield otherwise I'm shadow boxing, plus did anyone get hit this round?

Fool reflexively holds his breath, will the odor be enlarged as well?

"I knew he was an troll! Phew!"

@Devlin, do you have access to the map, link is on top of page?
@Fool,

Emil gets big! So big he hits his head on the ceiling Non Leathal: 1d2 ⇒ 1 (Welcome back.)! Then he remembers to lower his inflated head.

Devlin slices #2, removing multiple ribs this time...

Viorec spews burning green goo at the wall! It sizzles.

#2 Attacks Devlin, Scimitar: 1d20 ⇒ 3Dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Devlin spins away!

#6 Attacks Devlin, Scimitar: 1d20 ⇒ 19Dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Spinning from #2 he ends his pirouette on the end of a broken scimitar!

(Threat)

(Threat)

Good eye Fool, yes #1 has now created an AoO.

I was actually referring to: #6 Attacks Devlin, Scimitar: 1d20 ⇒ 19Dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 5. I missed the aoo, but i cant see the map on my phone.

I was actually referring to: #6 Attacks Devlin, Scimitar: 1d20 ⇒ 19Dmg: 1d6 ⇒ 5. I missed the aoo, but i cant see the map on my phone.

Aha!

Running along the ledge and ducking past the now-hulking Emil - and unfortunately noting the man's odor - Jormel moves to get a position flanking the remaining skeletons. Taking aim at the back of its skull, he loosed another arrow.

Targeting #6
Atk: 1d20 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 4 + 1 = 18
Dmg: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

#6 crumbles in a heap of bludgeoned confusion.

Ouch that hurt. Devlin is able to say before falling to his knees, hands reaching for the wound

...falling to his knees, hands reaching for the wound

Is Devlin down then? Prone, dying, etc?

Seeing his comrade impaled, Vioric moves to clear the pillar and slings a hissing, green blob at Devlin's assailant (skeleton #2).

ranged touch: 1d20 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (19) + 1 - 4 = 16
damage: 1d3 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

No cover for Mr. Bones this time, and if Devlin is in fact down, then I'd drop the -4 from my attack roll. I'm pretty sure it's a hit either way.

#2 falls immobile, sizzling as it lies in a green and off white puddle.

Emil, Fool, Eve and Devlin are 'up'

Eve attacks the last skeleton

Atk: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
damage: 1d10 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

it is hexed, so cackle and cast guidance on Stinky.

Thanks, I'm alive but this damned thing hurts like hell. Nice shot by the way. he says this with a smirk but their is definatly pain behind it.

Emil moves to smash a skeleton with the side of his scimitar- Attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17 for Slash damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

The ultimate, final and last skeleton crumbles to the ground.

What now?

"I think it would be best if we buried the bodies of those here and find out what happened here."

People were sleeping in this room when the undead attacked. Two managed to put up a fight but were ultimately overcome. The two bodies are badly mauled.

Upon a cursory search, you find two backpacks. One of the packs contains a large pillow and two quivers (each containing 10 blunted arrows). The other pack has 2 days’ worth of rations, a full waterskin, and a pair of smokesticks.

know local, perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (20) + 6 = 261d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8

"Ok, why would these friends of the mayor be here? And seriously what is the purpose of this pillow fight? No other sleeping gear, just pillows..."

Perception: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

Emil takes a swig from the waterskin and then hands it off to the rest of the party. You shouldn't sleep so hard in such an evil area. But it is no use telling these lads. Emil points out the obviously dead humans.

perception: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Detect magic and look at the pillow.

"Maybe something is hidden inside the pillows. Who's got a knife? Not that I can imagine why you'd hide something in a pillow."

"Instead of cutting up a nice pillow to check for something, feel the pillow first.
I bet you nothing is inside it."

Perception: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

"Nothing?" Jormel asks as he pulls a knife from his belt. "Or everything?"

He grabs the nearest pillow and cuts through it with his knife, anticipating candy and gold.

There are two doors in this room, one east and one west.

Which shall you choose...the pressure is palpable, virtually felt through these words...

Due to an overwhelming amount of "Dude, what's in the pillows?" PM's I'll address:

In an apparent adrenalin fueled frenzy the team begins molesting the unarmed and partially stained pillows.

Jormel ruthlessly guts one, glory in his expression then depression as he realizes his folly as nothing but goose feathers begin floating around.
Viorec and Eve begin boldly pounding another to no avail.

Sadly these seem to be normal, no frill pillows.

A squirrel laughs in the distance...

"Always go left," as he taps the side of his nose knowingly.

Detect magic and dancing lights, please.

Assuming everyone agrees.
After boldly bashing the skeletons your troupe opens the left (east) door.
The door is easy to open, old and decayed yet does not creak.

This large chamber contains a maze of pillars that obscure the far side of the room. Next to the door is a pile of empty saddlebags and three brooms.

No magic detected.

Map updated

Fail

"Brooms, Why would there be Brooms in a crypt, unless a janitor lived here."

Emil looks at the sandbags and brooms in disgust and moves forward into the room, keeping moving to the right to avoid part of the maze.

Fool picks up a broom and follows Stinky at 15' distance.

"dancing lights and detect magic"=dldm as I expect to be typing it a lot.

DLDM

"A mausoleum for maids? A crypt for chambermaids? A sepulcher for servants!?"

Jormel nudged one of the brooms with his foot, then picked one up for lack of a better idea. He walked up behind the angry swordsman and prodded him in the back with it.

"Hey, Emil, I think you forgot this."

Please move your icons to the appropriate ending positions.

I moved us, but keep in mind we cant move on our phones.

Sure thing.
You're more than welcome to explain to me where you move. N, N, S, S, etc...
I've added a compass to assist in directions.

I double moved my token on the map

All together then? I'm on my phone so I can't do it.

If you can slide me fifteen behind him

Can't see the map anymore. Not sure what happened, but I can only see the compass and the characters. But I'll follow along just behind Emil and irritate him with this broom if someone moves me there.

@ Jormel, you're correct. The map disappeared, one of the joys of sharing an edit-ready file. I'll update shortly.

@ All, while I understand deleting the map was a mistake please move your icons only. Also, there should be no reason why anyone hits delete.

While Emil is bravely walking down the hall he...

Do I hear the Indiana Jones Theme?

"Hey Jormel, what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"