
Argor Constantine |

Argor returns the wand to it's place on his belt, then removes a couple scrolls from their tubes. He holds one to his side and says, "Take this." The unseen servant takes the offered scroll, as Argor removes another and holds it at the ready.
Unseen Servant is carrying an Enlarge Person scroll, Argor is carrying a shield scroll.

Grommuk Breakmarrow |

1 Round on Cleave, 2 Rounds on enlarge person
Grommuk waits patiently for Hrimnagel to return with a report.
If someone wants to zap me with another infernal healing charge while we wait, I won't complain.

Argor Constantine |

I hit u with a second one back in the first room. Should have filled you up by now.

Cladissa Velorryan |

I hit you. I borrowed the wand to use a charge on you while Argor was translating the cloth.

Nyugusk Newblossom |

Seeing the many stuffed behemoths in this room -- and the memory of the others coming to life still fresh in his mind -- Nyugusk decides to quaff his Extract of Unusual Size.
Shuddering at the acrid taste, he starts to feel his skin stretch as he grows to double his size.
Full round: Enlarge Person

DM Jelani |

As Hrimnagel moves into the center of the room he activates another unseen trigger of some kind. Four of the masks lining the walls begin to crack and slough off their outer stony lair. Horrid blackened, bat-winged fiends' heads burst out of them. Tentacles dangle from their chins and scalps, and their fanged mouths hang agape. The four creatures shriek and flutter towards the door to attack.
Begin Round 1
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For every 5 you beat the DC by you can choose one of the following tidbits to know.
*Kiss (Su)
A vargouille can kiss a helpless target by making a successful melee touch attack (this provokes attacks of opportunity). A kissed opponent must succeed on a DC 16 Fortitude save or begin a terrible transformation that changes the creature into a vargouille within 24 hours (and often much sooner; roll 1d6 separately for each phase of the transformation). First, over a period of 1d6 hours, all the victim's hair falls out. Within another 1d6 hours thereafter, the ears grow into leathery wings, tentacles sprout on the chin and scalp, and the teeth become long, pointed fangs. During the next 1d6 hours, the victim takes Intelligence drain and Charisma drain equal to 1 point per hour (to a minimum of 3). The transformation is complete 1d6 hours thereafter, when the victim's head breaks free of the body (which promptly dies) and becomes a vargouille. This transformation's progress is paused by sunlight or any light spell of 3rd level or higher, but stopping the transformation requires remove disease or a similar effect. The transformation is a disease effect. The save DC is Constitution-based and includes a +4 racial bonus.
*Poison (Su)
Bite—injury; save Fort DC 12; frequency once; effect damage caused by bite can only be healed with magic if the spellcaster succeeds on a DC 20 caster level check; cure 1 save. The save DC is Constitution-based.
*Shriek (Su)
Instead of biting, a vargouille can open its distended mouth to shriek. Those within 60 feet (except other vargouilles) who hear the shriek and can clearly see the creature must succeed on a DC 12 Fortitude save or be paralyzed for 2d4 rounds or until the monster attacks them, goes out of range, or leaves their sight. A creature that successfully saves cannot be affected again by the same vargouille's shriek for 24 hours. The save DC is Constitution-based.
Hrimnagel: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Cladissa: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Argor: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Grommuk: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20
Nyugusk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19
Monster: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
Monster: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
Monster: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 1 = 10
Monster: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17
Initiative
Party 14
Vargouilles 9.5
You guys are up first.

Argor Constantine |

Knowledge (Planes): 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28
Just getting this out of the way, since I forgot last time. I won't act on the information until I can manage to wiggle my way into sight of them. Also, quit stealing my monsters, Jelani. :-P

Grommuk Breakmarrow |

We should swap characters between games for just this occasion. So, Thron's the GM, we all get 1000000 XP and 2 copper. Argor owns a slave mine on another planet's moon, and Grommuk discovers the long lost art of s#@*ting rotisserie chickens.

Nyugusk Newblossom |

Jelani, did my Enlarge go off before Round 1, or is that my Round 1 action?
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And yeah, I did a doubletake to see both Jelani and Thron describing this weird monster I've never heard of twice in the same night in two different games.

DM Jelani |

Jelani, did my Enlarge go off before Round 1, or is that my Round 1 action?
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And yeah, I did a doubletake to see both Jelani and Thron describing this weird monster I've never heard of twice in the same night in two different games.
Bee fur round 1.

Nyugusk Newblossom |

Round 1
Nyugusk ducks sidewise through the door and bounds in 3 big step up to the first bat-thing.
When Hrimnagel reveals himself, Nyugusk takes advantage of the momentary distraction. He opens his maw wide enough to fit a mastiff, he grinds it between his tusks and then spits it back out.
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Move: to flank green with Hrim
Stnd: Bite green
Bite: 1d20 + 7 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 7 - 2 + 2 = 25 (1 BAB +6 STR -2 sickened +2 flanking)
Damage: 1d8 + 7 - 2 + 1d6 ⇒ (7) + 7 - 2 + (5) = 17

Argor Constantine |

Argor takes a step to Cladissa's side along the opposite wall, and begins the practiced motions of a summoning spell.
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5' step NW, begin casting Summon Monster I.

Cladissa Velorryan |

Nervously, Cladissa moves into the space the enlarged Nyugusk vacated, peering into the room. Grommuk! On your left! Get that one! she shouts, while giving it the Evil Eye, lowering its defenses.
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Move to just outside the door, where Nygusk used to be. Evil Eye on red.
Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8 Fail. -2 to AC for 7 rounds.

Grommuk Breakmarrow |

Grommuk strides into the room and waits, clenching a fist and waiting for one of the strange creatures to approach.
Stepping just inside the door and readying an attack for the red one when it attacks Grommuk. This way, one will provoke an AoO when it attacks as well.
Grommuk only has 1 more round of enlarge, Cleave goes away.
Power Attack: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 6 - 2 = 11
> Damage: 3d6 + 13 - 2 ⇒ (3, 3, 1) + 13 - 2 = 18

DM Jelani |

Round 1
Hrimnagel tries to stay unseen until his companions enter the room. He moves toward a wall, so he can flank with with one of his large friends.
Nyugusk ducks sidewise through the door and bounds in 3 big step up to the first bat-thing.
When Hrimnagel reveals himself, Nyugusk takes advantage of the momentary distraction. He opens his maw wide enough to fit a mastiff, he grinds it between his tusks and then spits it back out.
Argor takes a step to Cladissa's side along the opposite wall, and begins the practiced motions of a summoning spell.
Nervously, Cladissa moves into the space the enlarged Nyugusk vacated, peering into the room. "Grommuk! On your left! Get that one!" she shouts, while giving it the Evil Eye, lowering its defenses.
Grommuk strides into the room and waits, clenching a fist and waiting for one of the strange creatures to approach.
Three of the fiends advance on Grommuk, while the fourth opens its mouth for an unearthly shriek.
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Cladissa, needed to move you further to get LoS.
Gromm AOO: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (9) + 6 - 2 = 13
Everyone give me a DC 12 fort save or be paralyzed for 2d4 ⇒ (3, 4) = 7 rounds. No time to finish update right now. I'll roll for those who haven't rolled yet when I have time to finish. The save outcomes will affect what the other three do to Gromm.

Argor Constantine |

Fort: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18

Nyugusk Newblossom |

Fort: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
Oy, LOL! I feel that having 3/5 of us (including both frontliners) down for 7 rounds might be courting a TPK, so I'm going to spend my first Hero Point to add +4 to my roll.
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That leaves me with 2, yes?

DM Jelani |

The three vargouilles on Grommuk attempt to kiss the massive orc after he freezes in place. All three of the fiends molest the helpless orc, shoving their vile purple tongues into his mouth and throat in a horridly disgusting mockery of a lover's passion. Grommuk's paralyzed throat muscles struggle not to choke on their viscous saliva, but some of it leaks down into his stomach despite his best efforts.
End of Round 1
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Begin Round 2
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Nyugusk - It's only paralyzed until attacked by green. Also, you have 1 hero point left. You get one per level to a cap of 3 points maximum, unless you take feats to expand it.
Argor - You can't clearly see green, so aren't affected by the shriek. My bad. Doesn't really matter since you made the save, but yeah.
Kiss attack! (touch): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12
Kiss attack! (touch): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Kiss attack! (touch): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8
Grommuk fort save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13 Fail
Grommuk fort save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21 Pass
Grommuk fort save: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13 Fail
Hours: 1d6 ⇒ 5
Grommuk, there's something disease-like wrong with you now. All your hair falls out over the next 5 hours.
Grommuk's first kiss?
Unfortunately, Argor hasn't elaborated on his knowledge (planes) roll, so only he knows that if you kill green and don't let it attack Grommuk and Cladissa they will be paralyzed for the whole duration.
Y'all are up for round 2. Green is quite near death (2 HP) and red has its AC lowered.

Argor Constantine |

From above and behind Nyugusk, the melodious cry of a celestial eagle cries out as it appears through a brief tear between planes. It surges forth at the nearest fiend and attacks, but fails to make contact.
Argor then recites the magic from his scroll, bolstering his defenses once more and calls out, "Kill the one that screamed! And do not let them kiss you!"
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Eagle summoned to Q15...Move: T15, Standard: Bite Attack Green
1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7
Argor: cast Shield from scroll, 1 min duration. Take scroll of Enlarge Person from servant.
N Small animal
Init +2; Senses low-light vision; Perception +10
DEFENSE
AC 14, touch 13, flat-footed 12 (+2 Dex, +1 natural, +1 size)
hp 7 (1d8+1+2)
Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +2
OFFENSE
Speed 10 ft., fly 80 ft. (average)
Melee 2 talons +3 (1d4+2), bite +3 (1d4+2)
STATISTICS
Str 14, Dex 15, Con 16, Int 2, Wis 15, Cha 7
Base Atk +0; CMB –1; CMD 11
Feats Weapon Finesse
Skills Fly +8, Perception +10; Racial Modifiers +8 Perception

Nyugusk Newblossom |

Round 2
Nyugusk -- clearly relishing his new size and the thrill of letting loose -- laughs heartily at Argor's warning, replying, "It's alright, Argor, they're not really my type."
Dodging Hrimnagel's acid makes the fiend in front of him vulnerable, and Nyugusk takes full advantage of it, shredding it to a bloody pulp with one swipe. Without slowing, he steps to his left, attacking the nearest one assailing Gromm with tusk and claw. With his massive, clawed paw he holds the bloody vargouille down against the floor.
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Full: hit green w/claw 1.
5' step SE.
hit orange w/claw 2 + free grab & reposition it to R16 (creating a flank with Clarissa).
miss it with bite.
Claw: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 7 - 2 = 18 (1 BAB +7 STR -1 size -2 sickened)
Damage: 1d6 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 7 - 2 = 7
Claw: 1d20 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (12) + 7 - 2 = 17
Damage: 1d6 + 7 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 7 - 2 = 8
Grab: 1d20 + 13 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 13 - 2 = 25
Bite: 1d20 + 7 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 7 - 2 + 2 = 11
AC 22 T 11 FF 20
STR 24 (18+4(mutagen)+2(enlarge))
CMB +9 (+13 to grab)
CMD 21[/ooc]
AoO Bite: 1d20 + 7d6d6d1d8 + 7 ⇒ (10) + (1, 8, 6, 8, 5, 8, 7, 7, 7, 6, 2, 4, 2, 1, 3, 2, 8, 6, 2, 2, 4, 6, 3, 6, 2, 3, 5, 8, 4, 5, 7, 5, 1, 6, 1, 8, 3, 5, 3, 3, 2, 7, 6, 1, 5, 1, 1, 6, 8, 8, 7, 3, 6, 6, 6, 2, 4, 8, 8, 7, 2, 2, 4, 2, 3, 2, 5, 3, 4, 3, 3, 8, 2, 4, 3, 7, 1, 8, 1, 5, 6, 7, 8, 8, 4, 3, 7, 4, 5, 3, 6, 3, 1) + 7 = 439

Cladissa Velorryan |

I think that means I'm no longer paralyzed?
The creature's scream had froze Cladissa in place, leaving nothing but terror and her heart beating loudly in her chest as the others descended upon Grommuk. But after Nyugusk's claws rent one apart, she finds herself moving again, with one directly in front of her. She lets her crossbow clatter on the ground while reaching for her dagger. She uses her weapon to hold it at bay, but she still relies on her hexes.
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Round 2
Free action: drop crossbow.
Move: draw dagger
Standard, Evil Eye hex -2 to attack. Will DC 15: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21 Succeeds, -2 to attack for 1 round

Grommuk Breakmarrow |

If I can act this turn:
Grommuk hacks and sputters as the paralysis lifts. He manages to clamp his teeth down on the tongue of an overambitious vargouille, holding it in place long enough to wrap his fingers around it and squeeze until it begins oozing through his fingers like jelly. The massive orc then shrinks down to normal size.
Power Attack: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 6 - 2 = 18
Damage: 3d6 + 13 - 2 ⇒ (3, 5, 2) + 13 - 2 = 21
If not:
Grommuk hacks and sputters a bit before shrinking back down to normal size.

DM Jelani |

Round 2
From above and behind Nyugusk, the melodious cry of a celestial eagle rings out as it appears through a brief tear between planes. It surges forth at the nearest fiend and attacks, but fails to make contact.
Argor then recites the magic from his scroll, bolstering his defenses once more and calls out, "Kill the one that screamed! And do not let them kiss you!"
"Help Gromm! I got this one!" Hrimnagel says, stepping back. He flings his hands out with a short prayer to Count Renalc and a glob of acid shoots past the vargouille to nearly hit Nyugusk. Hrimnagel winces looking apologetic.
Nyugusk -- clearly relishing his new size and the thrill of letting loose -- laughs heartily at Argor's warning, replying, "It's alright, Argor, they're not really my type."
Dodging Hrimnagel's acid makes the fiend in front of him vulnerable, and Nyugusk takes full advantage of it, shredding it to a bloody pulp with one swipe. Without slowing, he steps to his left, attacking the nearest one assailing Gromm with tusk and claw. With his massive, clawed paw he holds the bloody vargouille down against the floor.
The creature's scream had froze Cladissa in place, leaving nothing but terror and her heart beating loudly in her chest as the others descended upon Grommuk. But after Nyugusk's claws rent one apart, she finds herself moving again, with one directly in front of her. She lets her crossbow clatter on the ground while reaching for her dagger. She uses her weapon to hold it at bay, but she still relies on her hexes.
Grommuk hacks and sputters as the paralysis lifts. He manages to clamp his teeth down on the tongue of an overambitious vargouille, holding it in place long enough to wrap his fingers around it and squeeze until it begins oozing through his fingers like jelly. The massive orc then shrinks down to normal size.
The two remaining fiends shriek in a manner similar to their companion a moment before. Nyugusk, Cladissa, Hrimnagel and Grommuk feel their muscles go rigid once again.
End of Round 2
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Where are you getting the free reposition Nyugusk? I can't find anything on your character that gives that. The only thing I can come up with is "If you successfully grapple a creature that is not adjacent to you, move that creature to an adjacent open space (if no space is available, your grapple fails)."
However, if that's your justification I'm going to say you have to put them in the closest available adjacent space. Otherwise the reposition maneuver, and the ability to move someone on your second successful grapple check become totally pointless. Good news is you still hit without a flank.
The little red dots in the bottom right corner of their icons mean they are evil eyed. Red diamond is grappled. Red circle is paralyzed.
Saves:
Hrimnagel: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Cladissa: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11
Grommuk: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11
Nyugusk: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Eagle: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Everyone except Argor and the eagle are paralyzed for 2d4 ⇒ (4, 4) = 8 rounds! Yay..... (~_~)*

Argor Constantine |

The eagle wheels around, it's target defeated, and charges another of the fiends. It's beak finds purchase this time, shredding into the fiend's wing.
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Eagle move to above Nyugusk at T17, and attack with a charge the orange one.
Bite vs Orange: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 3 + 2 = 21
Damage: 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Argor then strides into the room, and seeing all his allies unmoving, sighs to himself. He goes through the gestures of a spell, while collecting some colored sand from his components. He then flings it out in an arc, a wave of color waving over all on the right flank, avoiding Grommuk the best he can.
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Argor moves to R16, then casts Color Spray to his right. I believe that will hit all the bad guys, and possibly Grommuk depending where he shrinks down into, but hopefully not. DC 18
Will Save Crimson: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Will Save Orange: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

DM Jelani |

I'd save your hero points guys. These things aren't going to be able to kill you. Worst case scenario, you all get kissed before they get killed. But that's a longer term problem that can be fixed with a spell.
The varg's only have 3 HD, so they are both down for the count after colorspray. Argor can CDG them and end the fight.
The eagle does more damage to the wounded Vargouille, and then Argor's spell sends both the active fiends crashing to the floor, twitching. A swift dagger through the eye socket of each puts them down permanently and frees the other Pathfinders from their paralysis.
The group can still hear the mad laughter Hrimnagel heard earlier coming from the mist filled bathroom.
You've got two doors off this room. One into 5, and one into 6 (the bathrooms)

Argor Constantine |

Oh, if I had the time, how the gloating would commence...lol!
Argor dispatches the remaining demonic heads, and says, with a smug look in his eyes, "Well, now that you've all come to your senses and none of us were victimized by their kiss, shall we proceed?"
Argor didn't see Grommuk get smooched...

Cladissa Velorryan |

Cladissa stretches a bit, even dropping to all fours to arch her back, to work out the stiffness in her muscles. Standing back up, she smiles somewhat sheepishly at Argor. Nice spell. Very nice spell, she offers, but turns her attention quickly toward the door with the laughter behind it.

Nyugusk Newblossom |

Yeah, I was going off of the text you quoted. Your interpretation is very reasonable. Good to know re: Hero Pts. In that case, Nyugusk hangs out with his mouth agape, ready for a fiend to slip him some tongue.
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EDIT: just realized I hadn't read carefully enough yet. Argor, thanks for finishing the fight for us!
Nyugusk freezes momentarily, until being rescued by Argor's color spray. Weak in the knees, he turns to Argor and says, "Ugh. Thanks for that. I didn't relish meeting one of those beasts up close and personal. Speaking of which, Gromm...are you OK?"

Argor Constantine |

"Of course."
Argor moved over and examined the orc, who clearly was infected. "It isn't urgent, but when we finish here, we need to get him to a priest, unless we want to see his head fly off and become the biggest varouille in history."

Nyugusk Newblossom |

Genuinely caught up in the Transmogrifying Awesomeness of what Argor just described, Nyugusk's eyes blaze with excitement. "Is that really what would happen? Have you observed it yourself? And when combined with the serum that's already coursing through our veins, still transforming us as we speak, and perhaps some custom-made alchemical treatments, who knows what might..."
Seeing shocked eyes turn his way, Nyug corrects himself swiftly, looking a bit crestfallen, "Of course, the prudent thing to do is find a priest quickly, as you say Argor."

Argor Constantine |

The more interesting question is why this caretaker had dormant vargouilles in his care, as the magic of the idols should not have done this...

Cladissa Velorryan |

Cladissa gulps and looks rather uncomfortable when she hears about Grommuk's ailment. Well, even if we have some time, we shouldn't waste it. Nyuguk, your concoction will run out soon, right? Let's see who's behind this door now, in case he means to do violence.

Nyugusk Newblossom |

Nodding in agreement, Nyugusk waits for the rest to be ready and then opens the door.

DM Jelani |

Mad laughter echoes in this cramped stone chamber. The stench of sewage battles the cold of the mist, but through the haze can be seen smears of blood across the floor, walls, and ceiling, as well as the doors of several stalls. Out of the mists comes loping a pudgy bald man, smeared with blood and laughing maniacally. A much larger dark shape, lower to the ground and hidden by the cover of mist also surges forward with a loud chuffing noise.
Begin Round 1
A huge reptilian snout comes lunging out of the mist, filled with rows of gleaming yellow teeth. It is a massive crocodile bursting through the doorway, trying to grab ahold of Nyugusk. It's head and snout alone are as long as a man is tall. This is truly a huge specimen. Nyugusk is caught completely off guard and freezes as the massive jaws hurtle towards his face. Just before they clamp down on him, the croc's shoulders slam into the doorframe and it comes up short. The thing's mouth snaps shut in inch in front of Nyugusk's nose with an audible clap, before the croc pulls itself rapidly back into the restrooms.
As the Pathfinders stand in momentary disbelief at the sight they just witnessed, the chubby, mist-maddened clerk comes rushing out of the room to attack. He swings a rigidly clawed hand at Nyugusk, who is still frozen in shock. The clerk's fingers catch him in the throat, where they scratch five long bloody furrows up the underside of his chin. Thankfully, the half-orc's hide is tough, and the clerk's fingers don't tear open any veins or arteries.
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Hrimnagel: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Cladissa: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
Argor: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Grommuk: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
Nyugusk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
Maldroog: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Croc: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Initiative
Crocodile 17
Maldroog 16
Party 11.8
Croc on Nyug (partial cover from doorway): 1d20 + 8 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 8 - 2 = 8 Miss
Maldroog target: 1d3 ⇒ 2
Attack on Nyugusk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22 Hit
Confirm on Nyugusk: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16 Miss
Damage to Nyugusk: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Grommuk is the only one who doesn't have line of sight to the crocodile right now. It has cover from all of you though.
You guys are up.