WHERE AM BARBARIAN?!

[AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN]

AM NOT "AM BARBARIAN" BUT AM DIFFERENT BARBARIAN, AND AM NOT KNOW WHERE BARBARIAN AM AT ANYMORE!

AM LOOK AT CASTIES AND WANT SMASH, BUT NOT FIND BARBARIAN TO SMASH WITH! SO AM NOT KNOW HOW BARBARIAN SMASH CASTIES INTO BREAKFAST PANCAKE. FIGHTY NOT SMASH LIKE BARBARIAN SMASH, PALLY MAKE FRIEND AND NOT SMASH BECAUSE PALLY IS "REE-SPAHN-SUH-BUL." SNEAKY-MAN HIDE TOO MUCH FOR BARBARIAN, AND DOES NOT SMASH AT ALL!

WHAT BARBARIAN AM SMASH WITH IF AM NO BARBARIAN TO SMASH WITH?!

[khadgar567]

Gandalf smash!

[Pun-Pun]

AM might be moving to relic of the past territory like myself. I prefer to think of it more of powerful artifact that is no longer in use!

[sadie]

I heard that Barbarian is now an archetype of Paladin.

<ducks>

[AM OTHER OTHER BARBARIAN]

AM OTHER OTHER BARBARIAN! AM CAN SMASH WITH YOU ANYTIME!

[AM BARD]

WE CAN SMASH IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN RIDE AROUND ON BATS

BUT IF YOUR FRIENDS DONT SMASH
OH IF THEY DONT SMASH
THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE

[khadgar567]

who used summon bard rage power. I am getting calmer by the music and i want to rage.

[AM BARD]

AM BARD AM NOT THAT KIND OF BARD. AM SMASHY BARD.

[AM DOGGO]

HI FREN! AM DOGGO!

BORK BORK BOOORK!

WHERE IS MY TREAT?! BLOG POST ABOUT ANIMAL COMPANION IS BIG IMPORTANT! BORK BORK!

**Growls Menacingly**

[AM BARBARIAN TOO]

AM BARBARIAN TOO! AM BARBARIAN FOR LONG TIME! AM WANT SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!

[Yidhra, Goddess of Paradoxes]

Silly mortals. o wo AM BARBARIAN was inside of us the whole time.

...

Ripping out our spleens.

[Excaliburproxy]

The real AM BARBARIAN were the friends we made along the way.

[Vidmaster7]

This thread is really fun now that smash has other meanings.

[Mechagamera]

It isn't too late to change the barbarian's main class feature from rage to smash....

[QuidEst]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

This thread is really fun now that smash has other meanings.

Indeed. It’s very amusing to picture a typical fantasy barbarian playing any of the Super Smash Bros. games.

[World's most interesting Pan]

Barbarian smash is now under crafting. Single malt and single hop, but all delicious.

[That kid from that region]

QuidEst wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

This thread is really fun now that smash has other meanings.

Indeed. It’s very amusing to picture a typical fantasy barbarian playing any of the Super Smash Bros. games.

And here I thought my first post here would involve finally making an AM MESMERIST alias.

Plenty of reasons to get rage. I know some of my buddies count themselves in the hundreds that deserve that fame more than the rat and I might need to swap out Return if we ever run into one.

I have no complaints with any character introduced in SSB4. But **** it, zard is a fast special attacker. Dude outspeeds both lucario and pikachu, and physical attack is its lowest stat. Even the more physical mega X has tied offenses (and megazard y has a higher special attack than mewtwo).

While I'm here, give Samus some more of her toys.

[Frosty Ace]

Despite my favorite class being the polar opposite of a Barb (Monks. They always stay frosty) I completely empathize with ya. One can only meditate away their impatience and disappointment so many times before I, how would you put it... AM ANGRY.

Pardon the outburst. I am just human. Till level 20.

[William Werminster]

Nobody likes barbarians!

*starts running like there's no tomorrow*

[Pun-Pun]

William Werminster wrote:

Nobody likes barbarians!

*starts running like there's no tomorrow*

Mmm someone forgot about fast movement... good luck getting away.