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AM BARD AM NOT THAT KIND OF BARD. AM SMASHY BARD.

WE CAN SMASH IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN RIDE AROUND ON BATS

BUT IF YOUR FRIENDS DONT SMASH
OH IF THEY DONT SMASH
THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE

AM BARD WILL SPREAD THE WORD OF AM BARBARIAN'S CONTINUED GREATNESS.

Depends on what you mean. Dragon disciple makes a good melee character. I have an 11th level dragon disciple in pfs that is basically an am barbarian character; maxed strength, minimum charisma to cast spells, buff and whack. Or straight sorc focusing on touch attack spells gets you up in melee. Touch spells usually don't require saves so you can have a lower cha and boost your con and dex for more survivability in melee too.

If what you mean is swinging a sword as a straight sorcerer then, well why? Do you really just want to be a magus? There is a spontaneous cha based archetype for magus if that's what you want.

You had me at AM BARBARIAN but lost my at casting spells. [/threadjack]

AM BARD IS NOT IMITATOR! AM GREAT FOLLOWER OF AM BARBARIAN!

"Rising from the pit in a fountain of nightmarish screams and black toxic ichor the Caster Martial Disparity god sloughs away the dust of ages to vault into the black void of infinite space. As stars wink out of existence from the sheer horror of the black deities spine rending birth cries the undulating carapace of the Lord of All that Ends blots out the soothing warmth of ignorance."

HERE WE GO AGAIN. BARDICSCIMITARPOUNCE!

"Woe unto those who call upon its fell name. For it is nigh impossible with humanoid tongues. To utter a syllable is to invite madness most foul."

BARDICSCIMITARPOUNCE!

OH HAI THAR!

BARDICSCIMITARPOUNCE!

AM BARD wrote:

AM BARD IS TAKING SONG REQUESTS TO PASS THE TIME WHILE TRI IS AWAY.

Happy Colored Marbles.

Most people are not ok, but they're taking their siestas in the sun...

AM BARD IS TAKING SONG REQUESTS TO PASS THE TIME WHILE TRI IS AWAY.

AM LIKING BARD CLASS BEST. GET TO USE EPIC DRUM SOLO TO MAKE PANSY NON-AM'S RUN LIKE PANSY COWARDS.

ALSO GET BONUS ON KNOWLEDGE CHECKS, LOVE CHECKING BOOK OUT OF LIBRARY FOR ONE DAY AND BEATING WIZARDS AT TRIVIAL PURSUIT.

Guys, please TRY to discuss this maturely, instead of insulting each other.

*makes Knowledge(History) check*

WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT AM BARELY POSSIBLE ON INTERWEBZ. HISTORY CHECK SAYS MATURITY DOES NOT LAST LONG ANYWAY.

*makes Spellcraft check*

MATURITY ONLY HAVE ONE-MINUTE PER LEVEL DURATION. TIMEZONES MAKE DURATION ACT WEIRD ON INTERWEBZ.

DIVINEPOWERLANCEPOUNCE

AM MYSTIC THEURGE NOT TALK RIGHT CAUSE AM HAVE HIGH INT. IS PATRONIS...PATRON..IS MAKING FUN OF AM PARTY. AM DWARF CLERIC NOT LIKE HAVING BUFF PARTY SUPPORT TOES STEPPED ON. AM DWARF CLERIC HAS POUNCE TOO. AM DWARF CLERIC SMASH PRETENDER!

NEW AM PARTY RULES:
1.ANY AM PERSONS WANTING TO JOIN AM NOT ALLOWED FULL ARCANE CASTY.
2.ANY AM PERSONS HAS TO HAVE POUNCE TYPE TRICK
3.ANY AM PERSONS HAS TO HAVE TOUGH MOUNT
7.ANY AM PERSONS HAS TO WEAR ARMOR SO NOT MISTAKEN FOR CASTY NERD
9.AM NINJA BREAK RULES BUT CAN HANG WITH AM PARTY CAUSE WE CAN'T SEE NINJA ANYWAY. ONLY HEAR WHEN AM NINJA TALK TO MUCH.

4. SOME RULES NOT APPLY TO AM BARD

AM INQUISITOR wrote:

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE AM?!?

We are TEAM AM.

WHO ELSE COULD WE BE?

DON'T KNOW. GATHER INFORMATION NOT HELP ANY...

*casts Protection from Fire on AM BARBARIAN*

WAIT. BARBARIAN THOUGHT BARDS AM WOMAN.

NOPE. AM A MAN, AND LADIES IN TAVERNS KNOW IT. EXCEPT YOUR WIFE.

AM MAKING GATHER INFORMATION CHECK. KNOW NOT TO HIT ON AM'S WIFE.

YOU HEAR SOMETHING, AM? I CAN'T DETECT ANYTHING, SO MUST BE IMAGINATION...

*COUGH*

*GUSTOFWIND*

AM BARD WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF AM BARBARIAN THINK THIS AM GOOD THEME FOR "AM BARBARIAN & CO."

AM BARD ALSO NEED COOL ABILITY NAME LIKE RAGELANCEPOUNCE...

AM BARD AM SINGING PRAISES OF AM PARTY WHILE GETTING ALL THE LADIES!