
DungeonmasterCal |

You do know about the new Channel Zero TV show coming soon, right?
Nope. But since I don't have cable it won't matter...le sigh.

Tacticslion |

SCP Foundation flips between horror and hilarious depending on which page you get to. Some pages will make you want to Nope right out of there while others will leave your eye rolling - or figuratively floor-rolling (with laughter) - due the sheer silly.
They even have their own, "No really, we swear you can't kill it." Tarrasque-thing that continuously causes troubles every time they try to get rid of it and occasionally other times when it escapes (usually due to shenanigans of othe SCPs).
It tends to try to keep things creepy, but enough things are vague enough that, as one commenter pointed out, in at least one case, you could fill something with positivity and goodness and it would take on a completely different tone... and make a looooot of internal logical sense for what they're doing and trying to achieve.
It's a nifty site. Not for everyone.

Tacticslion |

I recommend looking up "Red Sea Object" (SCP 093) and "Star Signals" (SCP 1425). ^_^
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links and edits my own
Really, the SCP-foundation has some phenomenal game ideas just waiting to torment your play- -er, uh, I mean, help your games come to life. Yes. That is what I mean.
(Also, sort of relevent, kind of. I'm sure there are better ones, but that one just kind of came to mind quickly.)

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Hm... or maybe give it to someone who's goal is the eradication of SPC 682 with no other casualties... it should only take 100 or so indoctrinated volunteers/attempts...
... what could go wrong? >;)
SCP 682 can't die ... and good gods it leads to a massive tangle of SCP entries with all the ways they have tried to destroy it. I spent two hours of down time at work digging through it and did not get to the end. ;)

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All right! Just finished a review of the archives. Good times.
First, some of the greatest hits.
These ones are particularly Pathfinder-worthy.
Finally, some new discoveries.
This should give you an idea of the sort of thing I look for when I'm on the site.
PS: Keep an eye on this one for the next couple months...

Tacticslion |

Tacticslion wrote:SCP 682 can't die ... and good gods it leads to a massive tangle of SCP entries with all the ways they have tried to destroy it. I spent two hours of down time at work digging through it and did not get to the end. ;)Hm... or maybe give it to someone who's goal is the eradication of SPC 682 with no other casualties... it should only take 100 or so indoctrinated volunteers/attempts...
... what could go wrong? >;)
Oh, I'm fully aware that there is no known way for it to die. I've read all the attempts (at least in the past - there are probably new ones). Some of them are hilarious, too. (Especially the one where Dr. [REDACTED] ends up [REDACTED] it!)
Regardless, I've a brand new plan:
- Step 1) Open a SPC 093's mirror'verse
- Step 2) Shove SPC 682 into it (with disco balls and loud speakers blaring Awesome Mix Tape Vol. 1) and close the gate behind
- Step 3) ???
- Step 4) Profit!
And surely nothing could go wrong... ;)
That said, 2998 is humorous; really, the only real problem is the concept that they refused to speak at all or listen to diplomacy. If there was a way around that - if they'd have more or less "come in peace" as it were to discuss with humanity rather than destroy them - it really wouldn't have been a bad ending, over-all.

Wrong John Silver |
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Hey, just saw this thread! I write for the site.
I just posted one about an anomalous protein for the SCP-3000 contest.

Goth Guru |

SCP Foundation flips between horror and hilarious depending on which page you get to. Some pages will make you want to Nope right out of there while others will leave your eye rolling - or figuratively floor-rolling (with laughter) - due the sheer silly.
They even have their own, "No really, we swear you can't kill it." Tarrasque-thing that continuously causes troubles every time they try to get rid of it and occasionally other times when it escapes (usually due to shenanigans of othe SCPs).
It tends to try to keep things creepy, but enough things are vague enough that, as one commenter pointed out, in at least one case, you could fill something with positivity and goodness and it would take on a completely different tone... and make a looooot of internal logical sense for what they're doing and trying to achieve.
It's a nifty site. Not for everyone.
I want to join. Give them links to the IRL human skin books in actual libraries. Also, if Angie Baby from the song caught an indestructible monster in her radio, she would be a horror super heroine.

Wrong John Silver |
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Note: my protein is now SCP-3966.
Also, you absolutely can join! Joining the site can be done here. Be sure to read the Guide for Newbies; it tells you how to join, and is a generally good thing to know. The site tries to maintain quality control on submissions, and the SCP format is tricky to get down, sometimes.
(I'll also point out these three objects of mine as the most Pathfinder-like, but really much of my other works are even better, I think.)