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Whether you agree or disagree with his politics, as a D&D/PF player, you have to admit these are funny.
oh, these are freaking hilarious. Love his dice.
===Bier!
O.O
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(￣ω￣)
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I just read that one! Cracked me up!
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He must not only play D&D, since that would just be one system, and
We should have a lot of systems.
So he must play other systems sometimes. Trump is the absolute best at FATAL, and he knows all the rules because he has the world's greatest memory, and so he knows what the FATAL rules say about how small his hands are.
For Trump to be elected and make dragons great again, though, he'll have to learn from the mistakes of his predecessors. For example, he'd probably be better off not repeating what first-time DM Todd Akin said:
First of all, from what I understand from adepts, that's really rare. If it's a legitimate Black Tentacles, the humanoid body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
Akin never got to DM again, so Trump probably shouldn't say that thing.
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ROTFL
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Best twitter feed ever.
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What Freehold said!
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Oh dear... I should be joining Trumps game.
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If he votes all the kobolds out, then I am all for it.
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Hmmm...
All of women in my D&D campaign flirted with me — both in-game and out. That’s to be expected
Isn't this the same problem DM Bill Clinton had?
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Yep, tis, though the oval gaming table...got cleaned often.