Scott Betts wrote:
You should see this giant needle I'm building. Creating thousands, tens of thousands of jobs in Bangladesh. They have to work too. Gonna have it chromed, the bestest chrome, in China, it's gonna be shiny like you wouldn't believe. With giant T-R-U-M-P letters down the side. And the eye is yuge, the YUGEST YUGE, could see it from Newt's sekrit moonbase. My stretch SUV limo could hokey-pokey through it so easy, just the best hokey-pokey, gonna three-point turn yourself around, that's what I'm all about.
H̤̞̘̭͎͈̩͚̑ͩ̌͘å̴͚̰͍͒͂s̛͔̭͈̮̩̘͙̣͆̓̓̓͊̈̈́ͦ́tͭͧ͂͊҉̴̴̳͎͎̘̠u̡̧͕̓r̷͍̯̽ͮ͊̽̐ͭ,ͯ̀ͫ̏ͯ̑ ̩̟̔̏͡ ̧̧͔͐ͣ̄̽̂ͭ͠P̧͇̖̘̞̟̞̘̻̟̏ͭ̐u̍̓͏̢̛̳̱̤̫͈s̟̎͒͐͐͐͆ͬ̀͞s͉͎͉̣͉͚̩̓ͮ͑̿͘ͅy̝̥̹͉̪̓̔̾͌̽̚͜c̅ ̭͈̥͇̘̳͓ͯ͋̂ͮ̾̂́͢ͅa̻̞͚͐̓ͧͬ̊̐̍̇t̴̳ͭͧ!̻̜̮ͩ͒́ͬ̌ͭͧ ̻͔͈͎͔̰̟̭͊͒͞I̸̶̱͉͖͚͔͔̫͖ͣ͒̽ͪͬ̅͌̆͑́ȁ̽̓ͪ̑̒͏҉̙!̧̣̣͔̙̮̓͝͡ ̷̘̖̮̠̦̯͕̾̓ͅI̶̢̺͇͚̤̞̺̬͔̱̾͂́ͩ̍͠ä̛̱̬̝͖̻̰́̂̇̍ͯ̄͝!͇̦ͧ͑̇
"Any sufficiently advanced
I blame Cosmo that Rysky can't understand just great I am. I surround Myself with all the greatest people, and I use à̶̶͛̍͌͑͆̇̎͆̆̏̎͂́͘ļ̵̾ͪ̏̏ͣͫ̍͆ͦͭ̿̎ͧ̑̽͜͞͞l̷ͥͬͪ̆̍́̐̍̆̚͠ ̨̈́͊͋͆̓̄̿͜͝͞t̷̶̛̃̓̃̃̇̋̿͐̇͒̂͋͌͊͑̓̓͠ḩ̛̇ͮͣͮ͛͆̅͑͒͂̎̏ͮͭ̉͑̀͜͡ȅ̡͌̉ͧ̾ͪ̄̉͏̀͢ ̨͗̽̅ͥ̏ͧ͂͗̈́ͭ̀b̶ͭͣ̄̐͋͆̇̕͜e͒͒̏͒͐́͐̃̾ͭ͑̕͞s͆ͬͭ̾̈́̋́̚͡͡ţ̧͊̍ͫ̉̇̎̐́̀̚͏ ̸̨̢̄̆ͭͨͪ̌̎̒̔ͪͨ́ͫ͛̇̎ͥͯ̀͞w̵̢͒̆ͣ̂͟͠ơͮ͗͛͆̈́̊̽ͧ͂̆̅͜͜͠r̨̐̔͐̒̊̉͑͡d̷̨̛͒ͨͩͤ͋̂̅ͤͭs̊ͯͨ ̷ͥ̒̋͝. My