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Don't be silly, comrade! American elections are completely fair and balanced, just ask anyone on Facebook!

Pooty-poot! ༼♥ل͜♥༽

With Krump, I just filled a niche nobody else had wanted to tackle. And I felt like I should be the one to do it. ;P

I'd need a D&D monster race pun for Jones, unfortunately, and "pugwampi" doesn't fit in any good wordplay.

{sits in corner forgotten, weeping into tiny hands}

{slowly creeps up on Grandpa, then veers away at last moment}

He's blaming the microphone. The moderator. He's saying he was "going easy" on Clinton. He's acting like a kid losing at Monopoly.

You forgot there was no sniffling either.

Who are you going to believe, me, or all the lying video recordings?

I keep telling people that I'm not running for office. In no way do I want people looking into my background.

One of the benefits of being totally shallow is you're only 2D surface, so no background.

CARCOSA/FLATLANDER 2016

I never said "You guys are a-holes! Support Jill Stein!!!'

My polling numbers are great, off-the-charts, in the Dreamlands. All the bholes support me. Such class, they always send their best people.

Rednal wrote:

"And once I get in, I will do my thing that I do very well. And I figure it is probably, maybe the only way I'm going to get to heaven. So I better do a good job." - Trump, to evangelical leaders in Orlando

I like how he didn't actually say what it is he does.

"The life I have led up to this point has probably earned me eternal damnation, but everyone knows that the best way to turn a bad person into a good person is to give them the most powerful position on the planet!"

You should see this giant needle I'm building. Creating thousands, tens of thousands of jobs in Bangladesh. They have to work too. Gonna have it chromed, the bestest chrome, in China, it's gonna be shiny like you wouldn't believe. With giant T-R-U-M-P letters down the side. And the eye is yuge, the YUGEST YUGE, could see it from Newt's sekrit moonbase. My stretch SUV limo could hokey-pokey through it so easy, just the best hokey-pokey, gonna three-point turn yourself around, that's what I'm all about.

H̤̞̘̭͎͈̩͚̑ͩ̌͘å̴͚̰͍͒͂s̛͔̭͈̮̩̘͙̣͆̓̓̓͊̈̈́ͦ́tͭͧ͂͊҉̴̴̳͎͎̘̠u̡̧͕̓r̷͍̯̽ͮ͊̽̐ͭ,ͯ̀ͫ̏ͯ̑ ̩̟̔̏͡ ̧̧͔͐ͣ̄̽̂ͭ͠P̧͇̖̘̞̟̞̘̻̟̏ͭ̐u̍̓͏̢̛̳̱̤̫͈s̟̎͒͐͐͐͆ͬ̀͞s͉͎͉̣͉͚̩̓ͮ͑̿͘ͅy̝̥̹͉̪̓̔̾͌̽̚͜c̅ ̭͈̥͇̘̳͓ͯ͋̂ͮ̾̂́͢ͅa̻̞͚͐̓ͧͬ̊̐̍̇t̴̳ͭͧ!̻̜̮ͩ͒́ͬ̌ͭͧ ̻͔͈͎͔̰̟̭͊͒͞I̸̶̱͉͖͚͔͔̫͖ͣ͒̽ͪͬ̅͌̆͑́ȁ̽̓ͪ̑̒͏҉̙!̧̣̣͔̙̮̓͝͡ ̷̘̖̮̠̦̯͕̾̓ͅI̶̢̺͇͚̤̞̺̬͔̱̾͂́ͩ̍͠ä̛̱̬̝͖̻̰́̂̇̍ͯ̄͝!͇̦ͧ͑̇

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Ibrahim al-Aziz-Zaman Faysal wrote:

Berselius wrote:

A pity Nyctessa doesn't realize that even undeath cannot last forever.

Only if you're doing it wrong.

Psh, either some ends up killing her or she lives so long as a true vampire that her form starts to deteriorate. The negative energy plane consumes ALL that fully embrace it. Undeath is NOT immortality. It's a pale imitation of prolonged longevity.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology state of undeath is indistinguishable from magic immortality." - Me

I wonder what mad figure could be on this cover? Most curious. :)

My hands are YUGE compared to his. But seriously though, Al is a great guy, super classy, just the best.

I blame Cosmo that Rysky can't understand just great I am. I surround Myself with all the greatest people, and I use à̶̶͛̍͌͑͆̇̎͆̆̏̎͂́͘ļ̵̾ͪ̏̏ͣͫ̍͆ͦͭ̿̎ͧ̑̽͜͞͞l̷ͥͬͪ̆̍́̐̍̆̚͠ ̨̈́͊͋͆̓̄̿͜͝͞t̷̶̛̃̓̃̃̇̋̿͐̇͒̂͋͌͊͑̓̓͠ḩ̛̇ͮͣͮ͛͆̅͑͒͂̎̏ͮͭ̉͑̀͜͡ȅ̡͌̉ͧ̾ͪ̄̉͏̀͢ ̨͗̽̅ͥ̏ͧ͂͗̈́ͭ̀b̶ͭͣ̄̐͋͆̇̕͜e͒͒̏͒͐́͐̃̾ͭ͑̕͞s͆ͬͭ̾̈́̋́̚͡͡ţ̧͊̍ͫ̉̇̎̐́̀̚͏ ̸̨̢̄̆ͭͨͪ̌̎̒̔ͪͨ́ͫ͛̇̎ͥͯ̀͞w̵̢͒̆ͣ̂͟͠ơͮ͗͛͆̈́̊̽ͧ͂̆̅͜͜͠r̨̐̔͐̒̊̉͑͡d̷̨̛͒ͨͩͤ͋̂̅ͤͭs̊ͯͨ ̷ͥ̒̋͝. My cult following has brought a truly great hivemind group of people together, top notch people, and we're going to build the classiest yugest Wall of Souls across the Prime Material. It'll keep out those bad nasty celestials, most of whom are just criminals, their summoners will be punished, and I'm gonna make the Upper Planes pay for it.

{does tiny jazz hands} YUGE!!!