IHIYC is a pediatrician. He works in the costume pictured in his avatar.
GoatToucher was originally recruited to be an astronaut on one of the first moon landings. He politely declined when he was informed that there were, in fact, no goats on the moon.
NASA rejected his suggestion to take one with them.
KenderKin has been pushing aspirin at kindergarten.
KenderKin is neither a Kender nor a Kin but is of that race of pygmi half giants with the 'Webster' disease.
GG is one of those rare talking gorillas but he can only communicate using braille.
MD's avatar pic is a close up. He is actually 22" long.
GoatToucher invented "Shrinky Dinks". True story.
Molten Dragon is actually a new dessert at Ruby Tuesday's
Krevon is upset in his avatar pic because the Shamrock Shake is only available for a short time once per year.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet, is not actually a clown but a Teddy Ruxpin
Itchy spends over a thousand dollars a year on moisturizers.
Word on the street is that KenderKin works from his home selling home made autoclaves.
Kk ships his products by trained dolphin only.
MD is a registered Libertarian.
True fact: KenderKin is a known moped mechanic.
Melty Big Lizard melt in front of little girl.
What this Cute Factor is?
Poog is a trans racial Elf
Krevan has a patent on a goblin-call. Sounds strangely like a child's bicycle bell.
IHIYC is a notary public in the state of Maryland.
GT drives a hay wagon for a living.
Gorilla Grodd is the reason why Koco the gorilla is a sad gorilla.
Krevon used Nair hair remover product on a bet in college.
IHIYC has composed over a hundred bawdy Buddhist limericks.
GT began life as a sea cap'n and was often quoted as saying 'That's as true as the deep blue'.
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Molten Dragon began life as an alchemical experiment. His primary ingredient is cheese.
KenderKin smells like stale pizza and shame.
GT has a large birthmark on his tush that looks like the faces of the band members of KISS, without their makeup.
Molten Dragon has tattooed Henry Kissinger's face on one bum-cheek and Leonid Brezhnev on the other, and enjoys entertaining his better half by dropping his lower garments and making them have a pretendy high-level disarmament conference.
KahnyaGnorc is with I'm Hiding In You're Closet. Thats why you can't see the avatar
IHIYC had VIP meeting backstage with Justin Bieber.