The James Jacobs Song


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Liberty's Edge

Where did the flumphs go, James Jacobs?
Why did the dinosaurs die?
Why do they always ask Jimmy
Instead of the guy with one eye?

Please clarify this, James Jacobs
You always play elven females!?
The Devs won't answer my questions!
He's busy with Pathfinder Tales!

Where is the Templar, James Jacobs?
And where the heck is the Gish?
The bard just doesn't cut it,
But it's sort of my class wish!

Who the heck is James Jacobs?
And why does he deserve a song?
Why he is over at Paizo,
Working all day long?

Who's rubbing your feet, James Jacobs?
That came off really creepy.
While Teter isn't looking,
Perhaps ask Sara Marie?

<Snicker>


*golf clap*


Pathfinder Maps, Starfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Maps, Starfinder Society Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Very nice.

Liberty's Edge

I am tired of looking at that thread title, too.

I blame 1d100 ⇒ 47 = James Jacobs.

Paizo Employee Chief Creative Officer, Publisher

Ha!

Dark Archive

Ahahahahah, great!


I wonder if Sutter can actually put this to song.

Paizo Employee Creative Director

woah

The Exchange

Oh yeah, that's gonna go to his head...


That. Is. Hilarious.

Thanks for putting up with our crap, James.

Liberty's Edge

My little tribute to a fellow member of Archosauria.

Glad everyone likes it.

Contributor

O_o

The Exchange

WOOT!!!

Liberty's Edge

I'm not doing my job unless I've sufficiently weirded out at least one or two Paizo staff members.


Mr. Jacobs can't possibly be paid enough for all this.

Liberty's Edge

What do they pay you, James Jacobs?
It cannot be nearly enough.
Whenever he ask for a raise,
Lisa responds with, "Tough!"


Studpuffin wrote:
I'm not doing my job unless I've sufficiently weirded out at least one or two Paizo staff members.

Wait! When was I laid off?

The Exchange

CourtFool wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
I'm not doing my job unless I've sufficiently weirded out at least one or two Paizo staff members.
Wait! When was I laid off?

on your first leg hump.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Excellent song!

RPG Superstar 2012

Good show!


HAH! Great work Studly Puffin.


James Jacobs doesn't get the point of this song.

Shadow Lodge

WTF?

Yeah, I am glad the Paizo folks (and in particular James) are willing to put up with our crap.

Shadow Lodge

<clap clap clap clap clap>


I OBJECT TO THIS THREAD! JAMES JACOB MUST ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS, UPON DEMAND!

And it's totally not weird to express one's mancrush by singing original ballads to him. Am I right...am I right?


Mouthy Upstart wrote:
I OBJECT TO THIS THREAD! JAMES JACOB MUST ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS, UPON DEMAND!

EVEN ON WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS!

Shadow Lodge

Ninja Munchkin wrote:
Mouthy Upstart wrote:
I OBJECT TO THIS THREAD! JAMES JACOB MUST ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS, UPON DEMAND!
EVEN ON WEEKENDS AND HOLIDAYS!

Evenings and holidays are when I game, Paizo MUST be there in case I have a critical gaming decision. These books were expensive and I DEMAND they support them.


Forget supporting the books...I expect...nay DEMAND that James Jacobs come over and run my game. Its only about a 7 hour drive from Seattle.

James, I expect you tomorrow at 5pm.

Spoiler:
and yes, THANKS for putting up with us. You folks at Paizo go out of your way to be communicative and helpful towards your gaming community, something I know I appreciate greatly. Thanks again.

Scarab Sages

Indeed...Thanks to Mr. Jacobs for being a kick ass dude.


I am proud to call James my semi-acquaintance.

Let's hear it for him!

HIP! HIP! HOO-BOY! <--age related dislocation, sorry. Each year it gets harder to cheer.


I almost got acquainted with a semi truck that cut me off yesterday.

My reflex save must be +15.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I almost got acquainted with a semi truck that cut me off yesterday.

My reflex save must be +15.

That was me. Sorry. The eyes are going.


Yasha wrote:

Forget supporting the books...I expect...nay DEMAND that James Jacobs come over and run my game. Its only about a 7 hour drive from Seattle.

James, I expect you tomorrow at 5pm.

** spoiler omitted **

HE BETTER BRING THE MOUNTAIN DEW AND CHEETOS!


Hehehe. Nice.


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I almost got acquainted with a semi truck that cut me off yesterday.

My reflex save must be +15.

YIKES.

Have your stones redescended yet?


I'm Evil Abe Lincoln and I approve this post.

Liberty's Edge

Heheh, nice work Studpuffin.

And yes, thanks James for putting up with all the crap that comes with your otherwise AWESOME job.

Liberty's Edge

Mouthy Upstart wrote:

I OBJECT TO THIS THREAD! JAMES JACOB MUST ANSWER ALL MY QUESTIONS, UPON DEMAND!

And it's totally not weird to express one's mancrush by singing original ballads to him. Am I right...am I right?

What's that, you're mad that you didn't write it first? HA!

Honestly, it was because I saw how many freakin' threads there were directed at JJ and Treppa noted that when spoken outloud they sound like the start of a song.


The Jade wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I almost got acquainted with a semi truck that cut me off yesterday.

My reflex save must be +15.

YIKES.

Have your stones redescended yet?

Dude...I scored so many punk points...

I didn't even get an adrenaline rush.

Liberty's Edge

You know, I actually just saw the way that other thread ended.

Imma just say, whoa.

Whoa.

Unbelieveable.

And, as has already been said, thanks for everything you do, James. I can't believe that you actually put up with that for as long as you did.

Liberty's Edge

Jeremiziah wrote:

You know, I actually just saw the way that other thread ended.

Imma just say, whoa.

Whoa.

Unbelieveable.

And, as has already been said, thanks for everything you do, James. I can't believe that you actually put up with that for as long as you did.

I had already posted by the time that blew up. I was kind of ansy after that, for obvious reasons.

Liberty's Edge

Jeremiziah wrote:

You know, I actually just saw the way that other thread ended.

Imma just say, whoa.

Whoa.

Unbelieveable.

And, as has already been said, thanks for everything you do, James. I can't believe that you actually put up with that for as long as you did.

I had stopped following that thread, just checked it out.

Whoa is right.

In light of that, an even more sincere thankyou than my previous one James, for everything.


Exactly Mothman...exactly.


Oh were have you been, Jimmy Jakes, Jimmy Jakes?
Oh were have you been, darling Jimmy?
I have been down to the pit, so I could develop it.
It's a young thing, not ready for th' editor!


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber; Pathfinder Starfinder Roleplaying Game Subscriber

Thanks for putting up with us James, and everyone else at Paizo too.


Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Charter Superscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Somehow, I imagine this to the melody of "Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)" by Peter Sarstedt.

Silver Crusade

Zaister wrote:
Somehow, I imagine this to the melody of "Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)" by Peter Sarstedt.

That just makes it disturbing...


Sadly I just found this thread...very well done Stud Puffin.

I also want to add thank you James and all the Paizo staff for all you do and all you have to put up with from us.

Liberty's Edge

FallofCamelot wrote:
Zaister wrote:
Somehow, I imagine this to the melody of "Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)" by Peter Sarstedt.
That just makes it disturbing...

Try imagining it to Barry White or Just Beiber, that should probably blow it out of the water for ya.

;)

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