Weren't we all...weren't we all.
Weren't we all...weren't we all.And the Prof. is on a roll!!!!!!
I'm like an arboreal juggernaut.
Creative Director
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And it's totally not weird to express one's mancrush by singing original ballads to him. Am I right...am I right?
When we hire someone with the last name of "Jacob" I'll make sure he answers you as the first duty of his new job. I, alas, have an "s" at the end of MY last name, so I'm not qualified to answer your important questions! :-P
I demand a chance to edit! Come on, you creative types know you have to to have editors fix things later!
And, as you can clearly see by my song Jimmy JakeS, it's not like I had actually forgotten that, you expert wrench tosser.
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When we hire someone with the last name of "JacobS" I'll make sure he answers you as the first duty of his new job. I, alas, have an "s" at the end of MY last name, so I'm qualified to answer your important questions! :-P
And it's totally not weird to express one's mancrush by singing original ballads to him. Am I right...am I right?
When we hire someone with the last name of "JacobS" I'll make sure he answers you as the first duty of his new job. I, alas, have an "s" at the end of MY last name, so I'm qualified to answer your important questions! :-P
And it's totally not weird to express one's mancrush by singing original ballads to him. Am I right...am I right?
Was that an attempt at an edit-assist? I love you man. Unlike that Jacobs character, who I'm totally not singing ballads to, anymore.
Hail James Jacobs,
Warrior priest of "Answers"
Why must we question?
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All I have to say about the song itself is that the video better have fantastic production value with Studpuffin singing with wind in his hair...
overlooking a cliff...
With a burning village behind him...
With a guest appearance from Dio (R.I.P.)...
My hair looks great when its windswept. Anyone wanna be a producer? Just gimme some money.
All I have to say about the song itself is that the video better have fantastic production value with Studpuffin singing with wind in his hair... overlooking a cliff... With a burning village behind him... With a guest appearance from Dio (R.I.P.)...My hair looks great when its windswept. Anyone wanna be a producer? Just gimme some money.
"This is the theme to Puffin's Show,
The theme to Puffin's show.Puffin Skype'd me up and asked if I would right his theme song.
I'm almost halfway finished;
How do you like it so far?
How do you like the theme to Puffin's Show?
This is the theme to Puffins's Show;
The opening theme to Puffin's show.
This is the music that you hear as you read the posts.
We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
Then we'll watch 'It's Studpuffins's Show'."
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All I have to say about the song itself is that the video better have fantastic production value with Studpuffin singing with wind in his hair... overlooking a cliff... With a burning village behind him... With a guest appearance from Dio (R.I.P.)...My hair looks great when its windswept. Anyone wanna be a producer? Just gimme some money."This is the theme to Puffin's Show,
The theme to Puffin's show.
Puffin Skype'd me up and asked if I would right his theme song.
I'm almost halfway finished;
How do you like it so far?
How do you like the theme to Puffin's Show?This is the theme to Puffins's Show;
The opening theme to Puffin's show.
This is the music that you hear as you read the posts.
We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
Then we'll watch 'It's Studpuffins's Show'."
Yay a theme song for me! What's it set to?
Yay a theme song for me! What's it set to?"This is the theme to Puffin's Show,
The theme to Puffin's show.
Puffin Skype'd me up and asked if I would right his theme song.
I'm almost halfway finished;
How do you like it so far?
How do you like the theme to Puffin's Show?This is the theme to Puffins's Show;
The opening theme to Puffin's show.
This is the music that you hear as you read the posts.
We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
Then we'll watch 'It's Studpuffins's Show'."
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My hair looks great when its windswept. Anyone wanna be a producer? Just gimme some money.
WE can't just give you money!
There is a clear process here:
First you need to make a poor garage based version of your recording that will be in limited supply that we can seed on the Internet and sell later as part of a "Greatest Hits" collection.
Second you need to play your song in many shady nightclubs and bars. At this point picking up a frequent habit of drugs, booze or sex with strangers (or the hat trick) . These can't be "addictions" yet just "warning signs" or "negative behavior". Possibly expose many people to these "warning signs" so they can be commented on in detail during later VH1 specials.
Third you need to sell out a venue and/or win a battle of the bands. Acceptable substitutions include time-travel with a friend/school project combo (Only if you and friend are both named Bill and Ted), possession by ghost or spirit, or general time-travel opportunity in general that involves playing old rock standards. (Special bonus points if you go back in time in a car).
Fourth a record deal in which you receive more money then you have ever imagined but not for use in a music video. Typically this money must be spent in egregious ways proving you are a juvenile and/or in a montage.
Fifth a new best selling platinum album must demand an over the top video for your new "concept", thereby pushing the boundaries of rock and/or the music industry in general. You must be at least one of the following:
A. Missing your "artistic" roots
B. Burned out
C. Addicted to one of the aforementioned "negative behaviors" in step two.
D. Dying either from exotic circumstances or
E. About to die from some sort of negative choice or
F. Murdered in a violent way possibly allegorical of violence gone wrong in society at large.
G. All of the Above.
Only then can you get money and potentially have windswept hair. Note that if you were to die earlier than this point post production stage shooting and old recording of test tracks will be used to simulate either you or your voice in the video or album.
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<whistles>Yay a theme song for me! What's it set to?"This is the theme to Puffin's Show,
The theme to Puffin's show.
Puffin Skype'd me up and asked if I would right his theme song.
I'm almost halfway finished;
How do you like it so far?
How do you like the theme to Puffin's Show?This is the theme to Puffins's Show;
The opening theme to Puffin's show.
This is the music that you hear as you read the posts.
We're almost to the part of where I start to whistle.
Then we'll watch 'It's Studpuffins's Show'."
You're showing your age.
But... but.... he's got feathers, not hair.
Waiting on the boards now babe you can't be cool as ice
Need to play soon so resolution would be very nice
Flip a page to the left and then back to the right you've got a problem way out west
You know it's really difficult and you need an answer from the best
His name is Jacobs, answers questions ampersand
Just like that column in a defunct magazan
O Jacobs, Jacobs, see them post from 'cross the land
Please give the answers cuz I'm your number one fan
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Waiting on the boards now babe you can't be cool as ice
Need to play soon so resolution would be very nice
Flip a page to the left and then back to the right you've got a problem way out west
You know it's really difficult and you need an answer from the bestHis name is Jacobs, answers questions ampersand
Just like that column in a defunct magazan
O Jacobs, Jacobs, see them post from 'cross the land
Please give the answers cuz I'm your number one fan
Set to Duran Duran, Rio...
Hmmm...
You're showing your age.
I was raised by a TV in the wilds of the Maelstrom.
Waiting on the boards now babe you can't be cool as ice
Need to play soon so resolution would be very nice
Flip a page to the left and then back to the right you've got a problem way out west
You know it's really difficult and you need an answer from the bestHis name is Jacobs, answers questions ampersand
Just like that column in a defunct magazan
O Jacobs, Jacobs, see them post from 'cross the land
Please give the answers cuz I'm your number one fanSet to Duran Duran, Rio...
Hmmm...
"Jimmy Jakes" was ignored; the ante got upped.
I was raised by a TV in the wilds of the Maelstrom.Shiney box good. Click, click, click.
AHHHH!, he's possessed by The Postmonster!
The power of BttH compels you! The power of BttH compels you!...
*Casts Protection from Avian Flu*
{casts Contagion (Swine Flu) on Jeremiziah.}
Mmmm, bacon brains...
*Casts Protection from Avian Flu*{casts Contagion (Swine Flu) on Jeremiziah.}
Mmmm, bacon brains...
Oh, leave some on the highway for me. I love that roadkill flavor.
I told you, I'm a puffin and not a penguin. I'm from the north Atlantic, not the south Atlantic."Penguin! Kill it!"I am tired of looking at that thread title, too.
I blame 1d100 = James Jacobs.
Pull!
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Waiting on the boards now babe you can't be cool as ice
Need to play soon so resolution would be very nice
Flip a page to the left and then back to the right you've got a problem way out west
You know it's really difficult and you need an answer from the bestHis name is Jacobs, answers questions ampersand
Just like that column in a defunct magazan
O Jacobs, Jacobs, see them post from 'cross the land
Please give the answers cuz I'm your number one fanSet to Duran Duran, Rio...
Hmmm...
I am puking and laughing hysterically at the same time.
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I am puking and laughing hysterically at the same time.Waiting on the boards now babe you can't be cool as ice
Need to play soon so resolution would be very nice
Flip a page to the left and then back to the right you've got a problem way out west
You know it's really difficult and you need an answer from the bestHis name is Jacobs, answers questions ampersand
Just like that column in a defunct magazan
O Jacobs, Jacobs, see them post from 'cross the land
Please give the answers cuz I'm your number one fanSet to Duran Duran, Rio...
Hmmm...
I'm pretty sure Mairkurion was at the same time. :P
Need more JJ love!
I am puking and laughing hysterically at the same time.Waiting on the boards now babe you can't be cool as ice
Need to play soon so resolution would be very nice
Flip a page to the left and then back to the right you've got a problem way out west
You know it's really difficult and you need an answer from the bestHis name is Jacobs, answers questions ampersand
Just like that column in a defunct magazan
O Jacobs, Jacobs, see them post from 'cross the land
Please give the answers cuz I'm your number one fanSet to Duran Duran, Rio...
Hmmm...
Be care on the intake, bro.
Arrgh! Who edits these things? "Be careful..."
SIng it
sIng it
Oh the JJ love child.
Thread necromancy - I approve!
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Just to clarify in case anyone starts getting ideas: asking me for a foot rub is one of the fastest ways to get punched in the face. Ugh... feet...
Who's rubbing your feet, James Jacobs?
That came off really creepy.
While Teter isn't looking,
Perhaps ask Sara Marie?
Gary's poor feet. Tsk tsk tsk.
*flies away before getting punched in the face*
Need more JJ love!
I'm pretty sure this is either a bank or an alien species. Maybe both.
Need more JJ love!I'm pretty sure this is either a bank or an alien species. Maybe both.
I'm a loyal follower of the great James Jacobs.
I'm a loyal follower of the great James Jacobs.Need more JJ love!I'm pretty sure this is either a bank or an alien species. Maybe both.
All three?
All three?I'm a loyal follower of the great James Jacobs.Need more JJ love!I'm pretty sure this is either a bank or an alien species. Maybe both.
Sure, why not. I'm flexible.
I'm a follower of Carl Gustav Jacob Jacobi. Where's my matrix?