"Please just leave me be
the man I's supposed to be!"
Said the backwoods freak.
Bad, dam that Leshy
River before it floods the
entire valley!
Nothing but Rubbles
Barney, Betty, and BammBamm
Isolated toons
Art Preservation
was an appropriate name.
Lamination man
La, My Nation, an
Undeniably pretty
River delta plain
River delta, plain
Doesn't have the same caché as
martini, shaken.
That's a good porn name!
Claimed the drunk in the back of
the dark theater
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Necromancer Bards
and Druidic Paladins
fight on the dance floor
Fight on the dance floor
For control of every street
It's West Side Story
"Sweet Finishing Move:
Thousand Gumdrop Punch!" Shouted
The Candy Style Monk
The Candy Style Monk
was a practitioner of
The Sweetest Science
That glowing red sign
Is an indication of
The closest exit
The closest exit,
my friend, is Oblivion.
Until Then: Suffer.
"Until then, suffer,"
Said the Emperor until
His minion's backstab
His minion's backstab
each other, cover the floor
with yellow ichor
With yellow ichor
I painted my daughter's room.
Now it looks fancy.
"Arrogant spelling
Is what brought about the end
Of the World," Steve said
"Of the World," Steve said,
"Only been to Delaware".
*sad trombone plays blues*
"Never be Royals"
Said the Madam Guillotine
To uprising French
To uprising French
A croissant and fellatio
Starts the perfect day.
"Coffee or cuppa?"
Lufthansa: greatest help-mates
Heathrow, here I go!
Heathrow, here I go!
To Timbuktu and further
Beyond the ocean
"No tacos sold there..."
sombrero wearing man said.
"Quesadillas kill."
Quesadillas kill
Over five hundred yearly
Always be alert
"Always be alert."
my father once said to me.
"The world needs more lerts!"
The Leet prestige class
Was forbidden in my game
Because of reasons
Because of Rea's sons
There were no potatoes left.
I'll have my revenge...
I'll have my revenge
With a side of hot French Fries
And not at all cold
"Best bargain in town!"
Diseased, dry spruces for cheap
Tree's revenge for Yule!
Tree's revenge for Yule
Involves many splinters and
An unfresh odor
Funk from Carton's dance
Permeating everything!
Not unusual.
Tomjon's ink on cert
Makes him very proud owner
Of pretty cottage