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Liberty's Edge

Of pretty cottage
A home has been made for us
Visit us, you may!


"Visit us, you may!"
Said Yoda to Skywalker
"Get lonely, I do!"

Silver Crusade

Pathfinder Lost Omens, Rulebook Subscriber

"Get Lonely, I do"
He said understandingly
He is a good friend.

Liberty's Edge

He is a good friend
Better than you, that's for sure
He doesn't steal fries!


He doesn't steal fries,
and, as a result of this,
I did not kill him.

Scarab Sages

"I did not kill him,
So, of course, he turned on me!"
Disney hero life.


Disney Hero life:
Where are all of the parents?
Life is rough for moms.

Liberty's Edge

Life is rough for moms
Especially Lamashtu
Her kids are monsters


Her kids are monsters,
Husband's gone, house is a wreck,
She drinks to forget

Scarab Sages

She drinks to forget
Hotel California
Such a lovely place


Such a lovely place
For a man like me to die.
Body is ready.


Body is ready.
Bionic sequence commence
Six million dollars

Scarab Sages

Six MILLION dollars!
Touch my finger to my lip
The world will grovel!


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"The World Will GROVEL!"
I said to my underling.
"What's with all these rocks?"


What's with all these rocks?
My garden is revolting.
Time to go to Ralph's.


Time to go to Ralph's
Discount Bean Emporium
Since I have run out


Since I have run out
Should I return to Rue Morgue
Gendarmes on my trail

Liberty's Edge

Gendarmes on my trail,
mused the assassin in my
new video game


New video game!
Chomp dots. Chase ghosts. Repeat. Die.
PacMan is my life.


Packs, man, is my life
Hiking over giant hills
In early Springtime

Sovereign Court

In early springtime
The bodies will appear
Out running cops time


Out running cops' time
at the FOP fun run
Donuts at the end


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Donuts at the end
NASCAR boys love turning left
Can we go faster

Liberty's Edge

We can go faster,
However, you may get sore
If you don't ride much


If you don't ride much
Then may I please have your bike?
My bike was eaten.

Scarab Sages

My bike was eaten
By a crazy French person
Michel Lotito


Michel Lotito
ate one Grenoble coffin.
Boiled eggs made him sick

Scarab Sages

Boiled eggs made him sick
"A waste of an omelet!"
Wailed Fancy French Chef


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Wailed Fancy French Chef
"Don't throw the whole carton in,
One egg is un œuf"


"One egg is 'nuff..."
Pappy always used to say
"To get a man killed"


To get a man killed
Ask her about weight or age
Relationship Goals

Liberty's Edge

Relationship Goals:
Lots of shagging, no nagging
That's all I'm asking!


That's all I'm asking
Quell your great grandiose dreams
Live more sensibly


Live more sensibly
Lower your expectations
Give up hope and die


"Give up hope and die"
Said the bad guy not knowing
How these stories go

Scarab Sages

How these stories go
Clichés have been renewed since
Fractured Fairy Tales


Fractured Fairy Tales.
Did you see the one about
Little Red Menace

Scarab Sages

Little Red Menace
Make way for the stampede of
Christmas Island crabs

Liberty's Edge

Christmas Island crabs
Made their shells from Misfit Toys
Charlie was the first!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Charlie was the first
Charlene was not the second
Big Daddy was last.


Big Daddy was last
One to die before all were
Become immortal


Become immortal!
Die in an impressive way!
Here's the laxatives!

Scarab Sages

Paizo Superscriber; Pathfinder Companion, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Starfinder Charter Superscriber

Here's the laxatives
I do not want to be here
No one should see that.

Scarab Sages

No one should see that.
Brent Spiner disgrace himself
Master of Disguise

Liberty's Edge

Master of Disguise
The nondescript motorist
called Mr. Perkins


Called Mr. Perkins
To the delivery boy,
"Can you break a ten?"

Scarab Sages

"Can you break Aten?"
The priests asked the boy Pharaoh
Now Tut-Ankh-Amun


Now, to tank a man
Takes a lot of alcohol
Better start drinking


Better start drinking
Enhance the frivolity
Only for a bit


"Only for a bit..."
The young man told his paramour,
but it was a lie.

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