Mmmm... Brains


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This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.

So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!


The brains, it's plain, are moister in the rain. {settles in with popcorn to watch re-run of The Brain Eaters (1958)}


I wasn't using mine anyway. Here you go.


The Jade wrote:
I wasn't using mine anyway. Here you go.

*consumes brain*

Oops.

Okay, the next one is for Aberzombie...


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I would let you have mine, but poodles don't have brains.

Mind if I hump your leg?


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Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

*consumes brain*

Oops.

Okay, the next one is for Aberzombie...

{wheels in dumpster full of brains} A delivery for {checks manifest on clipboard} a Mr. CBE Ghost, from the Limbaugh Fan-club. Hmmm, these look barely used.

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Here's one I found in a jar. Belonged to Abbie ... someone.


Jack J. Jackson, Beer Delivery wrote:
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

*consumes brain*

Oops.

Okay, the next one is for Aberzombie...

{wheels in dumpster full of brains} A delivery for {checks manifest on clipboard} a Mr. CBE Ghost, from the Limbaugh Fan-club. Hmmm, these look barely used.

They do look pristine and... so delicious...

We'll put them in back.


CourtFool wrote:

I would let you have mine, but poodles don't have brains.

Mind if I hump your leg?

Thank god for ethereality... You'll be humping nothing but the empty air, poodle.


Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?


CourtFool wrote:
Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

~grumbles in my Astral Form~ Damn! I forgot about his "Ghost Touch" ability! ~gets the hell out of here~


CourtFool wrote:
Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

Did I forget to mention that humping me will almost certainly result in significant ability drain on your part?

Would somebody harvest this poodle's brain already?


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Would somebody harvest this poodle's brain already?

Apparently, you can not read.


[Borg]The collective has deemed you all unworthy of assimilation.[/Borg]


Borg of Paizo wrote:
[Borg]The collective has deemed you all unworthy of assimilation.[/Borg]

Big surprise.


[Gump] I didn't know I 'spose to be looking for worthiness. [/Gump]


You can have mine, I'm blonde so I don't need it. ;)


Tiny Tina wrote:
You can have mine, I'm blonde so I don't need it. ;)

Excellent. Aberzombie will be pleased.

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

I've got a pretty good quantity of unused brains from the US Congress. Where do you want me to drop them off?

*drives box truck up to loading dock*

I also might have a lead on some more brains near the Hilton household...


I'm glad we put in that loading dock. Aberzombie is going to be set for a year!

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

I just hope AZ appreciates what we're doing for him.


Sneaks some brains from the back room...

Mmmm... tasty.

What? Oh I was testing them, you know quality control.


Zombie Wolf wrote:

Sneaks some brains from the back room...

Mmmm... tasty.

What? Oh I was testing them, you know quality control.

Ack! Those were for Ab...

Mmmmm...

Brains...

*helps himself*

Scarab Sages

Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss

Dark Archive

I'd like to donate mine! And I'm sure I've got plenty of friends that aren't using theirs.


Don't mind if I do.

<Spears a brain on a stalk of celery and departs>


I say, fresh brains? How delightful! Where do I sign up?


Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss

We have quite a stock for you!


to the tune of an old Armour Hot Dogs commercial

Spoiler:
HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
What kind of kids love Ar-mour HOT DOGS?
Big kids, lit-tle kids, kids who climb on rocks
fat kids, skin-ny kids, ev-en kids with chicken pox
love HOT DOGS, Ar-mour HOT DOGS
The dogs kids love to bite!

...Big brains, small brains, brains you like to lick. Grey brains, blue brains, even brains with bloody spots...

Scarab Sages

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss
We have quite a stock for you!

sniff

Thanks Casper.

sniff

I...feel so loved.

sniff

Liberty's Edge

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.

So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!

Wait, so you're implying that any Paizonians have brains? Good luck with that.


Aberzombie wrote:
Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss
We have quite a stock for you!

sniff

Thanks Casper.

sniff

I...feel so loved.

sniff

There, there. No need to cry. This is a happy occasion.

Or is that runny fluid the result of decay?


CourtFool wrote:
Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

Yeha! Weme half forse phum!

Liberty's Edge

Sharoth wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?
~grumbles in my Astral Form~ Damn! I forgot about his "Ghost Touch" ability! ~gets the hell out of here~

Hehe. "Ghost touch."

Liberty's Edge

I'm sure Slaad-Barr would love to come over here. He's a ghost too. I'll send him a ring.
Implants a few eggs in some of the undead, then teleports without error to the Slaad thread.


Fruit Slaad wrote:

I'm sure Slaad-Barr would love to come over here. He's a ghost too. I'll send him a ring.

Implants a few eggs in some of the undead, then teleports without error to the Slaad thread.

I am pretty sure egging undead doesn't work.


Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:
I am pretty sure egging undead doesn't work.

Just wait 'till we toilet paper their house. That'll show 'em.


Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.


Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

That was the idea behind Lenny. ^_^ I do miss the Loony Tunes... *sniffs*


Lenny wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."
That was the idea behind Lenny. ^_^ I do miss the Loony Tunes... *sniffs*

You 2 psychopaths stay the f#&% away from me, I have a restraining order so keep back 500 feet.


George the Rabbit wrote:
Lenny wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."
That was the idea behind Lenny. ^_^ I do miss the Loony Tunes... *sniffs*
You 2 psychopaths stay the f#&% away from me, I have a restraining order so keep back 500 feet.

Hay! Teh ribbit gott awl teh whey owfur hear!

Cases ribbit.


*Dumps a load to distract Pudle and jumps back into the briar patch.*


George the Rabbit wrote:
*Dumps a load to distract Pudle and jumps back into the briar patch.*

Hmmm! Stortes too tea teh lode.

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Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.

So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!

you cant have it but if you lick it a few times it will provide you with the necessary brainboost so you can go without brains for longer.

Scarab Sages

Gark the Goblin wrote:
Hehe. "Ghost touch."

What happens on the messageboards, stays on the messageboards....


yellowdingo wrote:


you cant have it but if you lick it a few times it will provide you with the necessary brainboost so you can go without brains for longer.

There are laws about licking hallucinogenic brains I believe.


Gark the Goblin wrote:


Wait, so you're implying that any Paizonians have brains? Good luck with that.

Hey! We have brains! Except those who donated them, of course. And those with decentralized nervous systems. Some of the undead are short too. And oozes, plants, and elementals. Maybe a few others I'm missing.

I'm not saying much about the quality of those brains, however. Mine's in the special state bordering between 'extra-crispy' and 'completely fried'.

Scarab Sages

Mmmm....brainnnsss

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