This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.

So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!

The brains, it's plain, are moister in the rain. {settles in with popcorn to watch re-run of The Brain Eaters (1958)}

I wasn't using mine anyway. Here you go.

I wasn't using mine anyway. Here you go.

*consumes brain*

Oops.

Okay, the next one is for Aberzombie...

I would let you have mine, but poodles don't have brains.

…

Mind if I hump your leg?

*consumes brain*

Oops.

Okay, the next one is for Aberzombie...

{wheels in dumpster full of brains} A delivery for {checks manifest on clipboard} a Mr. CBE Ghost, from the Limbaugh Fan-club. Hmmm, these look barely used.

Here's one I found in a jar. Belonged to Abbie ... someone.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

*consumes brain*

Oops.

Okay, the next one is for Aberzombie...

{wheels in dumpster full of brains} A delivery for {checks manifest on clipboard} a Mr. CBE Ghost, from the Limbaugh Fan-club. Hmmm, these look barely used.

They do look pristine and... so delicious...

We'll put them in back.

I would let you have mine, but poodles don't have brains.

…

Mind if I hump your leg?

Thank god for ethereality... You'll be humping nothing but the empty air, poodle.

Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

~grumbles in my Astral Form~ Damn! I forgot about his "Ghost Touch" ability! ~gets the hell out of here~

Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

Did I forget to mention that humping me will almost certainly result in significant ability drain on your part?

Would somebody harvest this poodle's brain already?

Would somebody harvest this poodle's brain already?

Apparently, you can not read.

[Borg]The collective has deemed you all unworthy of assimilation.[/Borg]

[Borg]The collective has deemed you all unworthy of assimilation.[/Borg]

Big surprise.

[Gump] I didn't know I 'spose to be looking for worthiness. [/Gump]

You can have mine, I'm blonde so I don't need it. ;)

You can have mine, I'm blonde so I don't need it. ;)

Excellent. Aberzombie will be pleased.

I've got a pretty good quantity of unused brains from the US Congress. Where do you want me to drop them off?

*drives box truck up to loading dock*

I also might have a lead on some more brains near the Hilton household...

I'm glad we put in that loading dock. Aberzombie is going to be set for a year!

I just hope AZ appreciates what we're doing for him.

Sneaks some brains from the back room...

Mmmm... tasty.

What? Oh I was testing them, you know quality control.

Sneaks some brains from the back room...

Mmmm... tasty.

What? Oh I was testing them, you know quality control.

Ack! Those were for Ab...

Mmmmm...

Brains...

*helps himself*

Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss

I'd like to donate mine! And I'm sure I've got plenty of friends that aren't using theirs.

Don't mind if I do.

<Spears a brain on a stalk of celery and departs>

I say, fresh brains? How delightful! Where do I sign up?

Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss

We have quite a stock for you!

to the tune of an old Armour Hot Dogs commercial

...Big brains, small brains, brains you like to lick. Grey brains, blue brains, even brains with bloody spots...

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss

We have quite a stock for you!

sniff

Thanks Casper.

sniff

I...feel so loved.

sniff

This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.

So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!

Wait, so you're implying that any Paizonians have brains? Good luck with that.

Casper the Brain-Eating Ghost wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Mmmmmm.......brainnnnnssss

We have quite a stock for you!

sniff

Thanks Casper.

sniff

I...feel so loved.

sniff

There, there. No need to cry. This is a happy occasion.

Or is that runny fluid the result of decay?

Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

Yeha! Weme half forse phum!

CourtFool wrote:

Did I forget to mention I bought my Hump ability with Affects Desolidified?

~grumbles in my Astral Form~ Damn! I forgot about his "Ghost Touch" ability! ~gets the hell out of here~

Hehe. "Ghost touch."

I'm sure Slaad-Barr would love to come over here. He's a ghost too. I'll send him a ring.
Implants a few eggs in some of the undead, then teleports without error to the Slaad thread.

I'm sure Slaad-Barr would love to come over here. He's a ghost too. I'll send him a ring.

Implants a few eggs in some of the undead, then teleports without error to the Slaad thread.

I am pretty sure egging undead doesn't work.

I am pretty sure egging undead doesn't work.

Just wait 'till we toilet paper their house. That'll show 'em.

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

That was the idea behind Lenny. ^_^ I do miss the Loony Tunes... *sniffs*

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

That was the idea behind Lenny. ^_^ I do miss the Loony Tunes... *sniffs*

You 2 psychopaths stay the f#&% away from me, I have a restraining order so keep back 500 feet.

Lenny wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Lenny wrote:

Wanders about staring vacantly, muttering "Where's the rabbit, George?" before shambling out of the thread. It is noteworthy that the normal zombie inclination to chomp on creatures with brains doesn't seem to activate on poor, dumb Lenny.

I've occasionally considered awarding a truly stupid character a 'brain eater only' invisibility as a benefit. This invisibility fails when attacking something that would ordinarily ignore the imbecile, or when the player comes up with a bright idea / has his INT score enhanced, temporarily or otherwise. Call it "Imbecile's Invisibility" or something.

Everytime I think of Of Mice and Men, I automatically flash on the Looney Tunes parodies: "I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him..."

That was the idea behind Lenny. ^_^ I do miss the Loony Tunes... *sniffs*

You 2 psychopaths stay the f#&% away from me, I have a restraining order so keep back 500 feet.

Hay! Teh ribbit gott awl teh whey owfur hear!

*Dumps a load to distract Pudle and jumps back into the briar patch.*

*Dumps a load to distract Pudle and jumps back into the briar patch.*

Hmmm! Stortes too tea teh lode.

This is the place where we try to amass brains for Aberzombie. It's a "used brain drive" so to speak.

So stop by and drop off your unwanted brains!

you cant have it but if you lick it a few times it will provide you with the necessary brainboost so you can go without brains for longer.

Hehe. "Ghost touch."

What happens on the messageboards, stays on the messageboards....

you cant have it but if you lick it a few times it will provide you with the necessary brainboost so you can go without brains for longer.

There are laws about licking hallucinogenic brains I believe.

Wait, so you're implying that any Paizonians have brains? Good luck with that.

Hey! We have brains! Except those who donated them, of course. And those with decentralized nervous systems. Some of the undead are short too. And oozes, plants, and elementals. Maybe a few others I'm missing.

I'm not saying much about the quality of those brains, however. Mine's in the special state bordering between 'extra-crispy' and 'completely fried'.

Mmmm....brainnnsss