Paizo Top Nav Branding
  • Hello, Guest! |
  • Sign In |
  • My Account |
  • Shopping Cart |
  • Help/FAQ
About Paizo Messageboards News Paizo Blog Help/FAQ
Lolth

Priestess of Discord's page

196 posts. Alias of Emperor7.


RSS

1 to 50 of 196 << first < prev | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | next > last >>

Boobs to the Head!


Chaos reigns supreme!


Drejk wrote:

Rain-rain-rain. Meh. Can't go buy me a piece of meat...

I am going to take a nap now.

So, now I'm just a piece of meat to you?!

No more discounts for you!

Signed,

The Boob Nazi

Hmmm, maybe a new alias has been born?


Do these pantaloons make me booty look fat?


Aberzombie wrote:
It's hard to believe that a week from now I'll be boarding a plane to go to PaizoCon. I'm very excited.

Why yes, yes you are.


I only play chords


Hey Badger, new in town?


Arr, do these pantaloons make me booty look fat?


aeglos wrote:

woohooo Date on Wednesday!

no chloroform,, I will rely on my fine dwarvish charms :-)

What's a woohoo date, Precious?

Sounds right up my alley. And chloroform? To some it's just an icebreaker.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

*pulls leaf over nest*

Go away! I don't want to go to school today!

Hey, has anybody seen my boxers?

Yes, yes I have. They're adorable!


Sowing the seeds of discord. I like it!


I make all of my customers use condoms.


Treppa wrote:
Ashe Ravenheart wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
I think we all need to be cheered up so I propose we all insult Studpuffin. :D
I heard he wets the bed.
The "stud" in his name isn't because he's manly, but because he has a wooden 2x4 for a spine.
I can certainly put the kaibosh on these rumors. Authoritatively!

Me too! purrrrrrr....


Pie Golem wrote:
Pehcawn Pie. Oh man. I like the tarts even better: more crust!

Did someone say tarts?


Eric Swanson wrote:
Missing all the fun/flirting/amgst and all around nuttiness post

[purr] Hey, hunny. Nice rack. [/purr]


Boobs?


Give it to me!


Wizard of Chaos wrote:
Where's the chaos?

Right here, baby!


Woodraven wrote:
this thread just hit a roadblock

One scab comment and the world runs away.


Is that a python in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


Finger Sandwiches?


Stir Fry Brains with ginger?

Or was it Ginger's brain stir fried?


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Is it bad if I can't tell if the party is still going on, or if everybody's comatose and recovering? ;)

Sounds like you've recovered...need another 'lesson'? Or do you still need to sit on that pillow?


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Depends on you. You do have Fast Healing, don't you?"

His eyes seem to shine, just ever so slightly, as he smiles.

"You could say that, yeah" as they reach the cabana.

"Good. This might be a bit painful."
"Well, he said he wanted to explore some new territory..."

"Hey now - Benign territory, ladies. Guess I wasn't specific on that - sorry. Though the current content of the book is a good indicator of what we're looking for..."

I do believe I'm about to receive some dents in my chassis. Oh bother... ;D

Chassis contains 3 of the letters, in the right sequence. ;) Good luck on the drive. Another friend in GA sent some pics of the flooding.


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Depends on you. You do have Fast Healing, don't you?"

His eyes seem to shine, just ever so slightly, as he smiles.

"You could say that, yeah" as they reach the cabana.

"Good. This might be a bit painful."

"Well, he said he wanted to explore some new territory..."


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

El-Lina grabs the spinner, then Ambrosia's arm, whilst PoD takes hold of Devlyn. They head to the cabana.

"Can we try the stuff on page 17 of your book? Just to warm up?"

"And page 23? I really like the sound of that one." *giggle*

He grins, then tries to get serious for a moment (and fails).

"On one condition - you have to be willing and able to contribute some quality material to the book. Do you think you can do that?" he says with mirthful challenge in his voice. ;D

"Depends on you. You do have Fast Healing, don't you?"


El-Lina grabs the spinner, then Ambrosia's arm, whilst PoD takes hold of Devlyn. They head to the cabana.

"Can we try the stuff on page 17 of your book? Just to warm up?"


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.

"That could work too...Hmmm."
"Or four. Then we'd have four play." *giggle*
"I'm sensing a very interesting version of Twister coming on..." ;)
Twister with Jello! Great idea!
"How come we're never sticky afterwards? Oops, I remember now." ;)
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Maybe we should both go with her? I'm sure I might need a few pointers from the master.

Nodding at Ambrosia's approval, Devlyn runs his hand through his hair, surveying the scene.

"I think we need to move this somewhere else besides the bar, then. After I get us a few supplies, of course." :)

"Don't forget the spinner or we'll have to use Ambrosia!"


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."

He tries to look thoughtful.

"That could work too...Hmmm."
"Or four. Then we'd have four play." *giggle*
"I'm sensing a very interesting version of Twister coming on..." ;)

Twister with Jello! Great idea!


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

"But I'm still all wet."

Don't you love her sublety? ;)

What - I'm not allowed to have my own fun? (And I have no problem with the fact that she is a subtle woman, just for the record) ;D

[Oooo - just had an evil thought... :) ] :

"Hmmm - we do need to take care of that, don't we?"

Looks over at Ambrosia still doing her routine with El-Lina.

"Sweets? I would be remiss in my duties if I didn't give you every opportunity to test out your new feline form. I do believe our dear Priestess is in need of some...grooming?" as he motions toward PoD's current condition.

"Care to give it a try, or would you like me to give a demonstration?"
:P

"Why just one or the other? Both would be purr-fect."


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

"Let me pour it for you, darling."

spills it on her ample chest

Dalesman Sense is tingling. Must act fast to avoid danger... ;D

In a blur of motion, Devlyn deftly snags a shot glass from the bar and positions it to catch a decent amount (though by no means all) of the drink before it hits the floor. That he has to, well, wedge the glass in place a bit to prevent its loss is totally coincidental. Really. :)

He gently extricates the glass, getting very close to but not quite touching PoD's generous decoullatage. He then downs the remnants of the shot with a grin and a wink. "Much obliged for the drink, m'dear. Cheers." ;P

"But I'm still all wet."

Don't you love her sublety? ;)


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Hey now - I practice safe lycanthropy, thank you very much. That definitely wasn't me," he says with a hurt expression on his face. ;P

{munching on mint from julip glass} 'Sokay. I think they're both outsiders (like me) anyway. We're naturally immune to lycanthropy.

I like this tigress body; it's all flexy and bendy. {hops off barstool, starts doing routines that are half-Cirque de Soleil, half-Vegas showgirl}

I think I can safely say that the other three stop talking for a moment and enjoy that little performance... :)

Devlyn shakes off the daze.

"Their are certain advantages to the feline form, yes. And you're showing off most. of. them..."

[Happy Daze]

He shakes off the daze again. "Wow. I think I need another drink now."

"Let me pour it for you, darling."

spills it on her ample chest


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:


"Wish I could take credit for that little adventure, but that was Warforged Jack. I didn't think he was ever going to wake up after you two finished with him!"
Then where did all these scratch marks come from?
And the bite marks?
"Hey now - I practice safe lycanthropy, thank you very much. That definitely wasn't me," he says with a hurt expression on his face. ;P

"Maybe it was El-Lina. There was so much flesh writhing around that night. It was hard to tell which one of you was who. Well, sometimes."


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:


"Wish I could take credit for that little adventure, but that was Warforged Jack. I didn't think he was ever going to wake up after you two finished with him!"
Then where did all these scratch marks come from?

And the bite marks?


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Or we can play naughty. Which does she prefer?
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"She's pretty open-minded. Why don't you ask her?"

OoOoOoOoooo... just right with the mint, D. I feel all tingly and wriggly. {big dreamy smile, eyes fully dilated}

{eyes the two lovely young ladies} Hmmm, what did you have in mind, ladies?

*giggle*

Tingly and wriggly. Both sound fine.

Now, now. Don't get greedy. Choose one or the other.

You get tingly and I'll play with wriggly.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
Priestess of Discord wrote:
"But she's not here yet, is she?"

{sneaks up behind PoD, whispers in here ear:} Boo!

{hops up on barstool next to PoD, chugs Dark & Stormy} Thanks, Big D. Make the next one a mint julip if you would, please? Heavy on the mint too.

See? She's playful.


El-Lina Solareil wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
"But she's not here yet, is she?"

He just shakes his head and chuckles.

"Depends on your definition of 'here' I guess. I think she's just hanging back and taking in the lovely view of you two before she sits down," with a quick gentlemanly bow to PoD and El-Lina, watching Ambrosia's appraising look out of the corner of his eye.

Is that rejection? After all that we meant to each other?
All the things we did together?

We can play nice with your new friend too.


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:
Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
"But she's not here yet, is she?"

He just shakes his head and chuckles.

"Depends on your definition of 'here' I guess. I think she's just hanging back and taking in the lovely view of you two before she sits down," with a quick gentlemanly bow to PoD and El-Lina, watching Ambrosia's appraising look out of the corner of his eye.

Is that rejection? After all that we meant to each other?


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.

"But she's not here yet, is she?"


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

Sends some more tequila over to the ladies in the limo, just in case they're getting thirsty, then pats one of the barstools for Ambrosia to come sit down as he fixes both of them some Dark & Stormys real quick.

Ooh! Is that for me?, she purrs, as she heads over to Devlyn


celestial nymph wrote:


"I wanna ride, too. But I'm not that into cars." *wink*

"Let me know if you need any help. I like flashy hunks."


Is it true that the Gary clones in Fallout 3 were modeled after our PostMonster as a tribute to his popularity?


Carnivorous_Bean wrote:
Malice Jack wrote:

A TOAST!

May the protoplasm in his psuedopods never lose elasticity!

Drinks Dark & Stormy

Hear, hear! And may his multiple eyes always see clearly!

His eyes are so dreamy.......


El-Lina Solareil wrote:

PoD and El-lina help each other get cleaned up.

How come we can't create as much steam as those two?

Oh, shut up.

That skinny little thing is tougher than she looks. Maybe she's a cyborg with a skin overlay?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Priestess of Discord wrote:

Verry close.

writhing her body like a snake

Loses her grip because of all the wriggling.

Would you just stay still already!

For a kiss...

heading to bed. play as you will. ;)


Verry close.

writhing her body like a snake


lynora-Jill wrote:
LJ lashed out at both of them not even really sure who she was grabbing at this point. She kicked and pulled hair and pretty much whatever else she could, although she definitely stopped short of biting. That was more of a desperation tactic.

LJ is getting as good as she's giving. The tank is a tangle of arms and legs. At some point she gets spanked on her bottom, but she can't be sure which one did it.


Wasn't me.

LJ you naughty thing.


Free for all!

PoD barrel rolls into both LJ and El-lina, creating a sprawling pile of bodies.


El-Lina Solareil wrote:

As LJ turns her eyes on PoD, El-lina jumps on her back, pinning her wings.

How she got naked so fast is unknown

PoD watches the start intently, tracing jellow down the right side of her neck.

1 to 50 of 196 << first < prev | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | next > last >>

©2002–2014 Paizo Inc.®. Need help? Email customer.service@paizo.com or call 425-250-0800 during our business hours: Monday–Friday, 10 AM–5 PM Pacific Time. View our privacy policy. Paizo Inc., Paizo, the Paizo golem logo, Pathfinder, the Pathfinder logo, Pathfinder Society, GameMastery, and Planet Stories are registered trademarks of Paizo Inc., and Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Campaign Setting, Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Adventure Card Game, Pathfinder Player Companion, Pathfinder Modules, Pathfinder Tales, Pathfinder Battles, Pathfinder Online, PaizoCon, RPG Superstar, The Golem's Got It, Titanic Games, the Titanic logo, and the Planet Stories planet logo are trademarks of Paizo Inc. Dungeons & Dragons, Dragon, Dungeon, and Polyhedron are registered trademarks of Wizards of the Coast, Inc., a subsidiary of Hasbro, Inc., and have been used by Paizo Inc. under license. Most product names are trademarks owned or used under license by the companies that publish those products; use of such names without mention of trademark status should not be construed as a challenge to such status.