THEY be Goblins TOO!! (Inactive)

Game Master Edeldhur

Shipwreck in the Swamp

[dice=Mort]d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Ronk]d20+5[/dice]
[dice=Medge]d20+5[/dice]
[dice=Twitchy]d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Gurp]d20+3[/dice]
[dice=Zeli]d20+3[/dice]


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Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Dot!


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Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Ooh Ronk is so fine
I want to make that goblin mine
And here is my good friend Medge
To marry us at the ship's edge
And here shall come Gurp-y too
With his many numbered sluggy crew!

If you open gameplay, we can dot it
(You won't even have to bot it)
and then we can DELETE our posts
Sneak in and out like forum ghosts
Yet have this thread in our campaigns
Please hook us up, GM who REIGNS!


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male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

This is my dot
So here I will squat
Quietly waiting for the game to start
All of the horrible rhymes We are throwing
Our poetry is really horrible
But that makes these little Goblins so adorable!

My roommates are always amused
At these words that I abuse
But now I am rambling
Back on topic I am scrambling

So Ronk has made his dot
Twitchy's was really hot ;)
Medge's dot is simple but sneaky
So easy and quick is really quite cheeky!
But where is the giver of swamp curses?
Gurp is missing out on these bad verses


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Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

"...Gurp is here, and will not sing."


Tough Monday today guys - apologies for the delay. I'll get to it tomorrow.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

That's okay...

I'll provide you all with a Cuddle of Goblins while we wait. Aww! I like this collective noun even better than an Exhalation of Larks!


Gameplay is up ;)


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

And so our goblin story begins
Will our little troupe pay for our sins?
No! We are goblins, so we dare!
And when burning smells fill the air
We start revels and end our sleep!
Towards them, with stealth, we'll creep...

Twitchy has entered gameplay.


Guys, just a heads up to let you know I am currently without internet at home - posting may become sparse until I get this one sorted (hopefully by the end of the week...)


Peoples, I am away with the family during the weekend. Back to regular posting Sunday/Monday evening.

And no Twitchy, there is no fire. Not here at least ;)


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

No fire! Well, then we all should be tromping around the deck and exploring!

So... I'm excited. I had an aikido test last week for my last level of brown belt ranks. Today, they told me that I passed, and I got a huge certificate covered in Japanese calligraphy to prove it.

Now... just wait until the next time Ronk gets out of hand!

Hmm


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Medge and I share a Kingmaker game. In it she wrote:

Medge wrote:
Sorry I haven't been around much this week. Things got a little crazy and now I'm going to be out of town from Thursday until Monday. So bot me as necessary.

So we may be slow or on hiatus until next week. If I get desperate, I'll post a song!


Hehe, ok. Gotcha.

If I get desperate, I'll start straying from the path :D


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

I was just coming here to post that but Twitchy beat me to it!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Since Ronk already found it and snuck into it, the rest of you should know that I'm trying to get help planning my weird goblin mating rituals from the advice forum.

If you all have suggestions or just want to kibbitz in the brainstorming, feel free.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Gurp, I'm already in terror awe of your decorating skulls skills!

Hmm


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Not trusting Ronk with to many things is wise, very wise!


Peoples, just a note to let you know I am still here.

Been exchanging PMs with Just a Mort, and I think we've finally settled on a solution - if it prove to be too crazy, well then I get it is appropriate to the game? :D

Once he is finished I will drop him in. You are giving me a lot of time to think about the game, and being given to dramatic scenarios/movies/TV series/books/etc, I believe you are risking a lot, and my head is coming up with all sorts of dark things.

BEWARE! ;)


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

The other players may not be aware, O GM, of what Mort is volunteering to come in as or why. Do you wish to tell them?


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Ronk should know things so that he is better than John Snow. Ronks knows things?


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Ronk, do you remember when you asked Twitchy for your own kitty mount?

Apparently, the kitty was amenable...


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Twitchy speaks truth! Really! Ronk gets a kitty mount with not skills on dealing with it and no riding skills! No Work for Ronk! Ronks has best mate ever!... Ronk doesn't have anything for Twitchy


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Maybe Ronk might want to put a point in ride now? Twitchy can take him riding on Fluffer now to build up his skill set!

Ronk better have something for Twitchy!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

If the nice DM will let me spend the funds I have Ronk can figure something out. And if I could change a skill point then sure. Oh and I apparently still have the studded leather so do I keep that or 'sell'it for half?


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

That thread is the BEST thread ever. Medge needs to swing in on a rope, do some flips and have fireworks go off as she lands.


Sorry guys, busy day yesterday - we will soon have a kitten among us :D


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Hello everyone, and thanks for invite. I'm the kitty that started following Twitchy around.

I'm a little new to PBP stuff, this is my 2nd game(first one closed long time back), and I'm a luddite, so please bear with any screw-ups I make.

Please inform me if there's anything I need to add on, thanks.


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

So I assume that the GM has a clever way of introducing the new kitty into gameplay, since in this game I haven't met you yet.

Welcome, Mort!

Hmm


Male Goblin Druid (Swamp Druid) 3 | HP 26/26 | AC 18, touch 13 Flat-footed 15 | CMB +0 | CMD 13 | Fort +5, Ref +4, Will +8 | Perception +10 (+2 when hearing, +1 in swamp)

Welcome aboard the crazy train, Mortimer!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

He volunteered to be Ronk's mount of his own free will. I say he's already on crazy train...


Yep, the GM has a way of introducing Paddypaws :D

I should be posting it up shortly.


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

GM did not answer the questions of Ronk. But in secret Ronk and new amazing kitty have been scheming! A plan has been hatched and Twichy's present decided on ;) A happy adventure we must have to fetch it. You will all be amused!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Ronk and Kitty have been scheming? Already? This will be interesting.


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

Kitty is Golden! Ronk has been missing out on damage this whole time! Treating wonderful Bonking Stick like a on handed weapon and not a two handed weapon like it deserves. Kitty is a Math Cat. They are sacred to my people, the gamers.

Kitty wants to take a trip and on this trip We will collect a present for Twitchy assuming the GM is amicable to this idea. I like this Math Cat


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

This game just gets better and better. Welcome new kitty friend!!


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Thanks everyone!


For Ronk:
We're currently looking at carrying capacity - 99 lbs for light load.
114 lbs if I get to lv 4. Ronk, I calculated you and your gear will be approx - 30 lbs (goblin) + mithril chainshirt (9.375 lbs), Bonking stick - 6 lbs, not counting your backpack and other whatever, certainly not your studded leather armor.
Basic riding accessories - minimal, no saddle bag involved - 30 lbs for exotic riding saddle, 25 lbs for chainshirt barding (could be 12.5 if I went for mithril).
Total minimal riding weight - 87.875 - technically possible without muleback cords. Total is 99 lbs. But nothing else.
Gear wise - Ronk - do you want exotic military saddle(+10 lbs) or riding saddle. I will probably go for muleback chords, though if we're really travelling light it could be possible for me to not require them. Cutting it really close though.
Looking at MW chainshirt barding + muleback chords, or mithril chainshirt barding and no muleback chords. Then will spend on funny exotic gear.

And Ronk, thanks. I was afraid I'd be putting myself too far forward, but as much as I dislike maths(yes, lol!), when I see stuff not quite right, I can't help but want to point it out....

Uh guys, did I do the OOC thing right? Its supposed to be blue?


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Yes, ooc is blue!

Keep in mind that Twitchy can brew ant haul, but she plans to use some of those for taking more than just herself in the air.

Behold the powers of math kitty!


male Goblin Barbarian Feral Gnasher Lvl 3 HP 27| AC 16| T 12| FF16| CMD 15| F+4| Ref+2|W+2 | Init+5 | Per+7
Spoiler:
melee Great Club +7 att (1d8+3 x2) or Bite +6/+8gr (1d6+2 x2), +2 att improv, Rage 9rnds, HP 29, Will+4| AC14| T 12| FF 13| attacks +2

This is totally up to you. armor is good and so is loot. What matter is that at least once I get to ride you into battle screaming something. Sadly I have no ranks in ride and do not have the mounted combat feat so the experience will be entertaining.

Ronk did not plan for a Math Kitty but he is so proud to have one. Ronk has slugs, a swamp curse giver, a pirate, a big birdy, a goblin bride, and now a math cat. Ronk is just so happy!

Oh and too forward in this group is apparently just right.


Init +5 | HP 20/20 | AC +18 | Touch +16 | FF +14 | Fort +1 | Ref +8 | Will +1 | Per + 5
Per day:
SL1 4/4 | Luck 13/13 | Softpaw boots 10/10

Too...forward? Medge does not understand this term.


M Leopard Hexcrafter Lvl 3 HP 19/24| AC 15| T 11| FF14| CMD 15| F+5| Ref+3|W+3 | Init+3 | Per+2

Ok - I set my gear, I'm good to go. Goblins are naturally good riders, you should be fine..the worst that happens is you get a few more bumps :P


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

I just realized that we have a new player, and he hasn't been greeted with badly written doggerel yet!

Sorry, Mort, I'm correcting that now.

He's Mort the battle Kitty
As fearless as he's witty
And he's ready to carry our Ronk!

Now Ronk may not ride pretty
When on the saddle will sit he,
Perhaps he'll fall off with a conk!

With details nitty gritty
(As I try to end this ditty)
They'll ride together as they bonk!


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F Raven HP 12| AC 16| T 13| FF13| CMD 8| F+2| Ref+4|W+4 | Init+2 | Per+8 | Stealth +15


There once lived a village fair within the forest deep,
Gnomes and their animal friends, the peace did they keep.
Then one day the hunters came and the harmony they did strip.
The trees were chopped for furniture and the animals did fur coats make.
The gnomes went to war, for their beloved forest and its inhabitants sake.

But alas, the humans were too strong for the gnomes alone to defeat.
And they were forced into a plan from which there was no retreat.
They asked for powerful druid to give their animals brains,
To think for themselves so they could fight the war to preserve all that remains.

The gnomes cried over the loss of innocence of the animals fair,
But they were pushed for desperate measures as the enemy neared their lair.

One of them, a leopard named Mortimer was on a scouting foray that day,
And ran into a human ambush where his gnome was shot off during the fray.
Mortimer slew the humans and turned to look but alas his gnome was dead,
And there would be a price for a killer leopard out upon his head.
Mortimer was eating up the humans when a raven came and asked to share.
She offered to give Mortimer knowledge, and Mortimer said, “Why not? That is fair.”

Then they smelt the smoke coming from the village and Mortimer went to investigate.
His new companion, the raven Zeli, followed in his stead.
He returned to find the village burnt down into a shell,
There was nothing left except human, gnome and animal corpses strewn about that hell.

Mortimer waited for days but no animal nor gnome did appear.
Then he realized he was alone in this world and cried out in tears.
He wondered, “Why didn’t they return, or perhaps they were all dead?”
“Then I’d better get away before the humans claim that bounty on my head!”

He and Zeli ran away from the place that he once held dear.
Across the Sanos forest, to the Brimestone swamp they fled in fear.
What lies ahead for Mortimer and his raven ahead?
That is yet to be known as the story has yet to be read.


It's been a long time since I actually exercised that part of my brain. But again today is a Sunday!


Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

* Applause! *

Oh Zeli, you'll fit right in!

Twitchy now feels self-conscious about her badly-written doggerel. :D


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I won't even try :D

People, even though realizing it is a tad anticlimatic, I just wanted to let you know I am going on vacations with my family next Monday, and won't be back until Sunday.

Tomorrow I am probably available to post, and during the remaining days I should have access to a laptop and internet, but as you may presume, RPG is not going to be a priority during these days - it is possible that I may drop a line or three, but feel free to bot me at any given point if needed.


Ronk Bonk wrote:

If the nice DM will let me spend the funds I have Ronk can figure something out. And if I could change a skill point then sure. Oh and I apparently still have the studded leather so do I keep that or 'sell'it for half?

You can spend your funds as per 'initial character creation' at level 3 Ronk, assuming what you now possess was somehow part of the witch's loot. And sure, you can juggle skill points around.

As for selling, there is no one around to sell anything to... Or is there..?

*Cue phantasmagorical laughter*


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Female Goblin Alchemist (Winged Marauder) 3 | HP 23/23 | AC 18 | T 14 | FF 15 | CMD 13 | F +4 | R +6 (+8 vs falls) | W +1 | Init +3 | Per +6
Resources:
20 bullets | 20 bolts | 6/6 bombs | 3 elixirs

Obermind, this is the issue with cutting and pasting text into every discussion...

You realize that you just asked us to bot the GM?


I am the tool of the GM

I am Bot Buddy, a creation of Hmm
I am Bot Buddy, let me bot the GM
Built with megalomaniac design...
Mua-ha-ha-ha this thread is MINE!


Hahahahaha... Indeed I have. Apologies for that. If you look closely, you'll notice it is not completely cut and paste.

But truly... Feel free to bot me if needed :D


Added pic of Swamp Shipwreck to Campaign Info - Let me know if it is visible correctly.

Zeli, that image is what you would see from your vantage point atop a tree, with a few added goblins that is ;)

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