Living in the Lands of the Linnorm (Inactive)

Game Master Aiunder

Savol Kodiakborne is a living legend. Now he returns home to the North to claim his ancestral homelands and with your help he just might get that chance.


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male (HP43/43 AC 21 | T 14 | FF 17 | CMD 21 | F +6 | R +11 | W +6 | Init +3 | Per +10) Garundi Ranger (Freebooter) 2 / Bard 4

It's all about the fundamentals.


LG male human [taldan] paladin of Shelyn 1 [AC 18/12/16; hp 1/10]
Isham Tabouri wrote:
It's all about the fundamentals.

Indeed, technique is everything. In Jediah's case, due to his size, the proper form is to face his opponent, crouch so he's eye-to-eye, then take a firm grip with both hands about shoulders-width apart. Then squeeze. :P


Female Human Sorcerer 8, HP 63, AC 13, touch 12, flat-footed 11, Fort 5, Ref 3, Will 6 (+2 vs. charm, cold, fear, fire, sleep)

I'm sorry, Jediah. I really like you. But if you can't stay faithful to one woman for even one night, I'm going to marry the Weidjadr instead.


LG male human [taldan] paladin of Shelyn 1 [AC 18/12/16; hp 1/10]

Ouch, burn.

Don't let it get you down, Jediah. All you need to do is convince Dagmar and it can be a double wedding!


Male Halfling (Lightfoot) Sorcerer -2 (HP:14/14)(AC 13/13t/11ff ; F+3, R+3,W+4 with +2 Bonus vs fear)

I was feeling halforc envy for a moment there... ;)


LG male human [taldan] paladin of Shelyn 1 [AC 18/12/16; hp 1/10]

His orc half could have married Anastasiya, his human half could have married Dagmar.


M Human Skald 1

Jediah takes 10d6 burn damage to his manliness.


LG male human [taldan] paladin of Shelyn 1 [AC 18/12/16; hp 1/10]
JediahMountainstrong wrote:
Jediah takes 10d6 burn damage to his manliness.

Your pants are on fire! XO

We'll be sure to get you to a Temple of Calistria for treatment. They'll buff those scars right out.


I dunno you might have a better chance with Caiden Caylien since his priestess' may be drunk unless you plan on paying


male (HP43/43 AC 21 | T 14 | FF 17 | CMD 21 | F +6 | R +11 | W +6 | Init +3 | Per +10) Garundi Ranger (Freebooter) 2 / Bard 4

I thought you paid those priestesses to quell the burning in your britches by dousing them with ale?


male (HP43/43 AC 21 | T 14 | FF 17 | CMD 21 | F +6 | R +11 | W +6 | Init +3 | Per +10) Garundi Ranger (Freebooter) 2 / Bard 4

So - I'm still trying to figure out how to open up the obliette, and push Anastasiya's new boyfriend down to visit with his new houseguests. Call me a sucker for poetic justice.


male (HP43/43 AC 21 | T 14 | FF 17 | CMD 21 | F +6 | R +11 | W +6 | Init +3 | Per +10) Garundi Ranger (Freebooter) 2 / Bard 4

@jediah - I'm pushing a +1/+1 buff right now - you can probably still edit your post's entry.


Female Human (Ulfen/Irrisen)

Hoggle knows how to open obliettes, though sometimes he gets a janitor closet by mistake...


male (HP43/43 AC 21 | T 14 | FF 17 | CMD 21 | F +6 | R +11 | W +6 | Init +3 | Per +10) Garundi Ranger (Freebooter) 2 / Bard 4

but I have no door to work with.


Female Human (Ulfen/Irrisen)

Just lift up whatever blanket is on the ground, there's bound to be one laying about somewhere.


Male Halfling (Lightfoot) Sorcerer -2 (HP:14/14)(AC 13/13t/11ff ; F+3, R+3,W+4 with +2 Bonus vs fear)

Zethyris and Rutilux may be sharing a problem now. Eeek.


Zethyris is fine, the boss missed him because of mobility.


Male Halfling (Lightfoot) Sorcerer -2 (HP:14/14)(AC 13/13t/11ff ; F+3, R+3,W+4 with +2 Bonus vs fear)

oh good!

Kinda

I mean, misery does love company ;)


Female Human (Ulfen/Irrisen)

But if you're injured at least you get some attention from Dagmar. :)


M Human Skald 1

*Jediah.....Cuts his own head off!*


Female Human (Ulfen/Irrisen)

Which one? ;)


male (HP43/43 AC 21 | T 14 | FF 17 | CMD 21 | F +6 | R +11 | W +6 | Init +3 | Per +10) Garundi Ranger (Freebooter) 2 / Bard 4
DM - ARC wrote:
Zethyris is fine, the boss missed him because of mobility.

where I come from, we call that "a coupon" :)


Male Half-Elf Rogue 6 / Aldori Swordlord 1 / Duelist 1 (HP: 64/64 | AC:24 T:18 FF:24 [+2 vs traps, +4 vs movement AoO]| F:+6 R:+14 (+16 vs traps) W:+6 | Init +7 [+9] Per +15 (+18 vs traps)

Thanks for that, DM. ;)
I didn't realize that the Weidjadr had reach, or I would have explicitly specified.
@Rutilux - Sorry, I'm sure we can get infected by unknown illnesses together some other time!


Not knowing what your up against is part of the fun.


Dagmar and Anastasiya you only need 8 hours of rest to get spells back it can be broken by taking a watch. It just means that you could do anything strenuous tonight so hopefully no-one decides to run a marathon


male (HP43/43 AC 21 | T 14 | FF 17 | CMD 21 | F +6 | R +11 | W +6 | Init +3 | Per +10) Garundi Ranger (Freebooter) 2 / Bard 4

PT at 0530 for all new recruits in Savol's army. hut! hut!


LG male human [taldan] paladin of Shelyn 1 [AC 18/12/16; hp 1/10]

Though by breaking up their rest they would need to sleep longer than eight hours in total before refreshing spells. This is true of all arcane spellcasters (emphasis mine):

PRD wrote:
To prepare his daily spells, a wizard must first sleep for 8 hours. The wizard does not have to slumber for every minute of the time, but he must refrain from movement, combat, spellcasting, skill use, conversation, or any other fairly demanding physical or mental task during the rest period. If his rest is interrupted, each interruption adds 1 hour to the total amount of time he has to rest in order to clear his mind, and he must have at least 1 hour of uninterrupted rest immediately prior to preparing his spells.

Even movement is too strenuous, so taking a watch would definitely interrupt the rest period and require an extra hour. As such they should probably take first and last watch, respectively.


Female Human (Ulfen/Irrisen)

I guess we had better not need to pee in the middle of the night then or that would add an extra hour.


LG male human [taldan] paladin of Shelyn 1 [AC 18/12/16; hp 1/10]
Dagmar Ragnasdottir wrote:
I guess we had better not need to pee in the middle of the night then or that would add an extra hour.

Indeed. Or sleep through it; wetting your bed doesn't take much effort.

Though it does create an interesting problem for the elderly wizard: He can't refresh his spells because he was up every hour to use the toilet. Meanwhile the elderly cleric laughs at this trouble and refreshes his spells daily with no problem.


M Human AC19 F:+3, R:+9, W: +4 Ninja 8

Don't forget that great cantrip "Pisstidigitation."


LG male human [taldan] paladin of Shelyn 1 [AC 18/12/16; hp 1/10]
Julian Itto wrote:
Don't forget that great cantrip "Pisstidigitation."

It's a great way to stay warm in the frozen north. At least until it freezes your junk. Then you have issues.


Just so its stated. The vast majority of the survivors can speak and you understand common, only a few of the most elderly don't understand it and one or two seem to understand but only speak skald.


M Human AC19 F:+3, R:+9, W: +4 Ninja 8

Ooops, my bad. Well, Julian had non meta-gaming reasons that work better.


Male Halfling (Lightfoot) Sorcerer -2 (HP:14/14)(AC 13/13t/11ff ; F+3, R+3,W+4 with +2 Bonus vs fear)

Sorry, Folks. My internet (and phone, yay) went down last night and stayed down till this morning. I'll try to catch up.


Andreas Vaughn wrote:
Julian Itto wrote:
Don't forget that great cantrip "Pisstidigitation."
It's a great way to stay warm in the frozen north. At least until it freezes your junk. Then you have issues.

Rofl


Can those of you who haven't included AC values in your header please do so?

Thanks to those who have.


LG male human [taldan] paladin of Shelyn 1 [AC 18/12/16; hp 1/10]

Sorry for my absence. My computer was possessed for a bit: Seems I should have uninstalled WoW a few years ago, when I last cancelled my game account. I started the updater while considering playing again, and it turns out they optimized the client files in that time. The launcher started the process on my machine, and for some reason it played havoc with my system files.


Male Halfling (Lightfoot) Sorcerer -2 (HP:14/14)(AC 13/13t/11ff ; F+3, R+3,W+4 with +2 Bonus vs fear)
Quote:
A young woman slightly younger than he bearing a family resemblance to him also helps him out, fetching new clothes when it is over for him.

UNless our good DM objects to the above , I've decided Rutilux has a cousin heading north as well as was mentioned as a possibility in the recruitment thread


I don't mind people adding more character to the game... Just not more Characters (so don't expect her to be able to do more than a servant unless you take leadership later)

And welcome back Andreas, I was starting to worry that you had dropped out


LG male human [taldan] paladin of Shelyn 1 [AC 18/12/16; hp 1/10]
DM - ARC wrote:
And welcome back Andreas, I was starting to worry that you had dropped out

Nope, I don't intent to go anywhere. If you want to rid yourself of the paladin you'll have to use one of the old tried and true methods: banishment to an otherworldly dimension or eaten by a dragon.

... actually, given the setting, let's forget about the second one.


if anyone wants to do anything before leaving feel free to post in gameplay including any interactions you want with any NPCs.. Or feel free to hassle Julian about his stature compared to ulfen.kidding


Female Human (Ulfen/Irrisen)

I was actually contemplating making derogatory remarks about his stature, but Dagmar doesn't want to speak to him anytime soon. That and she has enough of a temper she might get physical with him and that would be bad for her. :)


Male Half-Elf Rogue 6 / Aldori Swordlord 1 / Duelist 1 (HP: 64/64 | AC:24 T:18 FF:24 [+2 vs traps, +4 vs movement AoO]| F:+6 R:+14 (+16 vs traps) W:+6 | Init +7 [+9] Per +15 (+18 vs traps)

"Oops, did I cast my sleep hex instead of heal hex? Oh well. I'm sure you'll recover, Julian."


male (HP43/43 AC 21 | T 14 | FF 17 | CMD 21 | F +6 | R +11 | W +6 | Init +3 | Per +10) Garundi Ranger (Freebooter) 2 / Bard 4

Taking nominations for a nickname for Julian. "Slick"? "Ace"?


Female Human (Ulfen/Irrisen)

Can I instruct my owl to poop on his head?


male (HP43/43 AC 21 | T 14 | FF 17 | CMD 21 | F +6 | R +11 | W +6 | Init +3 | Per +10) Garundi Ranger (Freebooter) 2 / Bard 4

anyone have decent appraisal? Not in my wheelhouse, but I'd hate to select something insultingly (but not apparently to me) chintzy...


Yes Dagmar you can change one language


male (HP43/43 AC 21 | T 14 | FF 17 | CMD 21 | F +6 | R +11 | W +6 | Init +3 | Per +10) Garundi Ranger (Freebooter) 2 / Bard 4

hrmm.. 'aquan'. If there are any watery tarts dispensing swords I might be in good nick. but not so much with the work-a-day fae...


Female Human (Ulfen/Irrisen)

No Excalibur for you sir. :)

Also, I <3 faeries. :)


M Human Skald 1

HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN!

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