I suppose this is as good a thread to die in as any other that I've died in...
*dies*
Devlyn, would you be a dear and clean that up?
No, Spike, you can't eat it. Eating people is wrong.
"Oh yum - that's a ripe one. Right - I'm on it."
Test fires the Mobile Jackapult Launch Platform with the dang hippeh's corpse, and fires him out to sea.
"Hmm. Not bad air time, but it needs to be tweaked a bit more..."
*radio* No fun having a war when no one wants to come. Should stick to drinking and dancing.
"Hey, I thought the Peace Prize turning and the atomic wedgie would work. What can I say?" :)
*radio* No fun having a war when no one wants to come. Should stick to drinking and dancing.
Well, you can always find that here.
Spike, stop sulking. You wouldn't have wanted to eat that corpse anyways. You don't know where it's been. Okay, okay. I get it. You're a growig hydra and you need to eat. Well, there's that dire shark right over there if you think you can handle it, but be careful.
*circles caged dire shark, licking lips*
Spike, stop sulking. You wouldn't have wanted to eat that corpse anyways. You don't know where it's been. Okay, okay. I get it. You're a growig hydra and you need to eat. Well, there's that dire shark right over there if you think you can handle it, but be careful.
"I think we're gonna need a cleanup on Rows 4-8 in a minute..." ;)
*unleashes all of his breathe weapons at the dire shark*
*looks confused when it doesn't die*
Meep?
*waits impatiently for breath weapons to recharge*
*unleashes all of his breathe weapons at the dire shark*
*looks confused when it doesn't die*
Meep?
*waits impatiently for breath weapons to recharge*
"This is morbidly fascinating," Devlyn says as he pulls up a chair to watch Spike.
*paces impatiently around the cage the dire shark is trying so hard to bite through*
*unleashes all of his breath weapons at it again*
*sits down in pure astonishment when it still doesn't die*
Meep!
"That is one tough fish."
*watches in frustration as the shark starts biting all the way through the bars*
Meep!
*unleashes breath weapons one last time*
*shrieks triumphantly as the shark falls over*
*NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM*
"Good job Spike! And clean up on Row 6! Wow." ;P
*radio* We interrupt this broadcast for an important announcement. The Jacks have won the war! Or should we say yet another war?
Commander and Chief Callous Jack personally verified the win, and has promoted Jack Hammer for waging a relentless attack on the slaadi forces.
Jack Hammer will be obligated to spring for the booze for the victory party.
Well, that's good news. :)
We should do something special to commemorate their victory.
Hmmm.
Anybody got any ideas?
Alaina sits up from her lounge chair and smiles mischeviously
If it involves liquor and dancing women dressed minimally, I'm sure the Jacks will approve.
Alaina sits up from her lounge chair and smiles mischeviously
If it involves liquor and dancing women dressed minimally, I'm sure the Jacks will approve.
Well, we've got those in plenty. :)
JH arrives, his metal muscles ripped to perfection due to the strenuous afternoon.
Hello, ladies. Hello, gents. Isn't it a fine day to be a Jack?
JH arrives, his metal muscles ripped to perfection due to the strenuous afternoon.
Hello, ladies. Hello, gents. Isn't it a fine day to be a Jack?
"I was wondering what was taking you. Anything else to report from the front?"
"Get that Slaad a lab coat - it's going to be some wierd science today." :)
*Slides back out to retrieve cage*
Next time, let it out of the cage, Spike will not get any exercise if he keeps using his breath weapons.
*pushes cage back into shop, mumbling*
I could have sworn half-dragon only got one use of their breath weapons a day. I'll have to check my notes when I make the next model...
JH arrives, his metal muscles ripped to perfection due to the strenuous afternoon.
Hello, ladies. Hello, gents. Isn't it a fine day to be a Jack?
Congratulations on your promotion. I hear you did really well out there. We should celebrate. Drinking and debauchery as usual? *wink*
Congratulations on your promotion. I hear you did really well out there. We should celebrate. Drinking and debauchery as usual? *wink*JH arrives, his metal muscles ripped to perfection due to the strenuous afternoon.
Hello, ladies. Hello, gents. Isn't it a fine day to be a Jack?
"Hmmm. Maybe we can use some of the new A/V equipment on the Media bus to highlight some of the action from the fracas. I don't know if any of it got recorded or not, though..."
While the party planning commences in earnest, Devlyn wanders over to one of the cabanas and pokes his head in after sniffing the air, verifying that it is empty.
"Ah well - no harm in checking," he says to himself as he goes by the bar and grabs food and some good libation.
JH arrives, his metal muscles ripped to perfection due to the strenuous afternoon.
Hello, ladies. Hello, gents. Isn't it a fine day to be a Jack?
"I was wondering what was taking you. Anything else to report from the front?"
It got rough for a bit there. One slaadi turned into Dick Cheney, then another got mutated by gamma rays. But when they poisoned their beer, they summoned the Dread Lord himself. It was over soon after that.
Congratulations on your promotion. I hear you did really well out there. We should celebrate. Drinking and debauchery as usual? *wink*JH arrives, his metal muscles ripped to perfection due to the strenuous afternoon.
Hello, ladies. Hello, gents. Isn't it a fine day to be a Jack?
Just like on leave. ;)
Just like on leave. ;)Congratulations on your promotion. I hear you did really well out there. We should celebrate. Drinking and debauchery as usual? *wink*JH arrives, his metal muscles ripped to perfection due to the strenuous afternoon.
Hello, ladies. Hello, gents. Isn't it a fine day to be a Jack?
Oh, well, in that case I'll have the girls prep the tank for the jello wrestling. ;)
While the party planning commences in earnest, Devlyn wanders over to one of the cabanas and pokes his head in after sniffing the air, verifying that it is empty.
"Ah well - no harm in checking," he says to himself as he goes by the bar and grabs food and some good libation.
Sorry Devlyn, your 'honey' may have been bummed out about our recent excursion to her chaotic paradise. Tell her next time you help her 'move stuff' that all's fair in love and war. Besides her own side wreaked more havoc on their thread than we did.
Oh, well, in that case I'll have the girls prep the tank for the jello wrestling. ;)Just like on leave. ;)Congratulations on your promotion. I hear you did really well out there. We should celebrate. Drinking and debauchery as usual? *wink*JH arrives, his metal muscles ripped to perfection due to the strenuous afternoon.
Hello, ladies. Hello, gents. Isn't it a fine day to be a Jack?
Strawberry jello?
Strawberry jello?Oh, well, in that case I'll have the girls prep the tank for the jello wrestling. ;)
Sure, baby. If that's the flavor you prefer.
From inside the shop, I am not making oozes so you can wrestle in them! *cough* *cough* I'm okay!
Did someone say shore leave?
*whew!* That battle was tough, but much needed. I think this lifestyle has been getting me soft around the middle.
This battle reminds me of the time Panama and I were asked by the mullah to investigate some activity by the China Coast. Did Panama ever tell you guys that story? Well, it started out as a simple exploration of some natural rock formations along the cliffs...
alternates story-telling and rum-swigging, trying to get the nymphs or dryads to pay attention
Sure, baby. If that's the flavor you prefer.Strawberry jello?Oh, well, in that case I'll have the girls prep the tank for the jello wrestling. ;)
Rawr!
The General strolls in, one arm in a cast and the other holding a yard of dark ale.
Damn slaadi. Broke my Vulcan machine gun attachment. Now my hand attachment won't set right.
Sorry Devlyn, your 'honey' may have been bummed out about our recent excursion to her chaotic paradise. Tell her next time you help her 'move stuff' that all's fair in love and war. Besides her own side wreaked more havoc on their thread than we did.
"It's the 'nature of the beast' I suppose. Security will either be really quiet or really exciting tonight - I think I'll go get dressed for the latter," he says with a smirk as he heads off to one of the buses to get some gear.
Once the tank is set up starts bringing in jello to fill it up.
It should be set and ready for wrestling in ten minutes, mistress.
Thanks, Rosie.
So, any preferences on who you want to see in the tank once it's ready?
And yes, the cameras are set up just the way you'd want them.
Spike has fallen asleep in a dark corner of one of the limos.
*snore*
Thanks, Rosie.
So, any preferences on who you want to see in the tank once it's ready?
And yes, the cameras are set up just the way you'd want them.
Hmmm...so many choices...so many beauties....
It looks like this jello is all set. Time to get the entertainment started, just as soon as you choose the opening act.
It looks like this jello is all set. Time to get the entertainment started, just as soon as you choose the opening act.
Oh, the royal treatment?
Opening act versus finale?
Well, how about it Alaina? You up for a match against Lynora-Jill? Get her pearly white wings all strawberry?
Devlyn does his best not to wake Spike as he leaves the bus. Properly attired now, he heads out to keep an eye on the celebration, and make sure that not too many crashers get in.
Looks around for Alaina as she waits for a response from her friend. And probably the only girl here other than Serafina she could count on not to get 'overly personal' during a wrestling match.
Since Alaina's being shy, is there another taker?
LJ is tough. But soft in all the right spots.
Tasty!
I'm willing.
Me too!
Or both of us!
*giggle*
Looks around for Alaina as she waits for a response from her friend. And probably the only girl here other than Serafina she could count on not to get 'overly personal' during a wrestling match.
So much for lynora's claims of not being a succubis.