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Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Wow. I like the new bus.

I got those guys from Pimp My Tour Bus in here and they added a whole lot of features, along with the new rims, the spoiler, and the kick a.ss paint job. I added a few of my own for good measure.

We'll roll in style now. And be able to survive a nuclear war.

Wow, you really do think of everything. :)

So the tires on this are a little more sturdy? Or did you just buy a bunch of extras?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Wow. I like the new bus.

I got those guys from Pimp My Tour Bus in here and they added a whole lot of features, along with the new rims, the spoiler, and the kick a.ss paint job. I added a few of my own for good measure.

We'll roll in style now. And be able to survive a nuclear war.

Wow, you really do think of everything. :)

So the tires on this are a little more sturdy? Or did you just buy a bunch of extras?

Excuse me a sec. Reaches over an 'accidently' bumps the Jackapult launch button, sending the stoner dretchling flying.

Solid rubber this time. Can't have them blowing out on the road. ;)


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


So the tires on this are a little more sturdy? Or did you just buy a bunch of extras?

Solid rubber this time. Can't have them blowing out on the road. ;)

Yeah, I can see how crashing the bus would definitely put a bit of a damper on the moment. ;)

So, you wanna test them out while Spike is finishing his lunch? *wink*


*Waits for Spike to finish his meal and get of of the pool, than slips in to get the mithral*

*Completes collecting mithral, gets out of pool and slides to Lynora-Jill.*
Spike should be an excellent guard-hydra if he keeps this up.
*slides of mumbling*
Something small and tough next time, and a lot of them...

In his own way, Slippy is spoileing Spike.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


So the tires on this are a little more sturdy? Or did you just buy a bunch of extras?

Solid rubber this time. Can't have them blowing out on the road. ;)

Yeah, I can see how crashing the bus would definitely put a bit of a damper on the moment. ;)

So, you wanna test them out while Spike is finishing his lunch? *wink*

Why don't we check out the inside improvements and you can tell me what you have in mind?

*Cool! They were able to get the hot tub working!* Err...maybe we should leave the retractable roof in the closed position for awhile. *hits switch and the open roof segment closes over.*


Jack Hammer wrote:


Why don't we check out the inside improvements and you can tell me what you have in mind?

*Cool! They were able to get the hot tub working!* Err...maybe we should leave the retractable roof in the closed position for awhile. *hits switch and the open roof segment closes over.*

Ooh, a hot tub. *giggle*

You really do think of everything.

*Follows him into the bus and closes door behind her.*


Slip and Slaad wrote:

Something small and tough next time, and a lot of them...

In his own way, Slippy is spoiling Spike.

How about a gross (144-ct) of Smurfs?

Augh, what just happened to me!?!? I'm little, blue, and even more annoying. Must. not. break. into.... song...


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


Why don't we check out the inside improvements and you can tell me what you have in mind?

*Cool! They were able to get the hot tub working!* Err...maybe we should leave the retractable roof in the closed position for awhile. *hits switch and the open roof segment closes over.*

Ooh, a hot tub. *giggle*

You really do think of everything.

*Follows him into the bus and closes door behind her.*

Hot tub first or the Magic Fingers Massage recliners?

Those doors won't open for 5 years now. Just kidding.


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


Why don't we check out the inside improvements and you can tell me what you have in mind?

*Cool! They were able to get the hot tub working!* Err...maybe we should leave the retractable roof in the closed position for awhile. *hits switch and the open roof segment closes over.*

Ooh, a hot tub. *giggle*

You really do think of everything.

*Follows him into the bus and closes door behind her.*

Hot tub first or the Magic Fingers Massage recliners?

Those doors won't open for 5 years now. Just kidding.

No you're not ;D


Vinnie Grett Dretching wrote:

{wanders aimlessly through thread, with a stupid grin and severly bloodshot eyes}

Dude, that totally looks like a b*tch*n spot for a break. {climbs onto launching arm of Jackapult}

Huh huh huh ha huh {retrieves pipe from under DretchEx cap} It's 4:20 somewhere.

Malice stumbles by the Jackapult, nursing a Dark & Stormy. He leans against the launching mechanism, flinging Vinnie Grett over to the Slaad Thread.

OOPS! Sorry lil' dude!

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Jack Hammer wrote:
Excuse me a sec. Reaches over an 'accidently' bumps the Jackapult launch button, sending the stoner dretchling flying.
Malice Jack wrote:

Malice stumbles by the Jackapult, nursing a Dark & Stormy. He leans against the launching mechanism, flinging Vinnie Grett over to the Slaad Thread.

OOPS! Sorry lil' dude!

{whizzing through the air} Whoa, that's some preemo ganga... it felt like I got launched twice. {faint contrail of pipeweed lingers behind him through the sky}


Vinnie Grett Dretching wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Excuse me a sec. Reaches over an 'accidently' bumps the Jackapult launch button, sending the stoner dretchling flying.
Malice Jack wrote:

Malice stumbles by the Jackapult, nursing a Dark & Stormy. He leans against the launching mechanism, flinging Vinnie Grett over to the Slaad Thread.

OOPS! Sorry lil' dude!

{whizzing through the air} Whoa, that's some preemo ganga... it felt like I got launched twice. {faint contrail of pipeweed lingers behind him through the sky}

LOL

MJ shakes his head and looks distrustingly at his Dark & Stormy.

I think somebody slipped me a rufo!


Malice Jack wrote:
Vinnie Grett Dretching wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Excuse me a sec. Reaches over an 'accidently' bumps the Jackapult launch button, sending the stoner dretchling flying.
Malice Jack wrote:

Malice stumbles by the Jackapult, nursing a Dark & Stormy. He leans against the launching mechanism, flinging Vinnie Grett over to the Slaad Thread.

OOPS! Sorry lil' dude!

{whizzing through the air} Whoa, that's some preemo ganga... it felt like I got launched twice. {faint contrail of pipeweed lingers behind him through the sky}

LOL

MJ shakes his head and looks distrustingly at his Dark & Stormy.

I think somebody slipped me a rufo!

I think you messed up ordering it on that fancy whiz-bang bar-thingy that JH installed. Who drinks a Dark & Stormy with a pink umbrella in it?!


HAR HAR, you lubber.

Salty launches his rowboat into the pool again, and settles in with a cooler of spiced rum concoctions.


Climbs up on top of the bus and falls asleep.


Spike the Hydra wrote:
Climbs up on top of the bus and falls asleep.

As the rocking of the tour bus lulls Spike to sleep, it slows and finally stops. Loud snoring ensues. The door to the bus opens and JH walks out.

Shhh...she's sleeping. Not quietly, but yeah, she's sleeping.

Heads to the food replicator thingy and dials up a prime rib sandwich, then pours himself a Dark & Stormy.


Good thing, what. I thought a tidal wave was heading this way.


I'm not sure what's louder. LJ's snoring or the 'other' jackhammers.


A sleepy and cranky looking LJ comes to the door of the bus wearing a short, clingy robe and holding a megaphone.

Okay, hon, I know I snore, but was it really necessary to strap this, she said holding up the megaphone, to my face while I was sleeping?


lynora-Jill wrote:

A sleepy and cranky looking LJ comes to the door of the bus wearing a short, clingy robe and holding a megaphone.

Okay, hon, I know I snore, but was it really necessary to strap this, she said holding up the megaphone, to my face while I was sleeping?

Oh, snap.... ;P


lynora-Jill wrote:

A sleepy and cranky looking LJ comes to the door of the bus wearing a short, clingy robe and holding a megaphone.

Okay, hon, I know I snore, but was it really necessary to strap this, she said holding up the megaphone, to my face while I was sleeping?

LOL

At least I didn't put shoe polish on the mouthpiece. ;)

And I've had to spend all morning buffing the scratches off my wrists from those handcuffs. Why'd you have to get titanium? *pauses, then smiles more*

Lunch?


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

A sleepy and cranky looking LJ comes to the door of the bus wearing a short, clingy robe and holding a megaphone.

Okay, hon, I know I snore, but was it really necessary to strap this, she said holding up the megaphone, to my face while I was sleeping?

LOL

At least I didn't put shoe polish on the mouthpiece. ;)

And I've had to spend all morning buffing the scratches off my wrists from those handcuffs. Why'd you have to get titanium? *pauses, then smiles more*

Lunch?

Sorry, baby. Next time I'll remember to buy the titanium handcuffs with the fuzzy covers.

Smiles back. Darn it, I can't stay mad at you.

Yes, lunch sounds good.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

A sleepy and cranky looking LJ comes to the door of the bus wearing a short, clingy robe and holding a megaphone.

Okay, hon, I know I snore, but was it really necessary to strap this, she said holding up the megaphone, to my face while I was sleeping?

LOL

At least I didn't put shoe polish on the mouthpiece. ;)

And I've had to spend all morning buffing the scratches off my wrists from those handcuffs. Why'd you have to get titanium? *pauses, then smiles more*

Lunch?

Sorry, baby. Next time I'll remember to buy the titanium handcuffs with the fuzzy covers.

Smiles back. Darn it, I can't stay mad at you.

Yes, lunch sounds good.

Have you tried this replicator thingy? <No, rep..li..cat..or. You naughty girl.> It tastes OK, but I still prefer real meat to soy protein. <Come on, get your mind out of the gutter, LJ.> ;)

It has thousands of recipes.


Jack Hammer wrote:

Have you tried this replicator thingy? <No, rep..li..cat..or. You naughty girl.> It tastes OK, but I still prefer real meat to soy protein. <Come on, get your mind out of the gutter, LJ.> ;)

It has thousands of recipes.

Okay, it's worth a try.

Can it make tabbouleh?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Have you tried this replicator thingy? <No, rep..li..cat..or. You naughty girl.> It tastes OK, but I still prefer real meat to soy protein. <Come on, get your mind out of the gutter, LJ.> ;)

It has thousands of recipes.

Okay, it's worth a try.

Can it make tabbouleh?

Hmm..I don't know. Is that some kind of hunting cat? It does have a recipe for Tiger Paws, but I haven't tried 'em.


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Have you tried this replicator thingy? <No, rep..li..cat..or. You naughty girl.> It tastes OK, but I still prefer real meat to soy protein. <Come on, get your mind out of the gutter, LJ.> ;)

It has thousands of recipes.

Okay, it's worth a try.

Can it make tabbouleh?

Hmm..I don't know. Is that some kind of hunting cat? It does have a recipe for Tiger Paws, but I haven't tried 'em.

*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Can it make tabbouleh?
Hmm..I don't know. Is that some kind of hunting cat? It does have a recipe for Tiger Paws, but I haven't tried 'em.

Who to the what now?! That is not funny dude... ;P


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

Have you tried this replicator thingy? <No, rep..li..cat..or. You naughty girl.> It tastes OK, but I still prefer real meat to soy protein. <Come on, get your mind out of the gutter, LJ.> ;)

It has thousands of recipes.

Okay, it's worth a try.

Can it make tabbouleh?

Hmm..I don't know. Is that some kind of hunting cat? It does have a recipe for Tiger Paws, but I haven't tried 'em.

*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.

With vegetables? Eww......


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Can it make tabbouleh?
Hmm..I don't know. Is that some kind of hunting cat? It does have a recipe for Tiger Paws, but I haven't tried 'em.
Who to the what now?! That is not funny dude... ;P

Crap, he knows! Abort, abort!

*calls off ninja pirates*


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.

With vegetables? Eww......

But you like onion rings, and onions are vegetables. And do I really need to tell you what pizza sauce is made from? Here's a hint it involves vegetables. And what about salsa? :)

If the replicator can't manage salad, I guess I'll have some pizza.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.

With vegetables? Eww......

But you like onion rings, and onions are vegetables. And do I really need to tell you what pizza sauce is made from? Here's a hint it involves vegetables. And what about salsa? :)

If the replicator can't manage salad, I guess I'll have some pizza.

*slides over*

Pizza sauce=tomatoes
Tomatoes=fruit

If I'm interruptting, I apoligize. I'd like a pepperoni pizza if you're ordering.


Slip and Slaad wrote:


If I'm interruptting, I apoligize. I'd like a pepperoni pizza if you're ordering.

Let's see. How does this thing work?

*presses semi-random buttons*

*gets pizza with lots of vegetables*

Looks like that one's mine. I'll try again.

*presses more buttons*

Hmm. I think you got pepperoni and sausage, Slip and Slaad. Hope that's okay.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Slip and Slaad wrote:


If I'm interruptting, I apoligize. I'd like a pepperoni pizza if you're ordering.

Let's see. How does this thing work?

*presses semi-random buttons*

*gets pizza with lots of vegetables*

Looks like that one's mine. I'll try again.

*presses more buttons*

Hmm. I think you got pepperoni and sausage, Slip and Slaad. Hope that's okay.

Its fine, I can pick off the sausage anf use it to feed the flying pirahnas. Thank you.

*grabs pizza(politely if LJ is holding it) and slides away*


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:


*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.

With vegetables? Eww......

But you like onion rings, and onions are vegetables. And do I really need to tell you what pizza sauce is made from? Here's a hint it involves vegetables. And what about salsa? :)

If the replicator can't manage salad, I guess I'll have some pizza.

There's a difference btwn vegetables and cooked vegetables you know. And if they're combined with meat that's OK.

But a salad? You eat that by itself! (excluding chef or antipasto salads) *shiver*


Jack Hammer wrote:


There's a difference btwn vegetables and cooked vegetables you know. And if they're combined with meat that's OK.

But a salad? You eat that by itself! (excluding chef or antipasto salads) *shiver*

Between mouthfuls of vegetable-laden pizza, But vegetables are good. Want a piece of pizza?

*grin*


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


There's a difference btwn vegetables and cooked vegetables you know. And if they're combined with meat that's OK.

But a salad? You eat that by itself! (excluding chef or antipasto salads) *shiver*

Between mouthfuls of vegetable-laden pizza, But vegetables are good. Want a piece of pizza?

*grin*

But...but they don't scream when you kill them. What's the fun in that?

They do smell good though...


Jack Hammer wrote:
But...but they don't scream when you kill them. What's the fun in that?

Woodlings do.


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:


There's a difference btwn vegetables and cooked vegetables you know. And if they're combined with meat that's OK.

But a salad? You eat that by itself! (excluding chef or antipasto salads) *shiver*

Between mouthfuls of vegetable-laden pizza, But vegetables are good. Want a piece of pizza?

*grin*

But...but they don't scream when you kill them. What's the fun in that?

They do smell good though...

Maybe they do scream when they're picked and you just can't hear it, she said with a mischievous twinkle in her eyes.

Here you go, she adds, handing him a piece of vegetable pizza. Bon appetit.

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lynora-Jill wrote:

*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.

Dudez. {spots Lynora-Jill} Whoa, major babeage.

{starts pushing random replicator buttons, pokes a little pipeweed into the input slot}

KABOOM!

{a vacant-eyed Tabbouleh Slaad steps out of the replicator}


Vinnie Grett Dretching wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.

Dudez. {spots Lynora-Jill} Whoa, major babeage.

{starts pushing random replicator buttons, pokes a little pipeweed into the input slot}

KABOOM!

{a vacant-eyed Tabbouleh Slaad steps out of the replicator}

Wow. That was so not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a salad. I'm suddenly so very glad I went with pizza instead.

JH, I stand corrected. Sometimes vegetables are scary.


Vinnie Grett Dretching wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.

Dudez. {spots Lynora-Jill} Whoa, major babeage.

{starts pushing random replicator buttons, pokes a little pipeweed into the input slot}

KABOOM!

{a vacant-eyed Tabbouleh Slaad steps out of the replicator}

Tabbouleh Slaad blinks a few times before shapeshifting into a more pleasing form.

*cough*

Yuk. I was having a perfectly pleasant day in the Maelstrom. How did I... Oh. I really hate it when I get processed through a food replicator. Where am I again?

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Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:

Tabbouleh Slaad blinks a few times before shapeshifting into a more pleasing form.

*cough*

Yuk. I was having a perfectly pleasant day in the Maelstrom. How did I... Oh. I really hate it when I get processed through a food replicator. Where am I again?

LOL! I figured one of the Jacks would take over Tabbouleh, but Lynora is even better!

Whoa! {drops pipe in astonishment} I made A BABE!! Awesome! How did I do it though?

{scrambles onto Jackapult in order to get better look at machine} Hmmm, that pipe goes... wait, that conduit connects-? Is that a Jeffries Tube?! This would be easier to figure out if I was a little more clear-headed.


Vinnie Grett Dretching wrote:
Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:

Tabbouleh Slaad blinks a few times before shapeshifting into a more pleasing form.

*cough*

Yuk. I was having a perfectly pleasant day in the Maelstrom. How did I... Oh. I really hate it when I get processed through a food replicator. Where am I again?

LOL! I figured one of the Jacks would take over Tabbouleh, but Lynora is even better!

Whoa! {drops pipe in astonishment} I made A BABE!! Awesome! How did I do it though?

{scrambles onto Jackapult in order to get better look at machine} Hmmm, that pipe goes... wait, that conduit connects-? Is that a Jeffries Tube?! This would be easier to figure out if I was a little more clear-headed.

What are you doing up there dretching?

*accidentally hits a button and sends dretching flying*

Oops. Hey, that looks like fun. Can I do that too?


*climbs up onto Jackapult*

Could someone please hit the button for me? Thanks.


*shrugs*

Well, if she insists.

*pushes the button*


WHEEEEEeeeeeeeee


Tabbouleh Slaad wrote:
WHEEEEEeeeeeeeee

And where (or on whom) she lands, nobody knows....:D


lynora-Jill wrote:
Vinnie Grett Dretching wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

*giggle*

Silly. It's a type of salad.

Dudez. {spots Lynora-Jill} Whoa, major babeage.

{starts pushing random replicator buttons, pokes a little pipeweed into the input slot}

KABOOM!

{a vacant-eyed Tabbouleh Slaad steps out of the replicator}

Wow. That was so not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a salad. I'm suddenly so very glad I went with pizza instead.

JH, I stand corrected. Sometimes vegetables are scary.

Told you so!


Devlyn comes down the road and returns to the campsite after a couple of days. He looks a little bedraggled, but in good spirits as he heads over to the bar and grabs some wings and a Dark & Stormy.


Driving time - back in a little bit ;)

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