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It seems this thread has been infested. We must burn it out - with fire and acid, maybe a few lightning bolts too - decapitate any Steves found, stake them with blessed yew, stick shards of obsidian into their torsos, fit lemons wrapped with holy scripture into their jaws, then bury them facedown at a crossroada. Make sure you don't get any water on their backs while doing this, especially after midnight. If you didn't follow this procedure within an antimagic field consider doing it all again. Then we can dust off and nuke Seattle/Sunnydale from orbit (just to be sure).
No, I don't know what Steve's stats are, and the GM isn't dropping any hints.
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We didn't have a lemon, so we placed a silver cross in the mouth, instead. Nor did we have an antimagic field, so we used Magic Circle Against Evil.
The Steve still rests, so I can only assume that these are adequate substitutions. Spread the word. Knowledge is power.
I remember reading some old post (I think it was by Monte Cook) where he had a winter wolf that wasn't cold-based, and breathed a cone of shrapnel instead (I think he called it a shard hound), his group thought it was cool and didn't guess it was really a winter wolf.