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If you're actually doing it at someone then that's a form of ranged attack and would provoke an AOO. If used as part of a combat maneuver, it provokes as part of the combat maneuver. If you're just wetting yourself then no that wouldn't be an AOO.
Well considering they got him literally with his pants down, yes that is a attack of opportunity.
I would treat it as a dirty trick maneuver. Allow it to blind or sicken someone for a round, but it is a standard action that provokes AoO without the proper feats.
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+1 on the dirty trick maneuver. It's not so different from the ol' sand-in-the-eyes trick. The Improved Dirty Trick feat makes you a pro at manipulating your stream without dropping your guard.
Retrieving your stored item will provoke an attack of opportunity. For the attack itself, I'd use the "douse with holy water" rules. Only adjacent, ranged touch that doesn't provoke. Dirty tricks aren't specific in the how, so pissing in someone's eyes is certainly on the menu.
I would also vote for the dirty trick maneuver rules. So it provokes unless you have the improved dirty trick feat, and maybe some circumstantial support to justify that this is indeed something that you can quickly pull out in combat without dropping your guard (or your pants).
and maybe some circumstantial support to justify that this is indeed something that you can quickly pull out
Hopefully this won't involve any real life demonstrations.
On a more serious note, this is the sort of thing that could not go over well with some groups. Make sure everyone in comfortable with this sort of adolescent slapstick humor and that they are happy with a less serious game before you make a character like this. I personally don't think it would be appropriate for a PFS table where you didn't know who was going to be playing, for example.
I woke up to this...
I'd also agree that it's a Dirty Trick Maneuver.
I'm thinking that maybe this would be better in the Rules board...Right next to the Succubus in a Grapple.
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well, it is a move action to drop your trousers and undo your breeches, so one would assume that provokes. unless your goblin runs around completely nekkid... then, EWWWWWWWWWWW
as a gm, i'd say urinating on someone is a Dirty Trick as "Range touch vs Opponent's Sense Motive" with Critical Effect: Sicken
But real question is- are goblins housebroken or completely incontinent?
I'm more interested in what happens when you get a critical failure
Roll a d4
1. You wet yourself.
2. You lose control of the stream and accidentally splash a team-mate.
3. Your willy gets stuck in the zipper.
4. You pass a kidney stone and lose consciousness from the pain
omg I'm dying XD XD XD Best thread ever, 5 stars.
I really hope you get Quick Dirty Trick just so I can envision a goblin launching a directed urine blast to blind in lieu of one of his attacks per round. XD XD XD
Well, more importantly, do you trust your GM not to then declare your "weapon/launcher" now subject to disarm/sunder attacks? Do you want to be nicknamed stumpy? OK, as a goblin that might well be a step up. You can of course expect tasteless and interminable jocularity about weapon size categories and such distractions. Do you have a drunken fratboy dominated PFS chapter?
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I've got two thoughts on this. Other than a dirty trick, I can also see urinating on an opponent being used as intimidation.
The other thought is...can the goblin finish in 6 seconds? Lets assume out goblin just walks around without pants. If he starts urinating, can you really expect him to just stop in a standard action? This sounds suspiciously like it should be a multi-round action.
You can finish in a standard action by converting the single-target ranged touch attack in a 15ft cone scatter attack.
Peeing on demand; that is DC 25 concentration check. Did you take the trait that removes the -5 stagefright penalty?
I would say that "retrieving a stored item" would be one of the necessary actions (assuming you are not nude; even kilts need to be moved out of the way). then the ranged touch attack (unless you are doing the "extinguish flames" action- that doesn't draw an AoO). Then you have to store the item again.
Having been to parts of the world where PEOPLE take it upon themselves to piss wherever they want, I seriously doubt Goblins ever suffer from "stage fright".
Goblins are like toddlers... they eat their own snot, play with poop, and pee wherever they want. And, they eat, sleep, play, and work in this environment for the duration of their pathetic Goblin lives.
Can the Goblin finish urinating in 6 seconds? Probably not. But it only needs to hit the enemy in the face on command... the rest runs down the gross Goblin legs into a gross Goblin piss puddle.
Can a Goblin urinate on command? Probably better than it can speak Common, bet your ass on it.
You are surely taking the piss.
Would that require Snatch Arrows?
I'd say it depends if the urination is intentional or reactionary.
If intentional to aim at an opponent it would probably be a ranged touch attack as a standard action with a range increment of 5 ft. Really talented goblins could attempt to go for distance at additional range increments.
But it could also be done as a swift action reaction to something done by the opponent. Most likely anything with the [fear] effect. Then the goblin would just urinate in his own square and soil himself.
I suppose you could also give it a third option to just let things flap in the wind. If his privates are exposed, he could urinate as part of a move action as he runs and let it target random squares along his path as splash damage, with a Reflex save to avoid.
Take the Prehensile Whip trait. Lol.
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Hopefully this won't involve any real life demonstrations.
Worst LARP ever. . .
-3 on the limerick for form, meter, and rhyme.
No fair grading it as a limerick when it's clearly a quatrain.