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[Non Sequitur Camel]

Dizzydoo42 wrote:

boobs as big as your head are overrated.

That's where we camels have an advantage over apefolk, er, humans. By securing our spines with four supports rather than two, our frame supports double the mammaries that humans have.

[Non Sequitur Camel]

Today I learned that “quantity has a quality all it’s own,” doesn’t apply to healthy eating.

I might have been doing this wrong.

[Tacticslion]

... but what about peanut butter?

[Oswald the Dirty and Smelly]

We were talking about boobs. How does peanut butter fit in...
.OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

[Non Sequitur Camel]

Knowledge (Mammaries): 1d20 - 10 ⇒ (17) - 10 = 7

. . . someone wanna Aid Another?

[Oswald the Dirty and Smelly]

OOOHHHH____HHHUUMMMMM

[Oswald the Dirty and Smelly]

_____HHHHHUUUUMMMMMM
...GOTCHA!!!

You can"t say my mudder never raised no sloooo children.

[Oswald the Dirty and Smelly]

HHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMM__________

I met a dirty, dirty Female at a party Saturday night. I suggested we should test the TACTICSLION'S PEANUT BUTTER THEOREM. She hit me so hard dust came out my ears.

HHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM

Maybe she is not into science?

HHHHHHHH HHUUMMMMMMMMM

[Tacticslion]

Related, as I just stumbled across this, like, now.

[1d4 Goblin Babies]

Tacticslion wrote:

Related, as I just stumbled across this, like, now.

1d4 ⇒ 3 goblin babies are excited for our favorite cartoon:

♫♪ "(Female ninjas!)
Fe- Fe- Female- Female Ninjas, WHOA!
Female Ninjas are on the move,
Female Ninjas are loose!
Feel the magic, hear the roar,
Female Ninjas are loose!
Female- Female- Female- Female Ninjas!..." ♫♪

[Tacticslion]

I miss Thundercats... SO GOOD

[Chairman Mousey-Tongue]

Tacticslion wrote:

I miss Thundercats... SO GOOD

Eponysterical?

[Tacticslion]

Mostly 80s music and nostalgia, probably.

[Tacticslion]

Man: fishing, you know?