What is your Best Character Backstory in 15 words or less?

[Spike E. Bits]

Anti-social dwarf druid who really doesn't like animals. Or people. or things that move around much.

Plants are nice. And rocks.

[Sir Ol'Guy]

lemeres wrote:

Fey raised paladin tells the gods to get off her lawn.

wait... That's my line!

[Lusinian]

Pluri-millenia-old vampire has solution against sunlight: pure chaos distorting natural order!... 'till it runs away.

Archangel, the newbie ran away again... Wants to die of old age when time comes...

My mom was a tainted Silver. - Mine an ascended White! - We're the Dragon twins!!!

I was enrolled to cast divination spells... they say my employer became omniscient that day.

Daddy killed my only love. I killed him. It was the right thing to do. Right?

Was Shallyan devot. Turned atheous. Got embushed back into faith by Ranald. Rascals.

They say aasimars don't kill. Are they daring me?
Burning down the Great Hall packed, check.

Being a queen... maybe... when I have children.
Seven cute cubs on first try.

I tried "vampire snack", "master assassin" and "duke's valet". The former the better.

I WILL KILL ALL UNDEAD, EVEN HALF-UNDEAD!!! - Your queen orders you: be that dhampir's bodyguard.

My family is dishonored, they're adventurers. I will gain back our honour.

[lemeres]

Sir Ol'Guy wrote:

lemeres wrote:

Fey raised paladin tells the gods to get off her lawn.

wait... That's my line!

Yes, but I wrote it while thinking of a scottish accent. Thus it is extra ornery.

[djdust]

Fetchling teen banished from Shadow Absalom for dishonoring her father. Will have her revenge.

Fey-blooded sorcerer gnome, the result of Nexian wizards crossbreeding experiment. Now a castaway refugee.

[Todd Stewart]

Selling your soul to cHaOs and reckless substance abuse: the musical!

[*Khan*]

“A muse playing with knifes. The tune of night livid portraiting the ending of lifes...”
15 words :)

[DrunkInRlyeh]

Ratfolk alchemist. I'll show them all. I'll show them all how to party.

[Potto]

Dockside dwarven doomsayer distills seaweed liquor, smells terrible & predicts catastrophe, unless citizens revere Gozreh!

[Haladir]

"I am a necromancer because I hate the undead, and want to destroy them all."

[Klorox]

crazy half elf lady warrior, thief and bard, mad for destruction.
(1st Ed AD&D bard, worshipped the Slaad Lord of Entropy due to a traumatic backstory)