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Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
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"You're still responsible for what happens even when your drunk."
"Not every paladin is a stick in the mud and even when they are that doesn't mean their wrong."
"F&$$ Asmodeus!"
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"Beer before liquor never sicker, Liquor before beer you're in the clear
"Tragedy plus time is comedy. Banditry plus time is government
"Officer i swear i only had one... (written on a giants cup)
" Nothing wrong with a good barroom brawl, but break some glass we kick your...
"its 5 o clock somewhere
"work is the bane of the drinking class
" Beer or bait is not a question. You and the fish will both have a better time with the same answer.
"any party you can walk away from is a boring one
"roll em onto their stomach
"to forgive is human but to cover the tab is divine.
I found a few things in Dutch. Don't know if that ruins the mood, but I found them pretty funny. Warning: this will be gibberish to any non-Dutch speaking people.
Also, I was bored, so I made this for you.
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"Cayden wuz here. Call Calistria 4 a gud tim." -Cayden 3:11 (this means the 11th thing scrawled on the 3rd bathroom stall).
edit- actually tried looking up that verse (google ended up going with revelations)... not disappointed. It works well for the message here when taken out of context. Perfect for bathroom graffiti.
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"Divine, is the bartender."
"Derring-do is well and fine, but drink and joy I'd rather be mine."
"Life should be equal parts festive and adventurous. Too much drink and your life will sink. Overly bold and your hearth will be cold."
"Be wary of a drink you can't pronounce. Or has "dwarven" in the name."
"Just as no two kegs ferment the same way, we too are all a unique brew."
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"I did what now?"
"I did what now?"
ah. His first divine message. A classic.
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from Reddit:
Our Lager,
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head
and forgive us our spillages
as we forgive those that spill against us
and lead us not into incarceration.
But deliver us from hang-overs,
for thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager
forever and ever
Cayden!!
"Dude, where's my bar?"
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You don't have to go home... but you Can't. Stay. Here.
Never drink and ride. Always do your drinking before you get in the saddle.
"Whiskey for my men beer for my horses
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"What is best in life? Making friends out of enemies, to see them do good before your eyes and to hear the sound of contentment and trust in their voices."
"Freedom is doing good by choice without outside coercion, not doing whatever the Hell you feel like."
"A world where no king, ruler, government or even God reigns. That is Cayden's goal and dream, but until then, stand by the least offensive authority."
"Always respect a woman of the night."
"Cayden knew stupid elves, serious gnomes, and loving orcs. Judge a being by their character and not their race."
"Friendship is indeed magic. Don't ever be afraid to let it change you for the better."
"It's totally OK to punch an Asmodean in the face. The law be damned!"
"Beer for the Beer God! Kegs for the Keg Stand!"