What!? You are?
I am?
*checks self over...*
No I'm not, you sick weirdo...
MORAL STANDARD: The one who fights monsters should be careful that he does not, in the process, become a monster himself.
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Well, I mean, I'm fighting dragons and not vampires or werewolves or whatever. Pretty sure you don't turn into a dragon if they bite you.
... Oh. OH GOD IT HAPPENED!!!
Moral Standard: Ask your GM before playing an evil character.
I say I am neutral! I will get around to balancing it out with good acts later.
Moral Standard:It is easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.
Listen here bub, I can, and WILL use MY OWN spork for whatever I well please, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Moral Standard: If you're gonna talk the talk, better walk the walk.
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Kid, stop trying to flush our cocker spaniel down the toilet!!!
Moral standard: Dog is a man's best friend.
What? I don't want to eat my best friend but I really love hot dogs. What a mess!
Moral standard: Never trust a man who doesn't like cats.
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But, I can eat tomorrow's lunch today. But, if I eat Tomorrow's lunch today, I'll have nothing to eat tomorrow!
Moral Standard: Always trust your instincts.
Yaaaaaaaargh! A mouse!
*Smashes GH*
Moral standard: Drive friendly.
But I named my car Megaroader! Guess I'll have to abandon it...
Moral Standard: An elephant never forgets.
So he was telling a lie when he said he didn't know me!!! I'm heartbroken!
Moral standard: You only live once
Yeah, and the one who dies with the most stuff wins!
Moral standard: The one who dies with the most stuff wins.
After I am through, you will almost certainly die with the most bacterial infections ever collected.
You win!
Moral Standard: He who hesitates is lost.
No time to think! I have to eat these porcupines raw!
And I must say that it's hard to fight with honor when ninjas are involved.
Moral Standard: Always look on the bright side of life!
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Don't stare at the sun.
Moral Stanard: Be excellent to one another.
Ding, ding, ding! Repeated one! But I forgive you because of... Life of Brian.
The one who looks at the bright side of life forgets to count the shadows. You must always count the shadows.
I'll excel as a threat, that counts?
Moral Standard: Silence at the library.
Edit: damn! Ninja'ed again! I'm not deleting this one!
I can' be silent and tell everybody how excelent I am... with my friends, of course!
Moral standard: Boasting is the response of pride to success.
Ha! I don't need to worry about that! I am the humblest person in the world!
Moral Standard: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times... won't be fooled again.
Drugs: i.e, Pharmaceuticals; i.e. Asprin, or Advil or cold remedy. So, I am supposed to stay in school, but I can't take anything for the headaches that will invariably rise from excessive learning and to-little sleep; or the cold I will eventually get... oh, wait, I'm immune to diseases... so nix that second one... but still, I can't take anything for headaches?
Moral Standard: First, do no harm.
Or, more specifically: the take 20 rule.
But what if a 20 isn't enough to succeed? That's beyond my capacities!
Moral standard: No man is an island.
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So, I can't dock my ship in your island? Ok, it's your loss!
Moral Standard: It can't rain all the time.
You clearly have never lived in Florida. (also Ill be having non of that you docking your ship in my island business no thank you.)
morale standard: Money can't buy happiness.
If that was the case Tarrasque would be a lot less threatening. That's right boys keep throwing halflings at him he start shrinking any minute now!
morale standard: sometimes the right path is not the easiest.
Yeah. Sometimes you should... like... go LEFT!
Moral standard: Mind... blown!!!
How can I now them how useless fighters are or if a paladin should fall?
And people need to know my unrelated gaming anecdotes!
Moral standard: You get what you deserve.
But, if we did that, then half of the game forums would be nowhere close to what they are today!!
Moral Standard Hold fast to your convictions, but keep your mind open to hearing new ideas
Edit: Ninja'ed!! But, I will leave it anyway.
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I'm pretty sure what I deserve is never hearing any new ideas.
Moral Standard: Be wary. Ninjas are everywhere!
Sometimes a hamster's gotta do, what a hamster's gotta do.
Moral Standard: If at first you don't succeed, try again.
That's how I went to jail for repeated murder attempt.
Moral standard: Don't talk to strangers.
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Literally like every movie between the 80's and 90's thought me not talking to strangers is how you have a boring life.
Moral standard: a bird in the hand beats two in the bush.
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Pffff. Men.
Moral standard: Do unto others before they do unto you.
Poor little unconscious cleric! I'll cast my last Heal on you, and once you regain consciousness you can do the same to me.
Moral Standard: Everyone deserves a second chance.
And again, that's how I ended in jail for repeated murder attempt. The poor man deserved a second chance to die.
Moral standard: Do. Or do not. There is no try.
I once tried to be a jedi once. And I did TRY, but it still didn't happen
Moral Standard:
"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
The entire star wars franchise disproves that one.
morale standard: incest is bad.
(I feel sorry for whoever is coming after this one especially if their name is Luke or Leia. )
Obviously, kings are only kings for life. They would all do well to remember that.
Moral standard: Authority doesn't carry its sword in vain.
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What are you talking about? Of course authority doesn't carry its sword in a vein! The sword would get all bloody, and the person would probably bleed to death. That isn't justice.
Morale Standard: A high morale is necessary for good morals.
For AlL of tHe citIZens in Alpha-Complex,----, Happiness is mandatory. (and morals are rather lOw, But this Is becAUse of COMMIE mutant SCUM!)
Moral Standard: THe CoMPUTeR IS YoUR FRie-- DIE COMMIE SCUM!!!!!