GM Knight of the Green Lantern's We be Goblins!

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

The cauldron is too big and heavy to move.

[Reta B.B.]

Reta moves into the small cabin and attempt to stab the dog.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 241d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
critical hit: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 101d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

[Mogmurch the Mad]

Okay!

Quickly realizing that he'll never have the physical strength to move the cauldron, let alone turn it over, Mogmurch draws his blade and joins in the fight.

Attack: 1d20 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (11) + 1 - 2 = 10
Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 = 0

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Poog follows Reta to close to melee with the dog. He pulls his weapon as he goes.

Ill bot him this round so we can move on.

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

Cuddles dodges Reta's attack only to be hit by Chuffy's dart to his left shoulder. Mogmurch's attack doesn't faze it at all and it proceeds to attack Reta.

Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Still Round 1
Reta
Chuffy
Cuddles -3
Mogmurch
Poog

[Poog of Zarongel Part Deux]

Poog moves into the room and points at the dog. A bolt of fire streaks for towards the dog from his finger....

ranged Touch vs. dog: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (12) + 2 = 14
possible fire damage vs. dog: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Poog does not have any ranged attack feats. Please adjust for possible cover, etc.

[Mogmurch the Mad]

Vexed to have missed again, Mogmurch slices at the dog, but a sudden nausea interrupts his attack.

Attack: 1d20 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 1 - 2 = 1
Damage: 1d4 - 2 ⇒ (1) - 2 = -1

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Chuffy moves into the room to attack the doggie, trying to flank if possible.

Attack 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 5 + 2 = 15
Damage 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3 plus
1d6 ⇒ 6 sneak attack

Could someone move me, please? Thanks! If I can’t get a flank, take two off the attack roll and no sneak attack damage.

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

With surprising coordination Poog's firebolt torches Cuddles and distracts it from Chuffy's attack.

No flanking as Cuddles is already in a corner and there's no place to move Chuffy to get flanking.

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

Cuddles whines as Chuffy's dagger then growls loudly at Reta.

Spoiler:

1d4 ⇒ 2

Round 2

Reta
Chuffy
Cuddles -11
Mogmurch
Poog

[Poog of Zarongel Part Deux]

Poog points at the dog. A bolt of fire streaks for towards the dog from his finger....

ranged Touch vs. dog: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
possible fire damage vs. dog: 1d6 ⇒ 3

[Reta B.B.]

How did the dog dodge a nat 20? I know I probably did not confirm the crit, but it still should have it, unless I'm dealing with a miss chance we are not aware of

Reta attempts to stab the dog again.

attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 4 = 181d4 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

Sorry. I didn't see the post with the 20.

Reta slices Cuddles' head right off.
Combat over

Searching the room you find an arm and a heart stewing in the cauldron and a bloody burlap sack containing what you recognize to be Scribbleface's remains.

You have searched the whole ship and unless Vorka went hunting there is only one place left she could be at, the main cabin. You go back down to the main deck and stand before the door to the main cabin.

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Chuffy finds a mug and takes a cup full of the broth from the stewed parts. ”Am good. Need more salt,” he says as he drinks it down.

[Mogmurch the Mad]

"Don't drink!" Mogmurch warns. "I put acid in it!"

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Chuffy spits out the acid laced broth. ”But Chuffy am hungry!”

[Mogmurch the Mad]

"Check if the door's locked! We'll feast once the fireworks are ours," Mogmurch replies.

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Chuffy moves to the door and checks to see if it was locked. If it was, he tries to open said lock.

Disable check 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

Chuffy finds the door unlocked and slowly opens the door.

The air in this cabin is thick and close, stinking of swamp and sweat, with a thick, glistening layer of mud on the floor and swaths of oily fungus clinging to the walls. Even more dangling decorations of goblin bone and animal-part fetishes hang from the ceiling on lengths of sinew here, and what appears to be a nest made of rags, sticks, mud, and castoff bits of clothing lies against the westernmost wall. But scattered amid the filth and clutter are several exotic-looking man-made objects—including a tantalizing red chest.

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Perception 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

Chuffy looks for anything out of the ordinary as he makes his way straight for the shiny red chest.

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

From among the nest of rags emerges one of the greatest terrors of the swamp, at least to the Licktoads, Vorka, a ravenous cannibal goblin who, legend tells, was once the wife of a Licktoad chieftain. She smiles, snaggletooth grin of mismatched teeth that leaves little doubt as to her preference for tough, stringy meat. Like goblin meat. She wears rags and bits of stained cloth—trophies harvested almost at random from her hapless victims, over her equally patchwork leather armor.

"Oh look Lord Longtung! We have guests for dinner!" she says with a cackle as her left hand lights up with flame to a giant frog on the other side of the room.

Chuffy's Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
Mogrush's Initiative: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Poog's Initiative: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19
Reta's Initiative: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Vorka's Initiative: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15
Lord Longtung's Initiative: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (17) + 2 = 19

Combat begins! Round 1!
Reta
Poog
Lord Longtung
Chuffy
Vorka
Mogrush

[Poog of Zarongel Part Deux]

"Well now, what do we have here?" queries Poog, drawing a javelin. Poog then casts Detect Magic and peers into the room.

Perception: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

Move to draw javelin, Standard to cast.

Opps. You typed faster. Disregard.

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Chuffy runs straight for the frog and tries to slash into it while it is flatfooted.

Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Damage 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2 plus
1d6 ⇒ 6 sneak attack

Could someone move me up to the frog, please?

[Reta B.B.]

Reta moves into the room and gets in the face of Vorka. "Time to die"

Double move

[Poog of Zarongel Part Deux]

Poog moves into the room and throws his javelin at Reta's target.

ranged Attack vs. Lord Longtung: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20
possible Piercing damage vs. Lord Longtung: 1d4 ⇒ 1

please move me 2 squares East of Reta. Did not adjust for cover or melee.

[Mogmurch the Mad]

Mogmurch brings one of his small vials to his lips, and drinks its questionable content. He grunts in pain as the very structure of his bones seems to shift into something bigger and more intimidating as he steps into the room.

Strength +4, -2 Int, Ac bumped to 19. Moved my pawn on the map

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

Reta's target is Vorka so I am assuming Poog threw the javelin at her.

"I do so like it when my dinner has some fight in it." Vorka says as Poog's javelin leaves a scratch on the cannibal.

Seeing its master under attack Lord Longtung uses its' tongue and tries to pull Reta away.

Tongue(touch attack): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

If successful Reta moves one square closer to Lord Longtung and becomes flanked with Vorka. Lord Longtung is not grappled while using its' tongue to grab.

Being occupied with with Reta Lord Longtung is caught when Chuffy sneaks up behind it and plunges his dagger in its' back.

"You be nice and crispy!" Vorka says as she touches Reta with the flame on her left hand.
Melee touch: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Mogmurch drinks and enters the room.

Round 2
Reta
Poog
Lord Longtung -8hp
Chuffy
Vorka -1hp
Mogrush

[Mogmurch the Mad]

Drawing his blade, Mogmurch strides across the room, getting behind Longtung as it is still distracted with Chuffy, flanking the frog.

Attack (Sickened, Flanking): 1d20 + 2 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 - 2 + 2 = 15
Damage: 1d4 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 - 2 = 3

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Chuffy also takes a swing at the distracted frog, trying to slash it to its very innards.
Attack 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 5 + 2 = 17
Damage 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0 plus
1d6 ⇒ 6 sneak attack

[Reta B.B.]

Reta doesn't like the tongue wrapped around her waist and slashes at the toad to let her go.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 151d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

[Poog of Zarongel Part Deux]

"Bad goblin, bad. In Zarongel's name, you Burn!"

ranged Touch vs. Vorka: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
possible Fire damage vs. Vorka: 1d6 ⇒ 3

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

Reta slashes at Lord Longtung leaving a sizable wound on the giant frog's tongue.Lord Longtung -13hp

Poog's flames leaves several burns on Vorka as she continues to cackle. "This one's spicy! You'll do well roasted little Licktongue!"
Vorka -4hp

The wounds on its tongue force Lord Longtung to release Reta and he goes to bite the goblin in revenge.
Bite: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Bite damage: 1d6 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

Chuffy leaves a deep wound on the giant frog. Lord Longtung -19hp

Vorka lights a Desnan candle and aims it at Poog. Ranged touch attack: 1d20 - 4 ⇒ (20) - 4 = 16

Desnan Candle: When lit, this foot-long wooden tube launches a flaming pyrotechnic “candle” every round for 4 rounds. Each projectile deals 1 point of nonlethal damage and 1 point of fire damage if it hits; on a critical hit, the target is also blinded for 1 round.

Mogrush's attack finishes Lord Longtung and it drops in a bloody pile.

Round 3
Reta
Poog -2hp blinded
Chuffy
Vorka -4hp
Mogrush

[Reta B.B.]

Reta turns back around and slashes at Vorka

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 211d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

[Poog of Zarongel Part Deux]

Question: Would lighting the candle cause a AoO from Reta?

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Chuffy moves just north of big ole ugly Reta and slashes at big ole ugly Vorka.

Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24
Damage 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Could someone move me please?

[Mogmurch the Mad]

Barely taking time to lick Longtung's blood off his blade, Mogmurch moves to attack Vorka.

"Licktoads kill, Licktoads slice!"

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 11
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

Yes. Reta gets an AOO on Vorka for lighting the candle.

Round 3
Reta
Poog -2hp blinded
Chuffy
Vorka -9hp
Mogrush

[Poog of Zarongel Part Deux]

Sorry. I didn't notice it was my turn.

Poog rubs his eyes..."I can't see! I can't see! Zarongel curse you 1,000 times over!"

Not sure what else I can do.

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

Vorka touches Chuffy with the flame on her hand.
melee touch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12

She barely misses Chuffy. "A slippery one eh? Go down smooth you will!"

Round 4
Reta
Poog -2hp blinded
Chuffy
Vorka -9hp
Mogrush

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Chuffy slashes out at big ole ugly Vorka, teasing her for missing with her blow.

Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23
Damage 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

[Poog of Zarongel Part Deux]

You stated the blindness only lasted one round Monday August 3rd, so...

Poog calls out.."I can see again. In Zarongel's name, you Burn!"

ranged Touch vs. Vorka: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22
possible Fire damage vs. Vorka: 1d6 ⇒ 4

Again, no adjustments applied.

ranged Touch to confirm Critical vs. Vorka: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
possible extra Fire damage if Critical is confirmed vs. Vorka: 1d6 ⇒ 5

Bleah.

[Reta B.B.]

Reta slices again.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 91d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

[Mogmurch the Mad]

Enjoying this little game, Mogmurch slices again at the resilient goblin, breaking into hysterical, sadistic laughter as Poog draws blood.

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

Vorka dodges Reta's attack but is hit by Poog's fireball, singeing the cannibal a bit more. Chuffy also manages to land a hit but does no damage.

"Nice and tender are we? I can tell! I couldn't even feel a thing!" Vorka taunts Chuffy as she tosses another ball of flame at Mogmurch .

melee touch: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

She dodges Mogmurch's own attack.

Round 5
Reta
Poog -2hp
Chuffy
Vorka -13hp
Mogrush

[Big Chieftan Chuffy]

Doesnt a successful hit always do at least one point of damage, no matter the roll? Thought I read that once upon a time.

Chuffy keeps swinging at Vorka.

Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25
Damage 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Possible Crit 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 5 = 19
Damage 1d4 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

[Reta B.B.]

Correct. In first edition, if penalties ever reduce the damage to a result less than 1, the attack does 1 point of nonlethal damage

Reta snarls and strikes again.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 101d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

[Poog of Zarongel Part Deux]

"Drat. Out of Fire, 1 javelin left, can't get close enough to stab, Burning Hand and Channel would hurt others...maybe not a bad idea anyways since they doing so bad...bah."

Poog tries to throw his last javelin...

ranged Attack vs. Vorka: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
possible Piercing damage vs. Vorka: 1d4 ⇒ 4

No applicable feats or penalties applied.

[Mogmurch the Mad]

Fortunately, Vorka's blade doesn't even graze Mogmurch, who counterattacks.

"We'll get you!" he taunts her, as his blade opens yet another wound.

Attack: 1d20 ⇒ 18
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

[GM Knight of the Green Lantern]

Vorka received a deep wound from Chuffy's attack though she is still able to dodge both Reta and Poog while drawing her scimitar and attacking Reta.

Scimitar: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Her mounting injuries make her miss Reta while focus on Reta allows Mogmurch to slip a blade pass her defenses.

Round 6
Reta
Poog -2hp
Chuffy
Vorka -17hp
Mogrush

I am not sure about a successful hit always do at least one point of damage. I would appreciate it if you could point me to where it says so.

Drawing her scimitar provokes AOO from Reta, Mogmurch and Chuffy.

[Reta B.B.]

AONPRD or page 179 of CRB

"she out of magic" Yells Reta as she stabs.

dogslicer AOO: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 141d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

and stabs again.

dogslicer: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 141d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3