
Limeylongears |
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Q: Why do people put makeup on their ears?
A: 1) So their ears are the same colour as their face is, if they've really been to town with the foundation
2) To conceal unsightly ear-warts
3) What could be more attractive than bright scarlet ears, or Sultry Night-Mist Mauve, or Seafoam Siren Sparkle, if you prefer?

Limeylongears |

Limeylongears |

Q: Have you been watching DxD High School?
A: Yes. Seriously, how does she manage to stand up straight?
Q: I ask the questions around here, but since you ask, it's a cartoon. The normal rules of physics do not apply.
A: Yeah, but how...
Q: THERE ARE MASSIVES BOOBS. LOOK AT THE MASSIVES BOOBS. ENJOY THE REDHEAD WITH MASSIVES BOOBS
A: But I still don't see *how*....
Q: FINE! HAVE IT YOUR OWN WAY! TURN IT OFF AND WATCH 'XENA' INSTEAD! MAYBE THAT'LL BE 'REALISTIC' ENOUGH FOR YOU!
A: Good plan!
*klik*