Thank you for no race retirements!

[MisterSlanky]

I suppose I shouldn't complain too much. Having Kitsune as allowable races gives me a reason to try to TPK tables. I probably wouldn't otherwise.

[Leg o' Lamb]

Hmm wrote:

Drogon wrote:

One thing I get to take away from this: Hmm will now be known in my mind as Hmm The Hun. (-:

Well, I certainly have invaded these forums, but I haven't conquered them yet. Maybe I need to amass more followers in my barbarian horde. Tea and cookies, anyone?

(What? My barbarian horde has standards to upkeep.)

I'm not so sure we have "standards" here in MN....

[Hmm]

See, Jon? That's why you need me!

Hmm

[Mash]

Hmm wrote:

Drogon wrote:

One thing I get to take away from this: Hmm will now be known in my mind as Hmm The Hun. (-:

Well, I certainly have invaded these forums, but I haven't conquered them yet. Maybe I need to amass more followers in my barbarian horde. Tea and cookies, anyone?

(What? My barbarian horde has standards to upkeep.)

Cookies!!! Me like cookies!

[MisterSlanky]

Hmm wrote:

See, Jon? That's why you need me!

Hmm

To help him lower the bar further?

[SCPRedMage]

MisterSlanky wrote:

I suppose I shouldn't complain too much. Having Kitsune as allowable races gives me a reason to try to TPK tables. I probably wouldn't otherwise.

I'm certainly hoping this was meant in jest, because GMs actively trying for a TPK rubs me as particularly dickish, but doing so simply because someone is playing a race, class, or what ever that they have a hate-on for takes it to an entirely new level of dickishness.

I mean, these are characters people enjoy, that they've invested weeks or months building up, and for a GM to intentionally try to remove that player's ability to play a character that they've poured their love into, or at the very least ham-string them financially... well, I don't think that's really in the spirit of the game, to say the least.

[Hmm]

Hmm hands Mash a cookie. "Welcome to the horde!"

SCPRed Mage, no worries here. Mr. Slanky is the pepper in our stew. He revels in his status as our cranky ex-Venture Captain. We love him anyway. I'll note that he did not TPK our party in Labyrinth of Hungry Ghosts, despite my little kitsune bard being prominently there!

Which reminds me... Jon, you let Mr. Slanky out of his cage again. Neglectful of you.

Hmm

[TriOmegaZero]

I think being able to play an aasimar paladin was a big draw for me back in season 3/4.

[Leg o' Lamb]

Hmm wrote:

Hmm hands Mash a cookie. "Welcome to the horde!"

SCPRed Mage, no worries here. Mr. Slanky is the pepper in our stew. He revels in his status as our cranky ex-Venture Captain. We love him anyway. I'll note that he did not TPK our party in Labyrinth of Hungry Ghosts, despite my little kitsune bard being prominently there!

Which reminds me... Jon, you let Mr. Slanky out of his cage again. Neglectful of you.

Hmm

He needed sunlight. Slanki can not live on High Life and Slim Jims. Trust me.

[Dragnmoon]

Steven Schopmeyer wrote:

I think being able to play an aasimar paladin was a big draw for me back in season 3/4.

My aasimar Paladin is my favorite character to play.

2 of my favorite games I have ever played where with my Paladin.

One where I wrenched control from a bitter Crusader the leadership of an expedition and The Quest for Perfection—Part I where there were 4 of us, 2 Humans, 1 Tiefling and myself all Silver Crusade, all Paladins of Iomedae. That last one was a lot tougher then I thought it would be, a lot of heroics.

[Fromper]

I'd love to see them "retire" humans for a season, just to see what would happen.

[MisterSlanky]

jon dehning wrote:

He needed sunlight. Slanki can not live on High Life and Slim Jims. Trust me.

I'm my own person thank you very much, and I do resent the implication that I somehow need to be "let out".

And High Life sucks and you're not allowed to have any. It sucks about 100% times more than Kitsune, and almost as much as Gnomes.

[MisterSlanky]

jon dehning wrote:

He needed sunlight. Slanki can not live on High Life and Slim Jims. Trust me.

I'm my own person thank you very much, and I do resent the implication that I somehow need to be "let out".

And High Life sucks and you're not allowed to have any. It sucks about 100% times more than Kitsune, and almost as much as Gnomes.

But I won't TPK your table over it because at least you brought beer.

Even if it's crappy beer.

[Hmm]

Mr. Slanky, I humbly apologize herewith for any and all cage comments that don't also include beer! Forgive me?

Hmm

[Evil Horse]

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

[sowhereaminow]

Evil Horse wrote:

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Isn't free.

Can someone in MN check on this horse? He's crashing random threads on both boards screaming for some reason.

[Evil Horse]

Evil Horse does not "scream" puny human.

[Drogon]

Fromper wrote:

I'd love to see them "retire" humans for a season, just to see what would happen.

Wha..

bu...

You CAN'T take my precious human race from ME!

RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[DragoDorn]

Dwarves drink Stout Craft beers.

[Fromper]

Evil Horse wrote:

Evil Horse does not "scream" puny human.

In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream.

[Zach Davis]

Sure the dueling grounds are right through this door....SLAM ... enjoy your cage and your Natty Ice.

[Lassenkirche]

Zach Davis wrote:

Sure the dueling grounds are right through this door....SLAM ... enjoy your cage and your Natty Ice.

Cages tend not to work very well when you let the alchemist keep his extract of gaseous form.

[Denbora Azzar]

MisterSlanky wrote:

Zach Davis wrote:

Edit: those things are too good for Gnomes... feed them Natty Ice and Facon!

Gnomes are worth Natty Ice. Kitsune can go drink Busch Light.

"I'll drink Natty Ice and then become the persistent, empowered, maximized, and perpetual Stinking Cloud generator."

[Leg o' Lamb]

MisterSlanky wrote:

Zach Davis wrote:

Edit: those things are too good for Gnomes... feed them Natty Ice and Facon!

Gnomes are worth Natty Ice. Kitsune can go drink Busch Light.

Shouldn't kitsune rate bottled wa-, I mean Rolling Rock Light?

[trollbill]

Anyone else get the feeling this thread has digressed?

[Jayson MF Kip]

When The Minnesota Crew (tm) people start talking, the subject always becomes alcohol.

[THUNDERLIPS!]

Jeff Hazuka wrote:

When The Minnesota Crew (tm) people start talking, the subject always becomes alcohol.

HEY! THUNDERLIPS! RESEMBLES THAT REMARK!

[Woran]

Hmm wrote:

Now I want to hear Gnopera!!! Heck, I want to star in a Gnopera. I'm only a little bit too tall, and with my purple hair I'd blend right in.

Hmm
(Who is now thinking that instead of doing an all-tengu or all kitsune adventure, should do one that is all Gnomes...)

the trouble with swans:

The Trouble with Swans is a hugely popular show performed by a largely gnome troupe. It is a true Gnopera:

three hours short, its action packed, relying heavily on high quality illusions.
The story is lightly based on “As you like it” (a play where a man dresses up as a woman to be able to be
close to his forbidden love. A different man falls in love with his fimale alter ego. Eventually everyone is
crossdressing. Chaos ensues), and a midsummer nights dream (where people are transformed into birds).
Its a slightly confusing love story of waterfowl dying their feathers to appear the opposite sex.
The illusions used are high quality. Gnome players will be very exited to learn a Chromatic Thaumoflux is
used.

Also, I am totally up for an all gnome party.

[Denbora Azzar]

Tineke Bolleman wrote:

Hmm wrote:

Now I want to hear Gnopera!!! Heck, I want to star in a Gnopera. I'm only a little bit too tall, and with my purple hair I'd blend right in.

Hmm
(Who is now thinking that instead of doing an all-tengu or all kitsune adventure, should do one that is all Gnomes...)

** spoiler omitted **

Also, I am totally up for an all gnome party.

Red Five standing by.

[Jasmine Wu]

Jeff Hazuka wrote:

When The Minnesota Crew (tm) people start talking, the subject always becomes alcohol.

Some of us like tea. Especially Wu Chai Tea, the Tea with the Monkey on the Box!

Hmm

[Takashi Namkitu]

jon dehning wrote:

MisterSlanky wrote:

Zach Davis wrote:

Edit: those things are too good for Gnomes... feed them Natty Ice and Facon!

Gnomes are worth Natty Ice. Kitsune can go drink Busch Light.

Shouldn't kitsune rate bottled wa-, I mean Rolling Rock Light?

Kitsune evolution gave them their human form just so they can drink whatever alcohol they want. ;)

[sowhereaminow]

Evil Horse wrote:

Evil Horse does not "scream" puny human.

Whiniee, bray, whatever.

And you've met me. Puny is not word that can be used to describe me. You're better off with chubby, big boned, or vaguely column shaped. :-)

[Evil Horse]

Brett Carlos wrote:

Evil Horse wrote:

Evil Horse does not "scream" puny human.

Whiniee, bray, whatever.

And you've met me. Puny is not word that can be used to describe me. You're better off with chubby, big boned, or vaguely column shaped. :-)

Nods...

[Zach Davis]

Denbora Azzar wrote:

MisterSlanky wrote:

Zach Davis wrote:

Edit: those things are too good for Gnomes... feed them Natty Ice and Facon!

Gnomes are worth Natty Ice. Kitsune can go drink Busch Light.

"I'll drink Natty Ice and then become the persistent, empowered, maximized, and perpetual Stinking Cloud generator."

That would make you the most useful Gnome ever. Instead of a cage we store you in a bag of holding with the Natty Ice, and throw you at enemies!

[SCPRedMage]

Brett Carlos wrote:

Evil Horse wrote:

Evil Horse does not "scream" puny human.

Whiniee, bray, whatever.

It's whinny.

His terrible... death whinny...