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Bruno, a handsome and beautiful Tetori monk, vote Tetori as Tetori have very versatile skill set:
Acrobatics: Bruno grapple ground
Appraise: Bruno grapple gem
Bluff: (See Perform skill)
Climb: Bruno grapple wall
Diplomacy: Bruno grapple words
Disable Device: Bruno grapple trap
Disguise: Bruno grapple own handsome and beautiful Tetori face and make it look like stupid and ugly not-Tetori face
Escape Artist: BRUNO NEVER NEED TO ESCAPE WHAT A DUM DUM SKILL FOR WEAK BABYMUSCLE NOT-TETORI DUM DUMS HAHAHAHA
Fly: Bruno grapple air
Handle Animal: Bruno grapple animal
Heal: Bruno grapple wound until boo boo better
Intimidate: Bruno grapple your insecurities
Knowledge (all): Bruno grapple you, pin you and then beat you with book.
Linguistics: Bruno grapple subtle nuances of inflection, tone and delivery of "Bruno grapple."
Perception: Bruno's eyes grapple the world
Perform: Performance is artifice, the intentional crafting of a facade of what we wish others to perceive and receive us as. While the essence of who you are can be gleaned in the cracks of the fictional persona you project into the world, ultimately, this artistic charade is an intentional untruth. To Bruno, there is more power in the reality of BEING than the illusion of PRETENDING TO BE and nothing is purer or truer than a firm grip on your foe or the feel of your fist striking home.
Also, Bruno not a bard.
Profession: Bruno grapple.
Ride: Bruno grapple saddle.
Sense Motive: Bruno grapple your lies, pin them and bind them in truth ropes. If you use Feint on Bruno, Bruno take moment to pity NPC for using combat maneuver that is not grapple.
Sleight of Hand: BRUNO'S HANDS MEATY AND CONSIDERABLE AND ARE NOT SLEIGHT
Spellcraft: Bruno grapple his saving throw
Stealth: Bruno grapple your perception
Survival: Bruno grapple nature
Swim: Bruno grapple water
Use Magic Device: Bruno grapple party wizard and ask him to use Bruno's wand of Mage Armor on Bruno