Treppa wrote: If you're naked, you're prepared. No one would be prepared for that.
captain yesterday wrote: You're a badger!
Just spray everyone at the table, maul the front of their shirts and then dig yourself a nice hole. :-)
It'd be more like spray all over myself, tear my shirt in half, and then trip into a small depression in the floor.
Aberzombie wrote: taig wrote: For the first time at PaizoCon, I submitted my own event, hopeful that I might get a few people at the table.
Then, Sara hyped it up. Now, I'm having a mild panic attack about not running a sucky game.
You are Mike "Mad Badger" Welham. It is unpossible for you to run a sucky game. If anyone you have done so, they are clearly delusional, possibly on drugs.
Or...pod person. If they're a pod person on drugs would that be like a double negative?
*Donald Sutherland points*
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
I got you if you need it, pod-dude
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Why is it that a hospital, a place of healing, stocks its bathrooms with TP made of flattened sea urchins and barbed wire?
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Patrick Curtin wrote: Why is it that a hospital, a place of healing, stocks its bathrooms with TP made of flattened sea urchins and barbed wire? So you don't overstay your welcome?
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taig wrote: Patrick Curtin wrote: taig wrote: For the first time at PaizoCon, I submitted my own event, hopeful that I might get a few people at the table.
Then, Sara hyped it up. Now, I'm having a mild panic attack about not running a sucky game.
Hey when can you sign up for games? I gotta get my con on I think sometime next week?
We have to hit up at least one badger game!
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Dry weddings shouldn't be a thing. I just came from one.
taig wrote: Patrick Curtin wrote: Why is it that a hospital, a place of healing, stocks its bathrooms with TP made of flattened sea urchins and barbed wire? So you don't overstay your welcome?
Perhaps...
Celestial Healer wrote: Congrats, Patrick! Thanks!
Celestial Healer wrote: taig wrote: Patrick Curtin wrote: taig wrote: For the first time at PaizoCon, I submitted my own event, hopeful that I might get a few people at the table.
Then, Sara hyped it up. Now, I'm having a mild panic attack about not running a sucky game.
Hey when can you sign up for games? I gotta get my con on I think sometime next week?
We have to hit up at least one badger game! Yaar!
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I definitely want to run a game for you guys! I think I'll be GMing four sessions, so there might be a good chance. :)
Please do not move while The Nozzle is engaging. Moving will disrupt calibration of...
... The Nozzle.
OK, so what IS that thing?!?
It's making me nervous.
<_< >_> O_o
On the subject of home ownership, our hot water heater sprang a leak this morning. x.x
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Why do you heat your hot water? Shouldn't you heat cold water?
Time for a new water heater. :(
Treppa wrote: Why do you heat your hot water? Shouldn't you heat cold water?
Time for a new water heater. :(
Whatever the sales people try to tell you, don't buy a tankless heater, especially if you have hard water.
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David M Mallon wrote: Treppa wrote: Why do you heat your hot water? Shouldn't you heat cold water?
Time for a new water heater. :( Whatever the sales people try to tell you, don't buy a tankless heater, especially if you have hard water. Because you'd soon have a tankless job to deal with.
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We already have a water softener too. Will see what the guy says tomorrow.
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Just say Tank You and be done with it.
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Crawling snarl. Owen's fault. I had another monster almost ready when he mentioned a typo-grown lint monster...
Being a son of a tailor I had to do something with that...
Sharoth wrote: Just say Tank You and be done with it. Tanks fer nuttin!!
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Ugh. 16 hours at the hospital
I'm not even 'sposed to be here today!
Super ugh. 14 down. Two to go
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Please wait while we calibrate...
...The Nozzle.
Run Monkey! We'll cover you!
And by 'we' I mean, someone else, who is not me.
That nozzle thing gives me the heebie-jeebies.
;P
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I'm slightly concerned about where the Nozzle goes...
O.O
Sharoth wrote: Just say Tank You and be done with it. That's what we did. Replaced the tank for about a grand. Put in an insurance claim with our home insurance company for the water damage.
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It's OK, the Nozzle isn't *that* bad...
And so, another year of volunteering for Tekko is done. Five years. Halfway to my ten-year plaque.
Ragadolf wrote: Run Monkey! We'll cover you!
And by 'we' I mean, someone else, who is not me.
That nozzle thing gives me the heebie-jeebies.
;P
Pop reference for Rags
Annnnd back at the Hospital...
I hope that your night goes well.
You too!
Busy here. Lots of patients with no patience
~bangs my head against the wall as I deal with (stupid) computer issues~
Well I guess being busy makes the time go faster >.<
TriOmegaZero wrote: Sharoth wrote: Just say Tank You and be done with it. That's what we did. Replaced the tank for about a grand. Put in an insurance claim with our home insurance company for the water damage. Back when I was living in Philly, our hot water heater went t%$~ up. We got lucky though. Our next door neighbor was a plumber, and he was able to get me a new heater at his discounted plumber cost, with a minimal labor cost to install it.
Incidentally, construction of hot water heaters is governed by ASME Boiler and Pressure Vessel Code Section IV.
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Patrick,
If you ever make it down to Houston, we shall have to consume the Zombie Monkey. 'Tis a most excellent beverage.
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Aberzombie wrote: Patrick,
If you ever make it down to Houston, we shall have to consume the Zombie Monkey. 'Tis a most excellent beverage.
It's on my list!
Incidentally, my old barracks roommate from my days in Monterey is a lawyer in Houston . Also, a huge beer aficionado. I'd love to get up a beer and BBQ rendezvous
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Patrick Curtin wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Patrick,
If you ever make it down to Houston, we shall have to consume the Zombie Monkey. 'Tis a most excellent beverage.
It's on my list!
Incidentally, my old barracks roommate from my days in Monterey is a lawyer in Houston . Also, a huge beer aficionado. I'd love to get up a beer and BBQ rendezvous it is my sincerest hope to be able to enjoy as much cider in a single sitting as you did the first time we met.
Treppa wrote: Why do you heat your hot water? Shouldn't you heat cold water?
It's like when people say they're putting toast in the toaster.
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