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Treppa wrote:
If you're naked, you're prepared.

No one would be prepared for that.

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captain yesterday wrote:

You're a badger!

Just spray everyone at the table, maul the front of their shirts and then dig yourself a nice hole. :-)

It'd be more like spray all over myself, tear my shirt in half, and then trip into a small depression in the floor.

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Aberzombie wrote:
taig wrote:

For the first time at PaizoCon, I submitted my own event, hopeful that I might get a few people at the table.

Then, Sara hyped it up. Now, I'm having a mild panic attack about not running a sucky game.

You are Mike "Mad Badger" Welham. It is unpossible for you to run a sucky game. If anyone you have done so, they are clearly delusional, possibly on drugs.

Or...pod person.

If they're a pod person on drugs would that be like a double negative?

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*Donald Sutherland points*

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE


I got you if you need it, pod-dude


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Why is it that a hospital, a place of healing, stocks its bathrooms with TP made of flattened sea urchins and barbed wire?

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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Why is it that a hospital, a place of healing, stocks its bathrooms with TP made of flattened sea urchins and barbed wire?

So you don't overstay your welcome?

Silver Crusade

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taig wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
taig wrote:

For the first time at PaizoCon, I submitted my own event, hopeful that I might get a few people at the table.

Then, Sara hyped it up. Now, I'm having a mild panic attack about not running a sucky game.

Hey when can you sign up for games? I gotta get my con on

I think sometime next week?

We have to hit up at least one badger game!

Silver Crusade

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Congrats, Patrick!

Silver Crusade

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Dry weddings shouldn't be a thing. I just came from one.


taig wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Why is it that a hospital, a place of healing, stocks its bathrooms with TP made of flattened sea urchins and barbed wire?

So you don't overstay your welcome?

Perhaps...


Celestial Healer wrote:
Congrats, Patrick!

Thanks!


Celestial Healer wrote:
taig wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
taig wrote:

For the first time at PaizoCon, I submitted my own event, hopeful that I might get a few people at the table.

Then, Sara hyped it up. Now, I'm having a mild panic attack about not running a sucky game.

Hey when can you sign up for games? I gotta get my con on

I think sometime next week?

We have to hit up at least one badger game!

Yaar!

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I definitely want to run a game for you guys! I think I'll be GMing four sessions, so there might be a good chance. :)


Please do not move while The Nozzle is engaging. Moving will disrupt calibration of...

... The Nozzle.


OK, so what IS that thing?!?

It's making me nervous.

<_< >_> O_o

Grand Lodge

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On the subject of home ownership, our hot water heater sprang a leak this morning. x.x


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Why do you heat your hot water? Shouldn't you heat cold water?

Time for a new water heater. :(


Treppa wrote:

Why do you heat your hot water? Shouldn't you heat cold water?

Time for a new water heater. :(

Whatever the sales people try to tell you, don't buy a tankless heater, especially if you have hard water.

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David M Mallon wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Why do you heat your hot water? Shouldn't you heat cold water?

Time for a new water heater. :(

Whatever the sales people try to tell you, don't buy a tankless heater, especially if you have hard water.

Because you'd soon have a tankless job to deal with.

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I apologize.

Grand Lodge

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We already have a water softener too. Will see what the guy says tomorrow.


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Just say Tank You and be done with it.


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Crawling snarl. Owen's fault. I had another monster almost ready when he mentioned a typo-grown lint monster...

Being a son of a tailor I had to do something with that...


Sharoth wrote:
Just say Tank You and be done with it.

Tanks fer nuttin!!

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Congrats Patrick!


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Ugh. 16 hours at the hospital


I'm not even 'sposed to be here today!


Super ugh. 14 down. Two to go


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Please wait while we calibrate...

...The Nozzle.


Run Monkey! We'll cover you!

And by 'we' I mean, someone else, who is not me.

That nozzle thing gives me the heebie-jeebies.
;P


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Hmmmmnnnnn...


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I'm slightly concerned about where the Nozzle goes...

O.O

Grand Lodge

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Sharoth wrote:
Just say Tank You and be done with it.

That's what we did. Replaced the tank for about a grand. Put in an insurance claim with our home insurance company for the water damage.


I wonder what I would be?


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~laughter~

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It's OK, the Nozzle isn't *that* bad...


And so, another year of volunteering for Tekko is done. Five years. Halfway to my ten-year plaque.


Ragadolf wrote:

Run Monkey! We'll cover you!

And by 'we' I mean, someone else, who is not me.

That nozzle thing gives me the heebie-jeebies.
;P

Pop reference for Rags


Annnnd back at the Hospital...


I hope that your night goes well.


You too!

Busy here. Lots of patients with no patience


~bangs my head against the wall as I deal with (stupid) computer issues~


Well I guess being busy makes the time go faster >.<

Scarab Sages

TriOmegaZero wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Just say Tank You and be done with it.
That's what we did. Replaced the tank for about a grand. Put in an insurance claim with our home insurance company for the water damage.

Back when I was living in Philly, our hot water heater went t$%& up. We got lucky though. Our next door neighbor was a plumber, and he was able to get me a new heater at his discounted plumber cost, with a minimal labor cost to install it.

Incidentally, construction of hot water heaters is governed by ASME Boiler and Pressure Vessel Code Section IV.

Scarab Sages

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Patrick,

If you ever make it down to Houston, we shall have to consume the Zombie Monkey. 'Tis a most excellent beverage.


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Aberzombie wrote:

Patrick,

If you ever make it down to Houston, we shall have to consume the Zombie Monkey. 'Tis a most excellent beverage.

It's on my list!

Incidentally, my old barracks roommate from my days in Monterey is a lawyer in Houston . Also, a huge beer aficionado. I'd love to get up a beer and BBQ rendezvous


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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Patrick,

If you ever make it down to Houston, we shall have to consume the Zombie Monkey. 'Tis a most excellent beverage.

It's on my list!

Incidentally, my old barracks roommate from my days in Monterey is a lawyer in Houston . Also, a huge beer aficionado. I'd love to get up a beer and BBQ rendezvous

it is my sincerest hope to be able to enjoy as much cider in a single sitting as you did the first time we met.

Silver Crusade

Treppa wrote:

Why do you heat your hot water? Shouldn't you heat cold water?

It's like when people say they're putting toast in the toaster.


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