Working on a new painting; going in a more symbolic direction(*cue Film Brain*), but I'm stuck: I was originally going to include a book or scroll featuring some text/symbols, but that's really cliche-- any suggestions on a suitable replacement that doesn't suck (i.e. not an iPad or something)?
I swear to the Flying Spaghetti Monster that heroin has got to be the worst thing ever. This constant parade of fncked-up users is so depressing.
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Working on a new painting; going in a more symbolic direction(*cue Film Brain*), but I'm stuck: I was originally going to include a book or scroll featuring some text/symbols, but that's really cliche-- any suggestions on a suitable replacement that doesn't suck (i.e. not an iPad or something)?
Tattooed symbols?
T-shirt? Blackboard? Graffiti?
A billboard?
Meme images?
Past week sleep average: 4hr 43 min.
It's official. I'm a mutant.
Patrick,
be careful, that is not healthy, esp. for a bus drivertake good care of yourself, my friend
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I hope all our New Yorkers were clear of Chelsea last night.
Sneak attacks: not so cool in real life.
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Past week sleep average: 4hr 43 min.
It's official. I'm a mutant.
When the boy was born, I though for sure he was going to be a mutant. His toes had this weird shape, and it looked like they might be able to sprout claws.
Sadly, his mutation never manifested.
It's just as well. So few real life mutations are of the X-Men model...
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It's just as well. So few real life mutations are of the X-Men model...Past week sleep average: 4hr 43 min.
It's official. I'm a mutant.
When the boy was born, I though for sure he was going to be a mutant. His toes had this weird shape, and it looked like they might be able to sprout claws.
Sadly, his mutation never manifested.
Thankfully, my boy is not too familiar with the X-men yet, so he does not have to live with that disappointment yet.
Past week sleep average: 4hr 43 min.
It's official. I'm a mutant.
Patrick,
be careful, that is not healthy, esp. for a bus drivertake good care of yourself, my friend
The thing is, that's as much sleep as I need. I don't feel tired, I don't feel unhealthy. I only feel sleepy if I get less than 2hrs sleep.
That's where the mutant thing comes in
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Seen on a job application:
"Must have excellent graphic design skulls."
Apparently, having excellent spelling is optional. Either that, or they want and/or need skulls.
Another knee-slapper:
"Must have minimum of 3 to 5 years of experience designing outstanding work have and be part of a design team"
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Seen on a job application:
"Must have excellent graphic design skulls."
Apparently, having excellent spelling is optional. Either that, or they want and/or need skulls.
I love a good graphic design skull. Makes me hungry.
I've had the urge to correct grammar on several LinkedIn job descriptions recently.
It's like every single one. You'll drive yourself nuts.
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Whee! First night solo at WHOI. Added perk of the job: No computer restrictions! Key board and large screen! woo hoo!
I'm going to need a Hulu account soon
I'm more of a 9-hours kinda guy...
I'm extremely lucky that I have this lack of sleep requirement. I don't think I'd be able to get through this next year if I was forced to get nine hours a night to function.
That and I have the ability to sleep on command. Very handy to have when it is time t sleep. And catnaps refresh me greatly. 45 minutes of meditation does wonders.
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In case anyone ever wondered what it was like living inside a Monty Python sketch, a Facebook ad just offered me discounts on 1) ladders, 2) walkie-talkies, and 3) violins. In the same ad.
In case anyone ever wondered what it was like living inside a Monty Python sketch, a Facebook ad just offered me discounts on 1) ladders, 2) walkie-talkies, and 3) violins. In the same ad.
They seem to be offering me T shirts of just about anything they think I might be interested in. I guess this means I buy a lot of T shirts
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Well, shift's almost over. It was quite an adventure figuring out the different doors to unlock. There's a lot of buildings out here.
Nothing caught on fire or began leaking radioactive fluids. So that's cool
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Well, shift's almost over. It was quite an adventure figuring out the different doors to unlock. There's a lot of buildings out here.
Nothing caught on fire or began leaking radioactive fluids. So that's cool
No radioactive fluid leaks? How are you to gain superpowers without a radioactive fluid leak?
No radioactive fluid leaks? How are you to gain superpowers without a radioactive fluid leak?Well, shift's almost over. It was quite an adventure figuring out the different doors to unlock. There's a lot of buildings out here.
Nothing caught on fire or began leaking radioactive fluids. So that's cool
Don't worry it was my first day solo. There's plenty of time to get irradiated or bitten by a radioactive crab or something
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Soon the East Coast will have a new superhero...
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Motto: Even worse than Aquaman!
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Shouldn't that be Flounder Monkey?
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Will his eyes shift so that they are both on the same side of his face?Soon the East Coast will have a new superhero...
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Motto: Even worse than Aquaman!
That's his only superpower!
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...I like Aquaman...Soon the East Coast will have a new superhero...
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Motto: Even worse than Aquaman!
I like him when Jason Momoa portrays him. Rawr.
♪♫ Under the sea, under the sea. Darling it's better down where it's wetter, take it from me. ♫♪
Back from dentist.
Upper left six done.
A dark gaping hole in the side of upper left five discovered. Apparently it looks bad. A medicine put inside, need to check in three months to replace medicine, clean the area, and decide if it's time for root channel or not. Hopefully not because root channel is beyond my financial capabilities.
I need to go in late November to finish upper right six anyway.
It will be also time for a new dentist. The one who done my teeth this year will leave for another clinic.
Also, the filling put inside my tooth tastes awful.
I... I... just spent $209 on a book I already have in paperback and audio...
Damn you, Subterranean Press.
That's his only superpower!Will his eyes shift so that they are both on the same side of his face?Soon the East Coast will have a new superhero...
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Motto: Even worse than Aquaman!
Flounderman?!?
I dunno,... Sounds fishy to me,... ;P
Now CONDORMAN! THERE was a superhero! ;)
I don't suppose there's any chance the monkey can get nibbled on by a radioactive Condor of some type is there?!? :)
Flounderman, Flounderman
Does whatever a flounder can
Stays real close to the ground
He means well but is a bit s@!$e
Watch out, here comes Flounderman.
OK, am I really dating myself THAT much if I ask 'Does anyone else remember the 'Condorman' movie from Disney? :/
Probably. Yes. :/
(EDIT- DOn't judge me! It was a great/hysterical movie! Um, When I was 14 or so?) :P
Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me!
It came out when I was five but they had it on Disney Channel when I spent time at my grandparents place.
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Soon the East Coast will have a new superhero...
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Motto: Even worse than Aquaman!
aquaman is awesome. He talks to fish. He controls the seas. We are one hurricane away from begging for his help.
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From Scottish Twitter:
Asked the burd in Krispy Kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says "have you got any nut allergies" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut
Why dae folk ask babies stupid s$&@e like "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee c!!!s gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein
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We are a snarky people.
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Oh oh oh have you seen any that are like "Must have minimum of 3 to 5 years of experience with [1 year old software]"?Another knee-slapper:
"Must have minimum of 3 to 5 years of experience designing outstanding work have and be part of a design team"
"Minimum 1 year experience with Adobe Creative Cloud" [released 2 months ago]