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Patrick Curtin wrote:
I mean, absentminded? Or just terminally lazy?

Yes?!? ;P

Happy job-ing Monkey! More jobs = more money at least!

And hey, you said your not wrestling junkies, so, improvement! :)


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Junkie-monkey wrestling is a thing?

Just woke up and am not in pain. Afraid to move.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Ed Reppert wrote:
I kind of like Atkins shakes, myself.

I don't know if Atkins Shakes would make a better porn name than Brooklyn Stallion.

Well, maybe it would work in California.. ;)~

I think I'll keep the former for gay porn, the latter for straight porn.

Or maybe the other way around?

Either way, I gotta get in the gym more and start waxing.


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In a hilariously related segue, I went to my second work orgy last night!

It was not as much fun as the first.


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Freehold DM wrote:

In a hilariously related segue, I went to my second work orgy last night!

It was not as much fun as the first.

I may regret asking, but gotta know...

Why not?


Treppa wrote:

Junkie-monkey wrestling is a thing?

Just woke up and am not in pain. Afraid to move.

Apparently, yes. :/

I remember that from my surgery a couple of years ago. I was afraid to move too.

Just relax and enjoy the pain-free environment Treppa, just relax and enjoy,.... ;P


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Freehold DM wrote:

In a hilariously related segue, I went to my second work orgy last night!

It was not as much fun as the first.

O_o

<Re-reads post>

o_O

If you are indeed working orgies, and can work two in a day,...

1- my respect for you just grew by leaps and bounds, and,...

2- I'M in the WRONG business! :/


Treppa wrote:

Junkie-monkey wrestling is a thing?

Ok,... NOW I have 'Junkie-Monkey-Wrestling' repeating in my head,

to the tune of the commercial 'Puppy-Monkey-Baby'.

:P


{pokes head in}


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He ain't pretty no more.


Sigh,...

Trapped in my office, (Actually a utility closet for the water controls of the fire-suppression system. Because in 1960 they didn't think anyone would need an office backstage?!?) Because of work going on my new stage floor.

Lots of sanding, buffing, etc of the new floor (what they have done so far) so they can color it and seal it starting today. Vacuum -powered sanders are keeping the majority of the dust under control, but there is still plenty of the really fine stuff floating around making me sneeze.

And my 'office' has NO ventilation. Unless I open the door. None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. :/

One the one hand, I am safe in case of zombie apocalypse. (Cinder block walls and a steel door from the 1960's)

On the other hand,... It is Louisiana, and it is getting hot outside.

At least I'm not bored! ;P

EDIT- At least I work at a university, so they don't block ANYthing over the interwebs. (Although going to certain types of sites will still get an employee fired,...) ;P
So at least I have Paizo and a treefort to visit! :D


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A metric ton of cool Star Wars art


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And let me just say there's a special place in hell for people who block mailboxes when they park their cars. Just don't do it, kids.


hi everyone


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Hiya Dr Aeglos!


Treppa wrote:

Junkie-monkey wrestling is a thing?

Just woke up and am not in pain. Afraid to move.

fortunately not all that common. But it does happen. Surprisingly enough, a lot of addicts have other issues concurrent with their habits, like terminal assh0lery.

I'm glad you are feeling better!


Treppa wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:

In a hilariously related segue, I went to my second work orgy last night!

It was not as much fun as the first.

I may regret asking, but gotta know...

Why not?

Because it was far too serious, far too leather(although that really isn't a bad thing) and far too claustrophobic a venue. It was a mass of bodies, and if you weren't there to partake, then a cold shoulder was all you would receive. Which is understandable in many ways, but still.


I'm going to be very relieved when this weekend is over. I don't have more than a six-hour break until Monday evening.

Fortunately for my sanity, once I am out of training a lot of these back-to-back shifts go away.


School days
School days
Dear old golden rule days


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I hunger. What should I huck into the blender tonight?

Silver Crusade

Gwyneth Paltrow's head!

Oh wait, that's Se7en.


College freshmen?


Doom.


Triangles.


Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Dromedary pretzels. Tuscany-fried bats. Ocelot spleens.

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lucky7 wrote:

Gwyneth Paltrow's head!

Oh wait, that's Se7en.

Dood, too soon.

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Rysky wrote:
lucky7 wrote:

Gwyneth Paltrow's head!

Oh wait, that's Se7en.

Dood, too soon.

That movie is older than I am, so it doesn't fall under "too soon" for me. :)

Liberty's Edge

WAFFLE HOUSE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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lucky7 wrote:
Rysky wrote:
lucky7 wrote:

Gwyneth Paltrow's head!

Oh wait, that's Se7en.

Dood, too soon.
That movie is older than I am, so it doesn't fall under "too soon" for me. :)

Quit making me feel old!

*shakes cane*


lucky7, Waffle House Patron wrote:
WAFFLE HOUSE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

shakes fist

Damn you, lucky7!


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lucky7 wrote:
Gwyneth Paltrow's head!

I have consciously uncoupled from Gwyneth Paltrow goop.

Hannibal Lecter wrote:
College freshmen?

Too green.

Hendrek wrote:
Doom.

My blender is singing.

ODD wrote:
Triangles.

Piquant yet obtuse. Angles got stuck in my teeth.

Gaius Claudius Urbanus wrote:
Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Dromedary pretzels. Tuscany-fried bats. Ocelot spleens.

Thou thinkest I hath a fortune? Think thee again, sirrah.


Treppa wrote:
I hunger. What should I huck into the blender tonight?

BEER!


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Treppa wrote:
I hunger. What should I huck into the blender tonight?

Shame


Treppa wrote:
I hunger. What should I huck into the blender tonight?

SUGAR!


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Treppa wrote:
I hunger. What should I huck into the blender tonight?

Diabeetus


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You should combine it all!
Blend at full spee-e-eed
Make sure it's savory-y
Cause you don't like
Don't like
don't like
Smoothies that are sweet


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Hyper monkey is hyper


Better hyper than exhausted I warrant


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Thanks for the lol Treppa!

Alikai wrote:
"You need to strip off and put on something warm and dry right now, Gaelen," Alikai recommends altruistically and not at all enthusiastically, "You have a change of clothing, right? I brought blackfire clay. You can knead a piece after you've changed and carry it with you, tucked inside your clothing. It will help you shake the chill. Does anyone have a tent he can change in, to keep the cold off?"

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I am still laughing about her gluing the unconscious gnome alchemy professor to the floor...

Sylvia Pari wrote:

"Bind him...?" Sylvia ponders a moment, having no manacles or rope, then springs into action. "Science to the rescue!"

Pulling a vial from her bandolier, she rolls Hinzackle onto his face, smears his back with goo from the vial, then rolls him onto his back on the stone floor.

Using alchemical glue to glue Hinzackle to the floor, being certain his hands are glued flat to the stone so he can't pull anything.

Rising, she surveys the immobilized faculty member with satisfaction. "I always wanted to do that...


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She didn't have any rope...

What? It makes perfect sense. Besides, he's a gnome.

EDIT: Surely there's been a faculty member you wanted to glue to the floor at some point in your academic or university working career.


My glue-to-the-floor faculty is the Calc II professor who gave the Calc I final exam on the first day of Calc II as our first test.

I was returning to school after a hiatus of 3 years and Calc I had been about 3.5 years prior to that.

Silver Crusade

Possibly my Abnormal Psychology professor whose lectures consisted of reading from the textbook in a dull monotone for the entire class period. Anything to break up that monotony...


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Professor Binns teaching History of Magic! I loved that the guy was so boring that he didn't notice he was dead and kept on teaching as a ghost.

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Boring? Or dedicated?

Student: "But Professor, you're dead!"
Binns: "You still have to take the test."
Student: "... can it... can it at least wait till we get your body out of the room?"
Binns: "After the test."


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Ooo, Orthos sighting!


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The one thing I do regret about my schedule is not having a lot of time for my puppies. They miss me


Celestial Healer wrote:
Possibly my Abnormal Psychology professor whose lectures consisted of reading from the textbook in a dull monotone for the entire class period. Anything to break up that monotony...

My journalism teacher whose class I took in 2001. He was one of those people who thought he was smart and funny, yet was neither. He was also not a fan of the military, and having just left it, and having already been a journalist in the military, I annoyed him. He ended up giving me a grade I felt I didn't deserve, my only B+ in four semesters of As. He would have given me a lower grade if he'd dared.

I'd glue something of his to the floor, but it wouldn't be his hands....


Trying to amuse myself at work. Decided to watch one of my favorite movie intros of all time:

Buckle up! it's going to be a bumpy ride


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~worried look~ Uh oh! Cats are the dominate lifeform on planet Earth? Why was I not informed of this?

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