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Primal Instincts: Hunky Ape Has Japan Swooning

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Smuggler Hides Cigarettes In Buddha Statues

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There Is A Festival In Nepal Every Year That Thanks Dogs For Being Our Friends

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Quasi Modo the Mutt is Crowned World's Ugliest Dog

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Forget birdsong, listen out for SINGING cauliflowers

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For Sale: Former Prison With Mountain View, Sleeps Hundreds

Great for that Zombiepocalypse!

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Couple call in ghostbuster and vicar after claiming demonic poltergeist molests them in their sleep

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It has begun...

Robot kills man

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Dolphin breaks woman's ankles after jumping into family boat

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Friends Reunited! Judge Meets Old Pal In Dock

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Wurst Result: Hot Dog Eating Champion Defeated

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Wurst Result: Hot Dog Eating Champion Defeated

thanks god. Didn't like chestnut for his meathead friends playing up anti Japanese sentiment at the contest under the guise of patriotism.

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Wuhdaphuck?

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It's a brooklyn thing. You wouldn't understand.

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Thank the gods!

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Little boy asks Morrisons if shampoo contains poo and their response is brilliant

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Maine fisherman catches extremely rare two-colored lobster

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Skeleton 'driving' Jeep turns heads in Kentucky

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This one is from my usual source for good news, but I thought it more "weird" than "good".....

Peruvian Sisters Carve Gourds into $800 Works of Art

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62 hair bands, eight pairs of undies removed from dog's stomach

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Why you should never kiss a crab: Idiotic moment a game with a crustacean goes painfully wrong

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Why you should never kiss a crab: Idiotic moment a game with a crustacean goes painfully wrong

Doesn't look like he's from Florida....

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Texas man locked in store live tweets 'FedEx prisoner' ordeal

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Texas man locked in store live tweets 'FedEx prisoner' ordeal

this one makes me smile for some reason. I don't think I would have been as chipper as he was.

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Polish Cow on the Run for 2 Years Is Finally Caught

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Scientists in Oregon Develop Bacon-Flavored Seaweed

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Illinois fair: Dog-riding monkey races will go on despite protests

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Did Rupert Darwin Really Keep An Alligator As Sex Slave After It Tried To Eat Him?

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Illinois fair: Dog-riding monkey races will go on despite protests

And nearby Freeburg high school athletes remain midgets despite objections.

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Watch what happens when Daniel Radcliffe goes incognito as an office receptionist

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Squirrel gets drunk, trashes British bar

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Wedding hall in Japan will provide an alpaca to witness you exchange your vows

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12,975 Zumba Enthusiasts Set New Guinness Record

Zumba holds a special place in my heart. Years ago, while supervising a ship inspection in San Diego, the hotel I stayed in had one channel with a Zumba infomercial on a loop. By the time I was done, I had the damnable thing memorized.

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Dog shows off table tennis skills in viral video

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Going His Way? Robot is Hitchhiking Across the U.S. And Needs a Lift

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Man Sneaks Into Home, Hides Under Bed for 3 Days

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Mystery pooper targeting holes of Norwegian golf course

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Owl with an attitude wins face-off with deputy

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English man refuses to be sentenced in Wales due to thick accents

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Frozen In Time: Chalkboard Drawings From 1917 Discovered During School Remodeling

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Former 41-Pound Fat Cat in Texas Slims Down to 19 Pounds

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'Very aggressive' turkey terrorizes University of Michigan campus

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Texas Man Injured After Bullet Ricochets Off Armadillo

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Meth lab remnants found inside Iowa Taco Bell

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Would-Be Tarzan Allegedly Tried to Climb Into Monkey Exhibit

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Taxi company pranks customers with 3-year-old driver

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East Texas Man Guilty of Assault Gets Life _ in Matrimony

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East Texas Man Guilty of Assault Gets Life _ in Matrimony

That's sixteen kinds of horrifyingly wrong...

Somewhere between Judge Taliban ordering this guy to marry this girl as if she has no say in the matter and is just property, or that the girl's being punished for the dude's actions, or that being married to this girl is being likened to a punishment for wrongdoing, there's some major misogynistic crazy here.

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Aberzombie wrote:

East Texas Man Guilty of Assault Gets Life _ in Matrimony

That's sixteen kinds of horrifyingly wrong...

Somewhere between Judge Taliban ordering this guy to marry this girl as if she has no say in the matter and is just property, or that the girl's being punished for the dude's actions, or that being married to this girl is being likened to a punishment for wrongdoing, there's some major misogynistic crazy here.

yikes!

Seriously, wtf? Does the judge know everyone involved here or is this a drunken abuse of power?

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Cupcake-Crazed Dogs Start Fire While Pursuing Sweets