I'm starting an archive of Benevolent Dictator quotes

[Savage Grace]

From today:

"every day i get a tiny bit closer to just letting you guys kill everyone"

[Kobold Catgirl]

Benevolent is right! Where do I sign up?

[UnArcaneElection]

The Computer is your Friend. Trust the Computer.

Spoiler:

Smurf?

[Savage Grace]

"Don't shoot them; recruit them."

[Gol Tabomo]

Savage Grace wrote:

"Don't shoot them; recruit them."

Of course, sometimes we just do both.

[UnArcaneElection]

^This actually works if you have sufficient Necromancy skills . . . .

Edit: Almost forgot:

Spoiler:

Smurfed!

[Kyutaru]

You know what's more destructive than a nuclear bomb? Words.

[Kobold Catgirl]

That's very true, Kyutaru.

List of words you should never, ever say:

Smurf
Smurfy
Smurfold
Smurftastic
Smurfgasm

[Midnight of Golgotha]

"Reputation is a currency; it should be spent".

[UnArcaneElection]

"If you don't disarm, we will!"

Oh wait, he wasn't benevolent . . .

Spoiler:

And he was pet-goat-astic, not smurf-tastic.

[T7V Jazzlvraz]

Midnight of Golgotha wrote:

"Reputation is a currency; it should be spent".

"Money, pardon the expression, is like manure. It's not worth a thing unless it's spread around, encouraging young things to grow." - Ephraim Levi

[Caldeathe Baequiannia]

T7V Jazzlvraz wrote:

Midnight of Golgotha wrote:

"Reputation is a currency; it should be spent".

"Money, pardon the expression, is like manure. It's not worth a thing unless it's spread around, encouraging young things to grow." - Ephraim Levi

That doesn't sound like one of Benevolent Dictator's aliases (Aliai?) and it doesn't sound like something he'd say.

[Savage Grace]

"Go forth and murder everyone all over the map."

[Father Bronin]

"Because I said so."

[GripGuiness]

Grip Guiness: Forest surrounds Rock / All sides oppose evil ones / Kitten Mountain Rise!

Phyllain: "I love you"