...Golf!
... The eyes, the eyes, the awful knowing eyes!!! They're all GREEN!!!
...My tutti frutti hat!
...my shoelace being untied.
.. Uncle Teddy's shoelace being untied.
...the coming of Flimtar the Consumer!
... the Military Industrial Complex!
...the Civilian Residential Simplex.
...his pungently aromatic, and cacophonous, flatulence...
...the Thing's psoriasis...
... Using that great white shark as a nanny.
... my propensity for rectal prolapse!
Poachers! Or was it poached eggs?
... the ghost of the Marquis de Lafayette!
... this spiritually awakened set of bicentennial commemorative plates!
...this dirty fork!
The Night of the Long Whisks.
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...the damnably long memory of Pepperidge Farms!
..... Being locked out of my laptop.
..Pingu's Revenge!
...rich dark-roast flavors.
...socialism!
...the napkin of DOOOOOOM falling into the wrong hands!
...the sheer difficulty of this Norman Rockwell 100-piece jigsaw!
...my Legions of Doom getting a better offer!
...the alien hairball eating Donald Trump's head!
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...John Ashcroft, despite being a fringe crackpot, nonetheless having ethics!
...Bruce Wayne's personal pirate ship!
...the precise tone, pitch, and timbre of Benedict Cumberbatch's voice!
...Michael Moore's surprising adroitness with a George Foreman Grill!
...the word "gloffy" not being Scrabble-legal!
...those new photos of Pluto!
...what happens when you look beneath a Weaver's hood!