... Death
...the Forbidden Donut.
Re-runs of WKRP in Cincinnati
...those shadows without substance, in the shape of men.
... my traumatic brain injury causing me to waffle my internal quzbrks!
The moose on the runway.
...that McDonald's Happy Meal!
The book canon
farting in the dragons lair
....having to air out my lair.
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If I hadn't got caught using 2d10's instead a d20.
poop throwing monkey
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...Krevon's Krack Kreme.
...competition in the marketplace!
The game.
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Those meddling kittens.
al teh spalin eras
Thinking Goddity was talking about Sara Palin
Thinking Alick was Al Gore.
If I hadn't invented the internet!
The global warming/climate change/polar vortex wouldn't have declared jihad on republicans
(Xenon would make a terrible warrior. If you attacked, it wouldn't react)
...my gammy leg!
Son Goku
...having no money for coffee.
...that web-spinning menace, Spider-Man!
... gravity, that harsh mistress
The moon... Who is also a harsh mistress.
...My deliciously harsh mistress.
...the lie being such a delicious cake.
...that delicious lye being such a cake?
Colonel Hogan
Someone hadn't divided by zero!
The Glasse Steagal act
.......the creepy clown who thinks I don't know he's hiding in my closet.
64 whalebone girdles
...Puritan sexual taboos!